"Do you bleed...? You will"
From 'We Go to the Gallery', by Miriam Elia
The interrogation - from Uncle Buck
Not quite
Keeping it in the family
Just title them "quotes" or something. Maybe an adjective. "Insightful quotes"?
Terry LOVES love
fooled me tbh
It must be hard being this fucking savage
me irl
We've been eating ramen wrong the whole time
MRW I get up to piss at 3AM, can't find the light switch, decide to piss from spatial memory, then find the light switch, and see my handiwork
Asking the real questions
Fluffy marshmallow sheltie
This is one magic trick I wanna learn
does anyone know the background of this video of some asshole getting what he deserves? an associated news story?
me irl
No title needed
Taking a shot with a flaming tennis ball, by the Slo Mo Guys
The More You Know
Parenting done right
Cop confiscates pot, eats pot brownies, calls 911
BTG (not mine)
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal real af
When you propose and yo girl married to the streets
I hope this turns up in Hydra Cap
The cringey element of fandom. I love his derision
A message of hope
There are no butterflies in Japan
Don't wanna wait till next Valentine's to post this
Typical Khajiit behaviour
MELTDOWN IMMINENT
Someone should try this
What with all the resentment about the election lately, this seems relevant
Two episodes into Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (Netflix), loving it
Which philosopher should you fight? A guide
Guy on the right really hates this joke
Gorgeous fantasy art by Aaron Nakahara
Useful if you ever want to really disgust someone
Good clean fun from Grandpa's meme bank
Hey Man, by iguanamouth on tumblr
I hope my kid asks me this someday
Real dogs, not poseable plushies. I was amazed too
30 Rock, 'Gentleman's Intermission'
Googling yourself, from 30 Rock season 5 episode 6
Damn cats always giving attitude
Are you there, God? It's me, SMBC
Civics!
Eviscerated. And then cooked with hot dogs.
SMBC on "When will I ever use this in real life?!"
Kazu Kibushi's Harry Potter illustrations
I think this is a genuinely unpopular unpopular opinion puffin. Pity.
Good Guy Drug Dealers
Remember Sharon's speech in Civil War? The original:
Catholicism
I like his tired confusion
IDK what beer this is. Saw it on 4chan. Hella pretentious.
Genuinely unpopular unpopular opinion puffins contd.
Rewatching some New Girl, came across this joke