Sitting down to take that first dump of the day...and it's a Wilde one.

Jul 6, 2016 12:23 PM

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in a way i am glad i am male. because when the comming dump massages my prostate gland i get horny.

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people are having too much fun with the Pornhub gift creator

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Suddenly.. v

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Oh wow she must be getting a really good foot massage.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Happy shitting

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

hooooooooot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot

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Omg, Three Ninjas

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I fucking love Olivia Wilde

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

never trust a man that shits in the afternoon

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*unzips*

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Acting.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

First? You take more than one a day? Dude! Fiber...

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Dude most people eat 3 meals a day separated by a period of several hours...if you only ever shit once per day you might have a problem

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Me literally every day at 12

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Something tells me she isn't pooping......

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Getting a tattoo

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ever since I lost my job, I enjoyed every poop. It reminds me I still am able to afford food and eat for sustenance.

10 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

I poop at work. I mean, I don't need to. But I'm getting paid for it, so why not.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sometimes I wait on purpose til I clock in to poop. I'll hold in a turd all morning

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh I won't poop on break or lunch. I don't get paid for that.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I always like doing it at work. It's the kind of shit I like being paid for.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Keep pooping my friend. Keep pooping

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Happy shitting.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Shitpost. Clearly!

10 years ago | Likes 109 Dislikes 2

At least it isn't bull shit

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well maybe her father was a bull

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v

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I'm keeping this

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

v

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Espresso this morning certainly sped things up. http://img.pandawhale.com/109182-do-not-go-in-there-gif-Imgur-A-xa5U.gif

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Damn you, I was about to post this!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Beat ya. Not as hard as I just did my toilet though. Think .50 BMG fired out of an M82A type velocity and PSI.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The change up.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

FIRST shit of the day? How many shits do you take per day?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2-3 here, but I eat quite a lot of greens and food in general.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Personally, at least 2. Not 1 and a little poop later. 2 full shits. Couple logs each poop

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That only happens to me if I drink a lot of coffee or had a really big meal recently, i.e. it will happen to me today. 4th of July dumps.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Careful out there...

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I love the nose wipe. *Sniffs finger* "Yeah doc, even after all that wiping, still smells like poop.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's like trying to get peanut butter out of shag carpet.

10 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Rafi, is that you?

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EAT MORE FIBER.

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she loves him hard

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The struggle is real.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Username checks out.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Anyone have a source link? I've been looking for this clip forever

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Someone help me out with this source ?

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Sure thing...movie is called The Change Up.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Should I see it?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It has Olivia wild in it.

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