My puppy always has this "I'm plotting my revenge" face...
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Here's my little dude enjoying some Harry Potter. He loves him some TV time...
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When you're ready to start swimming but remember it's still only March...
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The "Liquid Shard" sculpture in LA is the most mesmerizing thing you've seen since...
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Dave Grohl always seems to know exactly what to say in the moment...
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Just because it's Monday, doesn't mean it has to suck...
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*hits snooze
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Where do you think you're going Jim!? Get back here!!
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A little dump for your Sunday...
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When your buddy says he's seeing multiple women at the same time...
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I didn't know I needed to know this....
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Well...there you have it!
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A small, less than savory dump...
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When the boss says "dinner's on me, guys."
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It's my 2nd Cake Day....have some shit I found funny at one time or another...
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When you and your buddies get drunk and end up at a karaoke bar...
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When I have a million dollar idea to heat up ice to make "HOT ICE"
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Player 3 has entered the game...
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Trying to get water from the faucet after a long night of drinking...
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I never knew I needed a lap lizard until this very moment...
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When I make a questionable joke in front of family and everyone just sits there...
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Sounds like a Win/Win to me!
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What could be better than steak tacos on Taco Tuesday...
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MRW I bust out of jail to rob .14 cents from a Santa Claus...
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So much more frightening when you see it in slow motion...
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MSW I eat Count Chocula cereal...in February.
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Hoot do you think you are petti...oh yea that's the spot!
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#TeamZombie will always have this magnificent bastard!!
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This. Is. Accurate.
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When my wife yells from the bathroom "get in here and flush the toilet"
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A little wings for Wingsday...
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Make sure you enjoy some tacos on Tuesdays...
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When someone is trying to get some of your food because what you ordered is better than theirs...
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It has to stop...
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When my wife says she made dinner and "it's a surprise."
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How I feel when people say "Thursday is the new Friday"
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For those of you needing a pick me up this morning...
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"Don't worry, dog will protect you from this water"
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DAMN NATURE...YOU SCARY!!!
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Mondays are just a bit better when steak is involved...
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Thinking Pink Floyd might have been on to something here...
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Why do I feel like this trashcan is about to do some shady shit and tell me it's for the good of America...
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Woke up this morning with a craving for bacon...then realized, I don't have any bacon...
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TIL pigs are just like dogs...
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Always nice when a story has a happy ending...
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I knew this day was missing something...
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Anyone remember the Minnesota Miracle Man?
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...because everyone deserves donuts in the morning!
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Now I want fries...lots and lots of fries!
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You know what they say...2 heads are better than 1
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Melting a steel bolt with 5000 Amps!!
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When someone asks if I'm excited for baseball season starting...
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Apparently broccoli feels the same way about me that I feel about it...
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This photo of Justin Bieber getting crushed at the NHL All Star game is now my new favorite picture...
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Well, my life is now complete...
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Laughed a bit harder than I should have...
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This was not thought out very well...
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When my dog brings me his toy and wants me to throw it...
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Just a bit of beer knowledge for Thirsty Thursday...
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