anlyin
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People who park like this are jerks
Trying to remember names
robfitzpat
#7 Open and affordable dental at brighton?
Lots43
This was hilarious from start to finish
ImgurIsOutOfUsernames
Sure Lillie, let's make some memories
VerifiedAllah
The Santa and the baby signing help one is wrong as far as asl goes
RakiaTime
#36 straight As got me crippling depression, a hatred for humanity and my parents, a alcohol problem and thousands in psycho therapy bills
Trisar
darkdragonempress
fatdognamedsam
The little girl thinks the dogs are wrestling.
Weibull
Plot twist on 27 - cat is dead and girl is preparing dinner by first letting the cat meat marinade in delicious herbs and spices
oheina
#27
okiedokieiguess
#4 I wish several smart cars would come along and park in the rest of the space blocking them in
monstermashedpotatos
This was like a “I’m not a regular mom I’m a COOL mom” dump
reebokwitdastraap
Nice new dump - take my upvote
astickfigures
I like the hippopotomobile.
MikeMcAwesome91
thri11co11ector
Top notch
jointhorse
#57 I still didn't believe that; my Google translation came up with "To hell with destiny." Much better imo.
PMMEYOURKITTNZ
Norwegian here. Fuck destiny, is an accurate translation. I like yours better though :)
mediocrejoker
We use the word "faen" for "fuck", so the translatation feels correct, although you aren't incorrect either, it could well be "to hell...".
ChickensAreGoodPets
More like when your order is out for delivery
Abravenewage
That'll do pig. That'll do.
TheWombatStrikesAgain
#57 I'm not surprised. The title of the german version is "Das Schicksal ist ein mieser Verräter" ("Fate is a miserable traitor.")
Arcanum3000
I'm of the opinion that "The Fault in Our Stars" should be the title of an eldritch horror story.
iknowyouare
#14
ChaosKnux
#4 Park alongside them with a long trailer
ondrishko
Wid neb it oot
adadsupreme
My brain says Scottish but something seems wrong. It’s like welsh but not actual welsh.
Lyrian
#32 And when I run out of children what do I do with the boxes?
bpetersen
Wouldn't wrapping paper creat noxious fumes?
0verand0ver
Wouldn’t it be obvious that nothing was in the box?
Avunia
cats.
HighrockTendales
Brilliant response. I chuckle every time it is posted as a reply to that image, every damn time. A lot of times. Many times.
Acrage
#1, who lets a random puppy run away from them when no owner is present? That'd totally be my second dog.
MimiTalooza
That is not the sign for help that I know.
eraevous
Same.
MimiTalooza
I think there are other types of sign language than ASL, so maybe it’s one of those (benefit of the doubt)
levyathyn
I'm glad someone else came here to say that.
ClimbThemCrimps
Came here to say that. Not even close. It's an easy one too.
whatissofunny
Toddlers fuck that shit up all the time. My boy does the sign for "kitty" that looks like he's repeatedly punching himself in the face
FullSpeedAhead
So what does it look like he is saying? He’s about the age to just want to get away from that guy in red.
cinematicheart
I wish i could upvote this more.
EmergencyAbortionSavingsAccount
#7 seems like a thot.
Slattefors
Pig tax!!
FutureFriedman
#59
guilhermedidi
fukkin accepted
Letstriptogether
I gave an upvote solely for that one.
MedicGirl76
Esther the Wonder Pig. That's a baby pic from her first Christmas :)
Slattefors
Thanx! :)
BloodPressureIsHigh
What pig? I just see a disabled dog. Not cool to make fun of a dog like that.
twistedsisterfister
The hippo car....just...wow
captchatypingrobot
irk, if it's real the body work is impressive. But... why tho?
twistedsisterfister
That is the real question...why? U gotta really have a thing for hippos
iliketotravelandstuff
Or for attention
brigiebetch
it’s so ugly :/
twisteddkarma
Lillie.......after your looks go then what happens....
sayfcknwhat
She's going to be pissed off when she realises Botox, starvation and revealing clothing won't make her look 25 when she's 50.
SpankyButtSniff
Then she will engage in polite sex with her husband while faking her orgasms to make him feel better about his receding hairline.
ArvisJaggamar
Skipped past "Load 49 More Images" just to comment this
ThrowMamaFromTheTrain
Beauty fades, stupid is forever.
Ruthniss
You'll have Pictures of Lily.
maximinusthrax1
She gets married under 30 before that happens then divorces her husband to live off of alimony while fucking younger guys to relive her 20's
TheGhostofElizabethShue
Smart.
twisteddkarma
Sad but probably true
squirrelfartsy
She'll rack up a couple of husbands trying to upgrade each time.
pandro
jeez haters. women only get alimony if you have them stay at home to make your babies. marry a woman with a job and quit the martyr act.
NotJamesMay
Imightbethedroidyourelookingfor
So this isn't you?
NotJamesMay
Maybe..
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kamomilleshiningbeauty
Tom, is that you?
justacityboi
No
ArvisJaggamar
I see you, Captain Slow
NotJamesMay
Supernerdtastic
Grand Tour S2 is heeeerrreeee!
ArvisJaggamar
First episode was great! The crash was really hard to watch, though, knowing what was coming.
Supernerdtastic
I havent had time to watch DDDD:
wherearemytesticles
I swear, iPhone X screenshots are so ugly. What's the use of having thin bezels if there is so much wasted screen space.
MooVaca
Still would
ascottdude
no shit
LeSethX
I would have 8 years ago (assuming she's still 21) but not now
moto192834
Why hate when you could swipe right and have a good time?
RevanTheJedi
It doesn't seem like you would have a good time with her, more like she would have...a time...at your expense.
ScientistInTraining
My man
Bobdobtherob
Hahaha! Exactly what I was going to say. +1
summershank
TheAwkwardArtist
Plot twist. 20 years later, she IS your boring wife
down2stars
And she never wants to have sex anymore.
Brute0808
You've got too high expectations of us...
squirrelfartsy
...and you're her fourth husband. And she has at least two bratty kids.
karanperson
She broke me
Gameofdrink
Hate to tell ya Lillie but if all you're good at is sex: you're the boring one!
Zeplin
For you at least :)
NotJamesMay
Well put.
DixonHillPrivateEye
Man, this is a great comment.
Happyleafericssonday
The "Scottish" Harry Potter was hard to read and im Scottish
Ajierene
I was wondering what it was, wasn't sure what story so I was thinking Gullah
Scotia
Yeah, I'm Scottish too, and that shit is like 19th century Scots. Nae cunt havers lit 'at onymare. Wait...
TheNonInsestuousJaime
I've read that book so many times I actually understood it
Goaliezach1
Same here, but Jesus, took about as long as a full chapter.
ChoosePazuzu
try some of irvine welshs books
MallardWithACold
I bought Trainspotting two or three years ago. Still haven't gotten past the first chapter.
ChoosePazuzu
you'll get used to it. I'm not even scottish and have like 5 of his books now. I love that every character also has a different accent
CypherSteak
#45 is something my wonderful husband would do @umyeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhh
wallyworld83
Olive juice
ButIamvoiceless
If you're going to be walking any appreciable distances, maybe don't wear gigantic five fucking inch boot heels. This may be a sore topic...
TechnicallyRight
Makes sense to me... dont complain about what YOU CHOOSE TO WEAR OUT CAROL. NO ONE MADE YOU WEAR THAT SHIT. SUCK IT UP.
Gameofdrink
Well, it seems that your definition of 5 inches and mine is quite different. Poor thing....
darkdragonempress
A few caveats though. If you planned a date that would involve such amounts of walking without informing her, you fucked up.
ButIamvoiceless
I guess that's fair.
yamigrl
I've been forced to wear heels as a waitress between certain inches, so that's always a possibility too! Imo, booties are the most comfy
justhereforvoting
There was a petition about this in the n UK. It got quite a lot of publicity. Women shouldn't be forced to wear painful things
yamigrl
100% agree. Sometimes its less "forced" and more " strongly suggested" though, which makes it difficult.