when you shittily embroider a borderline-dead meme for your husband and he doesn’t immediately want to have sex with you
someone is watching me ?
a voice of a generation
Own a night club called Eclipse
crying kim k
slim son
how do i get my penis to sit back down?
haha how are U all doing today
respectable apology
*likes* then *unlikes* just to *like* it again
when you have an existential crisis while driving
Student Athlete Brandon:
heroine spinner
pour one out for Steve Bannon
Superbad predicted Trump's presidency!
no caption needed
craigslist has peaked in Spokane
honey, i'm home
if a sexy girl with no top on can get upvotes, how many can this little baby radish get?
Sounds like a lotta--
savage
#NoSurvivors
New pieces :)
I embroidered Ken Bone.
you have now entered the Bone Zone...
you have no entered the Bone Zone...
are dinosaurs dildos? i'll let you decide
i'm making a ken bone embroidery piece. *work in progress*
when you're talking to a cute girl then you accidentally say something that shows the real you and she goes "wait what?"
Professor Willow's office after I transfer my 80 million pidgeys
you probably think i'm late to the bone party but i think i'll forever love Kenny baby. *work in progress*
lol at Emma Johnson
mood
cOMiN OUTTA MY CAGE AND IVE BEEN DOIN JUST FINE
Nin Tendo
did a thing.
Some of my favorite tweets
I hand drew and designed my two newest tattoos and they turned out great. I'm pumped!!
NYE 2017
Nin Tendo
my best friend made this and it took her about 30 hours.
MRW I find cash in my pants pocket
Ted Cruz is one of the greatest actors of our generation
METH. NOT EVEN ONCE.
when you're in a great mood and someone tries you
Back by popular demand, some Bitch Stitch originals. Enjoy
You guys wanted more, so here you go! All original designs and stitches worn by Emma and me. Hope u dig it.
actual photo of Obama using unicorn magic
Ted Cruz is one of the greatest actors of our generation
I embroidered the moon phases.. took around 10 hours
FRIEND: why don't you open up to people? ME:
I've been trying to teach myself photoshop for 6 weeks and this is what I've created so far
WHAT A PLOT TWIST
I heard Imgur likes smooth breasts, great legs, and one fine ass ;) enjoy
bitch stitch is at it again
crying kim k. this is art.
Kim k crying
African guy at my work got a "talking to" about his African flag mug after the election becuz it was seen as divisive. His cubical now.