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These are silly but I, the fast talking taco, do love them
I’m proud of you for making it the gravitron.
dinosaurdroop
#49 sleepless ritz
Cebrail
#36 Sorry, but thats not the same thing at all. Money has a real purpose, it has had since we first started trading goods of unequal value. Astrology has NO value, except luring gullible morons into wasting their hard-earned money. It's just another lunatic need humanity has to believe in things that can't be proven, ala religion, divination and so on.
ForrestDwellingDonkey
#8 mistakes were made
iamdeadlol
".....fuck." the Green Anole probably
Jattetont
#22 Especially as that is not true.
swattyKnotts
#44 Mary2Dope lol
CritterrCatcher
That stood out to me too
Totalwombat
Toast wife really butters my bread
SadHedgehog
#34 that's not pigs in blankets, that's a battered sausage! Blankets are made out of bacon
RevolutionOnHerLips
pigs in blankets != pigs in a blanket: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pigs_i">_blanket">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pigs_in_a_blanket https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pigs_in_blankets
SadHedgehog
Oh jeez, it's like when I discovered biscuits in gravy
OmegaRainbow360
#49 Anxious Burrito does not sound like the name of a winning race horse :/
flyingnetherlander
Not winning the race but winning in our hearts.
OmegaRainbow360
ThoseLipsThatLovesOwnHandDidMake
Imposter syndrome Brioche - sounds like a Show horse
blackmetalcoyote
Intrusive Thought Cookie might be a better name for a band than a horse, but whatever. It's that or Anxiety Tuna.
flyingnetherlander
Anxiety tuna is a great horse name! Kentucky Derby here we come!
tothewindowww
Oh yeah, I love me some hot garbage
sleestacks
#36 it’s not either / or
idontneedastupidusername
#26 I too choose this guy’s bread wife.
Cargobiker530
#34 Somebody did a terrible disservice to Cornish pasties.
jsno116
#11 Wow https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uffington_White_Horse - not continuously for 3,000 years (there was a significant gap from 1857-2009, and it was deliberately covered during WWII so the Luftwaffe couldn't use it for bomber navigation to attack London), but...they've basically been maintaining it for 3,000 years! Very cool.
downvoteifyouhatekittens
#36 what a load of shit
TrogdorzeBurninator
Isolation Nugget
I'm an alternate universe Cake album
MrHappySmiles
#39 analog / digital.
demagreg365
Yes, thank you! There's nothing acoustic about that chair
FingerPuppeteer
"Hyperactive boiled wiener".
tangent
#11 "It ain't what a horse looks like, it's what a horse be."
RitzBitz25
#49 hyperfixation cauliflower wings
KingdomOfTheCrystalBacon
#49 Exhausted French Fry
dontbeafarbstein
#48 what is it?
Numb3rThr33
IDK, can't unsee the creepy face.
TheGatesy
Glossy black earbud in their ear. They have the hoodie over their face.
IlTerribile
thank you.
flyingnetherlander
Thankfully you asked! I was scrolling to find this question in the comments. I couldn’t make it out at all.
makingmywaydowntownsteppedinglassbleedingfastandimdeadnowbanana
This is creepy af, I can’t explain why
TharrickLawson
I *did* supplement my body with computer parts and now I can hear again
DorkJedi
my knee is acoustic.
LocalSemiFriendlyRabbitGal
TharrickLawson
bring it on, meatbag, I'll kick you righ- LOW BATTERY
IShootBirdsAtTheAirport
#49 for me would be Overwhelming Sense of Doom Bolognese, or just Doom Bolognese for shot. Felt that was worth sharing.
CritterrCatcher
It was
WhyAmIForcedToHaveFun
#49 Anxious eggplant....hmmm. I don't know how I feel about that
swarthod
I'm not sure if my anxious cookie is any better
BowenTheKotoc
Executive Dysfunction Toblerone
MianusStar
Fidgeting Sausage Roll...lol
NewtypeTim
Anxiety Beef
anSSLerrorhasoccuredandasecureconnectiontotheservercannotbemade
Self doubt baguette
mayodash
Depression Dhal
NergalJester
I read that as erectile dysfunction and almost choked on my breakfast
WeAllLiveInAUserSubmarine
Jerk Chicken.
Bristlecone42
No no no you already chose Lightly Fried Fish Fillet! Yes, your second joke was funnier than the first one, but you said Lightly Fried Fish Fillet first, so you have to be Lightly Fried Fish Fillet. You can just walk back from Lightly Fried Fish Fillet.
WeAllLiveInAUserSubmarine
Haha, my bad, I'm lightly fried atm
BowenTheKotoc
Say Lightly Fried Fish Fillets one more time, dad...
Bristlecone42
Do you want some Lightly Fried Fish fillets or not?
FllintEasywood
Eye contact anxiety pizza
Ymris
wait, mine too?
FllintEasywood
I hope you have a nice pair of sunglasses.
daverino
Insomnia sausage
NergalJester
Yoooo, me too!
daverino
Woohoo, sausage buddies! Hang on wait…
IwishKimPinewasmygirlfriend
#36 this is such bullshit
demagreg365
Right. I can very easily prove how capitalism has an affect on all our lives
firehippy
ThisGostakIsHereForTheDoshes
Yeah, I can buy real stuff with my money, try that with your fucking horoscope, commie wannabe witch. Hammer & sickle in the account name is always a guarantee for the biggest bullshit.
cadesama
You can also say I don't want to think about angels. Stop imposing your made up religion on other people and crying when people dislike it.
IwishKimPinewasmygirlfriend
You mean me, personally? Or religionists in general?
AbdulMasaiev
Yeah everything about it is such a picklebrain take. And it's not even like they're "thinking about the stars". Astrology has nothing to do with the stars, the idea of stars is just a prop. The positions of stars have shifted so, so much since the "zodiac signs" were tied to days (and with that the zodiac should have shifted too), yet notice how that doesn't bother them any.
astrogameguy
#49 Hyperfixation Pollo a la Diabla; that's a pretty good horse name, ngl
SpaceCoyote300
Sad mincemeat pie
spiritussancto
Insomnia rice is just boring and lame sounding
graehall
Pollo a la Diabla sounds frkn delicious, you got me looking it up on the googs and damn that would be yum
astrogameguy
it really is, chopped chicken in a chipotle sauce served over rice; so very good. i eat it, at least, once a week lol
Flabort
Depression Pheroggi
Microblast88
Diarrhea chicken. I don't like this game
TheRealFortyDeuce
Hypervigilance Ribeye here.
AggressivelyPassive
Damn, and I thought Hyperfocus Chicken Fricassee was good and you gotta go and top me like that
RipThemUpRatchet
Forgetting Teryaki
ReallyNotAVampire
Imposter Syndrome Salad
tortfeasor
Arrogant Chex Mix
farfie
Flashback Protein Bar.
doctorId
Anhedonia Smoothie
CynicalLittle
Panic attack burrito
Saxit
Stress Toast.
SharkDoctor
Disorganized Cracker. very accurate.
demagreg365
I feel attacked
BeardsAreFacePubes
Depression chocolate. 😆
TheDarknessInTheHeartsOfMen
Executive Dysfunction Cereal
SlidinDownTheLannisters
Anxious porridge
eromitlab
Race horse names can only be 18 characters, though. So, how do you feel about Hyperfixationpollo?
orangemarmaladesky
Easily Distracted Pussy
astrogameguy
i wish this was my last meal; i haven't had it for going on 6 years now
euphoricopportunity
Insomnia sweet potato.
NineByNine
Vertigo Tortilla
OKSasquatch
"... Round the last turn... Here he goes.... Making his way through the field in the home stretch.... they're neck and neck.... And it's Executive Dysfunction BK Double Crossanwich by a nose!"
SpryMaggot
Come on, Narcissistic Ramen!!!
WeAllLiveInAUserSubmarine
Lightly Fried Fish Fillet. Hey yeah they're onto something here.
InternationalManOfHistory
Executive (disfunction) Cheese
sweetandsmokey
ADD eggs
CuriousChiru
Impulsive Gyoza and Rice
PhineasFogg
Anxious bubble tea. Doesn't sound appetizing, but cute 😅
ILDL
Paranoia Bone Broth
MJStratford
Ah, I had Hyperfixated Satay!
SerinSymphony
Memory loss alleged chicken salad
WatchYourFuckingLanguage
Intrusive Thoughts Burrito
HisDudness
Insomniac ramen. I don't know...
JustDontCare
Depression yakisoba, not bad.
He11ie
Honestly Hyper Diabla would also be pretty good. Mine would be Distracted Salmon. I would not bet on that horse
ZOMGNO
We got... Distracted Dumpling and Superior Cider in this house. Ya gotten shorten slightly from "Superiority complex" etc.
LetTheJimmiesRustle
Revenge procrastination carbonara, idk man, thats kinda dope
mechastrawberry
Timeblind Toffee ... Kinda works
NergalJester
Insomnia Sausage, reporting in!
HeadJamistan
Manic sausage, reporting in!
pthoman
Apathy beans.
spiritussancto
That's as bad as my insomnia rice
Nakmirax
Mixed with my self-loathing curry we three make some sort of meal.
pthoman
Ooh, how wholesome. And nutritious .
spiritussancto
mmm tastes like mental illness
Malachise
Anxiety Popcorn. Sounds like it'd be a good band name as well but damned if I know what genre.
imakesoap
I had Anxiety Pannetone, a little more mellow than your music sound I guess
lcjwiebl
Mania beans and rice
tsodge
Post-post industrial electrofunk
eaglejdc
Pre-post modern alt disco
LoitninStroik
Insomniac Peanut. What a fucking loser.
liltortellini
#49 Rejection Sensitive Taco, at your service.
Goarath
Fatigued Chicken Pot Pie, reporting for duty
WeAllLiveInAUserSubmarine
Drunken Duck, pleasure to meet you.
BishlamekGurpgork
Executive Dysfunction Danish, I guess?
MaryAlicexoxo
Tired noodle cup, your majesty.