ReallyNotAVampire

93750 pts ยท March 4, 2015


35, male, Florida.

Sunfyre was so excited for HoTD that she had her biggest shed in years.

Points 11
Comments 2
Views 556

Happy July 29th

Points 100
Comments 8
Views 1893

My 3 Most Recent Tattoos

Points 613
Comments 81
Views 81852

I'll be handing these all out accordingly.

Points 14
Comments 0
Views 786

Hopping in to her DM's like.

Points 4
Comments 4
Views 485

Classic Florida Plague Rats

Points 70
Comments 27
Views 2220

Introverts, please check on your extrovert friends.

Points 15
Comments 10
Views 661

Flhare, they really missed an opportunity here. Shame.

Points 1
Comments 9
Views 307

My 13th favorite happens to be birthday themed.

Points 2
Comments 0
Views 175

Brown Pants Acquired

Points 5
Comments 12
Views 315

Me when strangers approach me for small talk.

Points 1
Comments 0
Views 142

Where's Francis?

Points 5
Comments 0
Views 103

Anyone else randomly remember these screensavers?

Points 3
Comments 1
Views 424

Anyone here loves morale patches?

Points 14
Comments 6
Views 764

Pumpkin of War

Points 10
Comments 0
Views 747

Everything is crooked!!

Points 52
Comments 9
Views 2977

Cloud Getting a Handy

Points 7
Comments 10
Views 452

Batman VS TMNT

Points 6
Comments 10
Views 879

Yeah, I'm gonna have to go with no on this one.

Points -5
Comments 16
Views 248

For the Swarm

Points 66
Comments 5
Views 2086

Team Valor and a typical Saturday night.

Points 7
Comments 6
Views 24

Today Floridians Be Like

Points -2
Comments 7
Views 229

Breast Milk, you make my daaay.

Points 9
Comments 3
Views 1275

I bet it's got some of the freshest beets.

Points 24
Comments 2
Views 18

One guess what state I reside in.

Points 8
Comments 23
Views 455

Together 19, Since 54

Points 2
Comments 2
Views 11

Vehicle Shopping Can Be Unbearable.

Points 33
Comments 19
Views 1362

Cute Pitbull

Points 1187
Comments 145
Views 35712

For the Memes

Points 0
Comments 4
Views 151

It's the 29th, get out while you can!!

Points 9
Comments 0
Views 20

MRW I decide to venture into a comment thread of just about any social media post.

Points 22
Comments 8
Views 1383

You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention.

Points 9
Comments 9
Views 1350

Make Donald Drumpf Again.

Points 2
Comments 1
Views 244

Well fuck you too, Urban Dictionary user, CanYouSmellWhatImCooking

Points 1
Comments 12
Views 16

So, the mayor from my home area is pretty dumb.

Points 112
Comments 19
Views 11493

Trogdor!!!

Points 12
Comments 2
Views 859

It's a BLT, not a BLTC. Bitch.

Points 21
Comments 4
Views 126

Ahsoka Rebels Replica Hilts

Points 4
Comments 0
Views 230

I made a thing today.

Points 38
Comments 12
Views 2459

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Points 2863
Comments 83
Views 7328

Please excuse the selfies

Points 0
Comments 7
Views 156

MRW I forget that I can't innocently browse Imgur today.

Points 7
Comments 0
Views 142

MFW I realize I can browse Imgur on military computers...

Points 269
Comments 68
Views 2756

What did I say about asking questions?!

Points 7
Comments 1
Views 1697

Aww geez, Rick, why'd you turn yourself into a pumpkin?

Points 3
Comments 1
Views 799

I hired a new assistant to help me clean boats today.

Points 11
Comments 4
Views 703

I'll be in my room if you need me.

Points 19
Comments 3
Views 893

Looks Like a Birdy to Me

Points 29
Comments 6
Views 2234

Season 7 Ready

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Comments 4
Views 941

I just can't with this guy.

Points 1404
Comments 331
Views 80787

Who had Aliens for August?

Points 61
Comments 11
Views 1974

Damn, even Blizzard is coming in with some fire.

Points 7640
Comments 626
Views 235533

Ryan Reynolds popping his face out of an A-Hole.

Points 167
Comments 13
Views 7680

Gilead CEO's "Thought Process" on Gouging Remdesivir

Points 25
Comments 58
Views 797

Our only real causality from Irma. I circled the palm tree that fell and put arrows pointing to it in case you can't see it.

Points 15
Comments 11
Views 1250

As if I needed more reasons to love Ryan Reynolds.

Points 9
Comments 26
Views 860
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