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Mar 7, 2016 5:46 AM
MaverickRick
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mousemarie94
*IN MODERATION
minabear
They missed "makes you dance better" as one of the benefits.
Seven25
Wow these are broadly inaccurate statements to make.
Thackerzod
You forgot makes your clothes dissappear for tequila...
iEatTheCat
Now show the bad effects of these lol
Deebo530
Who knew wine stops the aging process?
Zatheron
10 good reasons to avoid water. That stuff makes other stuff rust
GermanIrishEngineering
That's why I've gained weight since college. I don't drink nearly as much whiskey as I used to.
LettermanAirsoft
I'm genuinely not sure if this I'd real or not
LettermanAirsoft
Is real not I'd real
SpiffiestJester
Am I the first to point out that these drinks are made from water at some point?
samueldevaz
Yup +1
RawwrrRawwrrLikeaDungeonDragon
Also, alcohol dehydrates your body, thus increasing your need to drink water.
SpiffiestJester
Lol.. so take that op!
BlendedAnarchy
Am I the only one that realises that water is used to make these?
c0diferous
Can someone explain how tequila prevents diabetes? I'm type 1 and hoping drowning myself in tequila over spring break will help
JayEnfield
This post encourages a steady diet of bullshit, which is low in sugar.
c0diferous
I'm cured!
endlessblack
+ makes you happy!
dude1990
Causes pregnancy. (Unplanned)
futureman3000
If I mix all these together in one drink, I'll become Superman!
DefinitelyNotAnAnt
-destroys lives
MyNameIsJesusAndIStealHubcapsFromCars
This is wyh I hav eone of each befoer work ervey day,
seamuspip
Gave me pancreatitis...but thats none of my business.
0xBAADF00D
Tequila:
0xBAADF00D
Makes you happy
rhapsodyinblah
Makes you want to sing
BlumkinSpiceLatte
Who even needs food?
bntli
nobody. alcohol has calories
secretoaster
Dying also aide in weight loss. FYI. But as someone who's absolutely hammered right now, I love this!
johnnykilobit
I must be the smartest, healthiest, longest living fucker on the planet then.
danteismycat
http://www.breastcancer.org/risk/factors/alcohol
USAFslacker
In moderation. That is why I named my mancave "moderation".
LemonFanta
Gin doesn't prevent Malaria. The tonic that was put in it ages ago did, because it had high levels of quainine. This isn't the case anymore.
writeerrightoff
But you need to drink a very high amount of today's tonic, in order to "prevent malaria"
LemonFanta
S'what I said.
winnigin
Saw that, couldn't trust the list after that
LemonFanta
But there is so much about the list that is wrong / misleading! Just drink if you wanna drink
purplelama
Tonic still had quinine in it.
LemonFanta
Yes. But not HIGH levels of it. You have to consume an ass ton for it to help prevent Malaria, and even then. Doubtful
purplelama
Ohh, that makes sense, I don't know anything about how much it takes.
wofulunicycle
The expensive kind does! Fever Tree for example.
purplelama
I bought a 2 liter bottle of the cheapest I could find at Safeway a couple days ago and it had it. Cost about a dollar
ggachi
"Contains a number of medical ingredients". Seems legit.
insegrevious
So do the cures at whole foods.
insegrevious
That's a lie, they don't.
millerha
"Prevents Malaria" Maybe the Tonic water that gin is commonly mixed with.
Neijya
And even then, the quantity of quinine in today's tonic is probably a bit low for that
ThePastySmasher23
Zero's still a number.
crashmcleroy
Probably referencing the various botanicals in Gin which can widely vary (with the exception of always containing juniper) by brand
darthj3d
Just like that tomato sauce with "spices"
adogsopinion
That number is 1... 1 "medical" ingredient
AgamemnonsMemes
Apparently you can live on beer and potato.
eggmuffin
Beer and aquavit, then?
Flathead666
I'm opening a bar called "The Doctor's Office" based on this.
myhappyanonplace
That actually sounds like a hit
acookedgooseforeveryone
We have a local pub that is right next to the hospital called "the doctors orders", as far as I know it's doing pretty well!
frattolo
we should open a bar! but let's call it "puzzles"
gandlafsbears
Slutty nurses pls
Sairvous
Genius!
Alenazsa
There's one called "The Pharmacy" where I live.
bugsybrown
I'll take two drams up the pooper pls
AWizardOfLoneliness
"Grandpa's Medicine Cabinet"
HorseBot3000
I always wanted to create a bard called "Resolutions" where for the first month and a half of the year it was a gym, then it became a bar.
Alenazsa
There's one called "The Pharmacy" where I live.
HipsterNigga23
I'd like to apply to be a pharmacist please.
Akkad47
Don't you mean "Barmacist"?...... Ok I'll see myself out
halfbakedsnail
You deserve more points.
Flathead666
That's what the bartender will be called.
Sairvous
Thats actually pretty creative. I would totally go into a bar named that lol
mmmpoundcake
1. Will the servers be nurses? 2. Can i have a job?
Flathead666
Willing to wear a sexy nurse outfit instead of scrubs?
mmmpoundcake
I have a price for everything. What's the pay?
Flathead666
Above the regular $2.13 servers normally get.
mmmpoundcake
I'm a ginger with a large chest and I'm working on my masters... gunna have to do better than that, bub.
SniggleJake
"aids in weight loss"...
MoodyOfNorway
Yeah, Vodka is INSANELY high in calories(well, at least in relation to y'know taste and all) so now I don't drink much any more :-(
imooforyou
Yeah, more like "Instead of drinking beer, drink this, less calories". It doesn't make you lose any weight.
ExplodoJones
Alcohol is stupidly caloric. Only way this aids in weight loss is if you replace meals with booze.