Hamsterwitherectiledysfunction
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Nov 26, 2017 9:18 AM
Hamsterwitherectiledysfunction
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AnnieAimee
Went to a venue that had 2 weddings going on, the brides ended up brawling at the reception over “guest bathroom amenities”.
GreaterDog
#2 my first thought was that there was some kinky elevator sex going on
ShootYourGooMyDude
#2 maybe that's his fetish
CassiTheVainQueen
That stuffed animal one was a low blow. +1
RockmanModelZ
#1
talkimgurtome
Not to be that person, but owners who stay with their pets at the vet really hinder us from doing our jobs properly
BladeSmithSapper
My 12 yr old tried to take extra food in to school for her friends who we going through a rough time. She was told to stop by the principal.
BladeSmithSapper
The told me it was because of legal issues. I believe, kid doesn’t care about legal bullshit. They just want a PB&J, what do you think???
DarkWhiteWolf
Boom! Headshot!
funlovinkrimenal
sam mune
therealpdawg
I know that guy. He's a pretty decent guy.
QuoteBold
This is awesome - so happy to wake up to something happy this morning :) https://media.giphy.com/media/fxsqOYnIMEefC/giphy.gif
PunnyTiger
#3 was exhibit A in the murder case when his wife killed him. There were 12 mothers on the jury. it was ruled justifiable homicide.
WillaSue
Who is buying used stuffed animals though? I mean, it's cute... but I'm really wondering.
godofhorizons
Whispers in my new bride's ear "if you lose we're getting a divorce"
The701
That might happen anyway; once the traditional tournaments are finished and four are eliminated, it's winner-takes-all.
Larsoun
Hope the lady in the elevator didn't let herself go
AllmyNoodlesGods
This are the things I wanna cry for...
MasterNateT
Who likes vanilla Frostys?? Chocolate or nothing.
geekatude
Is no one going to comment on the tags?
2flower
Thanks, I needed these.
Namotatop
Enoug his enough even three year olds look better than me.
spyderj
Why do people feel the need to fake posts like #1...?!
JockMcSting
How do you know it is fake? Or, why do you think so?
iamnotthewalrusanymore
The handwriting seems to be inconsistent with the developing age presented by the spelling.
EggnogEjaculations
Yeh and when they raised all that money from selling cuddly toys, cuddly toys are worth Jack shit.
Greymalum
icedmcfurry
theDoggetsmorelovethanme
FlyingHawaiian
The lunch sharer got to me most.
doesntmatter
Totally his idea, and he helped pack too!
uptaco
Who downvotes this?!
inkslinger530
I loved the kid's graciousness & efforts. I worry about a country/world where kids do not get lunch.
QueenAmy
I worry about the lunches the schools provide
PhaserRave
annibe11e
I know a guy is decent if my cat likes him. This man is a saint.
skellington01
ItsCaptain0bvious
Anymeow, here's Wonderwall
WhatShouldIUseForMyUsername
this reply has to be top comment somehow, Make it happen Imgur!
asdfertjryjre
#2 That's totally his fetish.
MissSpelledTattoo
#9 reminded me when a customer stood up for me in McDonalds. The customer overheard him berating me for forgetting hasbrowns he didn't /1
MissSpelledTattoo
/2 order. They got into a fight and the manager came over to me and hissed, "What'd you do?!" Nothing, you B. Bless that customer tho!
tantallous
I was on my lunch break and someone was being an ass at McDs, already got free stuff and still complaining. threw out the "i'm a customer"
tantallous
I told him to just sit down shut up and eat. he gave me attitude so said back to him "no I am a customer, i paid for my food. now stfu" :D
tantallous
Went back over at night after my shift to talk to the manager and make sure nothing else happened after.
PunnyTiger
I love how #16 the guitarist's grin grows as his audience of kittens grows.
FabulousBadass
Go back to Facebook.
FlyingHawaiian
Fun fact: if you find a lost local licensee or ID, drop it in the mailbox in front of a post office
J0765
Doesn’t have to be local. If it’s anywhere in the US they will deliver it.
ganz007
I lost my dl swimming in a flordia ocean. Scuba guy mailed it to me two weeks later.still have the letter
Thecynicalspud
That's pretty damn awesome.
Nyxissus
The kids night at the rink was a stop-and-drop night, where if the music stopped the kids needed to drop, so not nap time nor alcohol
shuttlecockinakumquat
Your version sucks, though :(
magpie88
i thought "shoot the duck" game that i was never good at
Lucallia
And here i thought they just ALL SUCKED VERY BADLY at rollerblading
MyDogJake
That looks like my local rink but I assume they all look the same.
BaddieMaxter
That looks like the skating rink in my hometown. Or do all skating rinks look the same?
CoomebackKidd
Stop ruining things with facts!
Tavilen
I don't need music, or the lack thereof, to stop and drop when trying to roller skate.
thisspecieshasamuzeditselftodeath
Was hoping alcohol
Isthe4thtimethecharm
Sauce I spiked the pop machine myself.
SoulN8
Was hoping just uncoordinated preteens
MackieStaggie
Was hoping the DJ put on Bodies by Drowning Pool and they took it very literally
JustARandomStrangerOnTheInternet
what are all these little kids doing with piles of cash???
Freakymon
Better than you or me, that's what.
coachbBandit
Being first rate humans, that's what
ThirstyCalifornian
It’s almost as if they’re fake!
GrandPoobahDeDoinkOfAllOfThisAndThat
There was a time when my friend's 3yo sister had more money than anyone else in the house after rent and bills
ThirstyCalifornian
I’m not saying it doesn’t happen, I’m just saying these seem suspicious. I’m just being a buzzkill
LateNightBunnyParty
You don't have kids, do you? Grandparents, allowance, odd jobs...
YoungJables
I feel like you don't have to have kids since we were all kids. It's pretty easy to find out.
ThirstyCalifornian
I just find the first one suspicious. It looks like whoever wrote it tried too hard to make it appear as if a child wrote it.
RevolutionOnHerLips
3 year olds are known for their high paying odd jobs
LateNightBunnyParty
Would Mister Rogers be snarky to strangers on the internet? Odd jobs: Mine pulled weeds for a dollar at Nana's house at that age.
sulfuratus
The younger, the more expensive.