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Jul 30, 2026 12:18 AM
defrostedtauntaun
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MotoCanuck
Sean Connery
Mariguamar
Châteauneuf-du-pape 1978
LifeIsADanceOfMinds
The black of the top of her dress makes it look like something was redacted.
Youreallythoughtthisusernamewasgonnaturnoutinteresting
Bewbs were redacted, sadly.
IamIntoleranceIntolerant
Penfolds Grange.
OhIfIMust
Zetor
Dark wine
dyerzeve
Aranon1183
Sigourney Weaver and Tilda Swinton.
SomebodyalreadytookMyPants
1964 Taylor Fladgate LBV
PinkEater
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PinkEater
I knew one had to exist. +1
Wasnbo
Saw the latest Spider-Man earlier today, highly recommend it, there are some moments that honestly evoke how I felt about Sam Raimi's run of the movies. And yeah, Marisa Tomei as Aunt May was great too. Lots of sincere emotions.
digitalaaron
pelicansfightingterrorism
TooSoonOldTooLateSmart
I wish I may,
I wish I might,
Have Aunt May tonight.
Jamnew60
Simply beautiful and in addition, an expert on the 1963 Pontiac Tempest versus the 1964 Buick Skylark.
Fishy820
This is what a few women look like that don’t have crotch goblins to duck their life force out.
WhatD0thLife
possumattack
Not even Barolo.
digitalaaron
nuclearmomm
Well she was only 12 when she won her (well deserved) Oscar. Beautiful woman
qdw65nnjf60
Gorgeous.
VampKillian
Becker37
Fucking money must be great. Fuck the rich. We'd all be hot with their goddamned lives.
thelmapickles88
Marissa Cabernet?
jeanetseschats
Château Yquem 1956.
MechKelly
Sofia Vergara? Salma Hayek?
joepineapplesindrag
It's a me, Mario.
TerribleBot
allergictocantaloupe
I put together a list of potential answers to your question, they're within like 5 years of Tomei:
Heather Graham? Paul Rudd? Michelle Yeoh? Sandra Bullock? Ming Na Wen? Courtney Cox? Lisa Kudrow? Allison Janney? Julia Louis-Dreyfus? Weird Al? John Stamos? Lenny Kravitz? Vanessa Williams? Vivica A. Fox? Julianne Moore? Angela Bassett?
TooSoonOldTooLateSmart
Me. (kidding)
jmschappel
Ok... maybe Weird Al.
baldbear
Lenny Kravitz. That man is a miracle.
VulcanTourist
Marisa Tomei, in case anyone wonders.
torokunai
one of the few western names that scans as a Japanese name too. Naomi can also work
powerrangerpl
That's Aunt May.
VulcanTourist
Yeah, but she sure ain't Sally Field!
Onebigcanuck
Thank you, I didn't have my glasses on. I fell in love with her back when I didn't need glasses.
azazyel
You can't order that by the bottle though
VulcanTourist
Sure you can, with her image on the label, and then drink yourself unconscious with the contents.
nvrsurius
A man can dream though…
blfpd
A glass will do fine
TinyOctopus
Her and Jennifer Connolly.
znuff
Morena Baccarin
duffman3335
Salma Hayek
FoxPesdassi
* Connelly
smegginhell
Monica Belluci
hipifreq
Suzanne Hoffs
MostLikelyNotWearingPants
And Jennifer Anniston
Snooj
Sandra Bullock
GroteB
Too much plastic, it looks like she can barely move her face anymore.