MRW I realize mid-pee that I'm standing too far from the toilet
15
6
970
I am being told I should have been picked
12
6
1207
Feelsbad, man
34
34
1714
Surprise surgery anyone?
424
170
29751
What is THAT?
0
6
238
When it's my cake day, and I wake up with the stomach flu.
4
5
532
MRW when I realize my wife and I have 2 kid-free nights coming up
17
8
249
Not popular with my Italian relatives
19
21
227
MRW my bro's wife asks me to tell her about his past girlfriends.
11
2
1988
Time flies, you beautiful weirdasses.
24
22
1178
Say goodbye, moonman.
0
0
117