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MarshallDaemon
I've actually said that myself. How are you still fat years later?
TwiggleberryMcBellyBottom
Sauce for the interview?
Clonekid
Mokthol
I could be wrong, but it does look like he's lost a bit of weight.
Lulabel73
boogersweretasty
made me giggle
CarInAVet
1) Covo in my lit class: Me: "Why would the minotaur eat people, anyway? He has cow teeth and a human stomach!" Teacher: "This is what
CarInAVet
2) bothers you? He's a half man, half bull creature because a woman had sex with a bull!" Me: "No, that part I get . . ."
asspickle
He is surrounded by Conan, Sophie, Maisie, and the smirking whore from High Garden. Being fat must rule!
Dominian
Conan had the entire cast on that night. He had four shows from ComicCon and it was awesome as fuck!
Garbonzo00
The part I find a bit far fetched is that hardly anyone wears hats in the snow.
YarTheBug
When this gets reposted (and it will). I want this image to be top comment: http://imgur.com/Mh1BKt0
accujimmy
Oh that Samwise Ghamghee, he's so funny!
measterl
Imagine the expense of maintaining their physiques
DoomMAn9
Aw yes, the Hurley Paradox.
Greeneyeddevil
.....it's a valid question though. Same as the dude from Lost. The 'it's fantasy' argument doesn't work. Magic doesn't usurp biology.
Omny
"Why are you still so fat?" "Cuz every time I fuck your mom she bakes me a cake"
IDontCareImStillFreeYouCantTakeTheSkyFromMe
I love that Maisie is horrified that someone said this to him, but can't contain her laughter at his response.
jonsnuuuuu
fun fact in the books sam actually looses a ton of weight and becomes strong and mucley
KaBaKi
No, he does not. He becomes somewhat more fit, but everyone still remarks him being a fatass. You are remembering wrong or lying.
jonsnuuuuu
no we are both right, when he is at the wall he gets more fit, BUT he is still quite big, however in the books when he goes off to become1/2
jonsnuuuuu
2/2 a maester he looses a lot of his weight on the trip over to old town
KaBaKi
Dude, no. I have specifically looked for remarks on this because I found it odd. He is fat all the way.
KaBaKi
“I’m not so fat as I was before,” Sam said defensively. The passage south had seen to that. (that is all it says)
KaBaKi
2) but in the very same chapter it is clearly implied he is still a fat ass motherfucker.
slowworld19
Yeah but i've never understood why the producers haven't made him lose weight for the realisticness of the role. Also it's Game of Thrones.
KaBaKi
He is fat all through the books as well. At least so far.
GooberSnotpants
He has lost weight
OddlyCantEven
Why haven't we seen him naked?!!! He's got the only large breasteses that haven't been flaunted.
IspelStufWrongeAlTeTim
I've had this ketcup stain on my keyboard for about a week now. I keep avoiding to clean it. At this point its become me.
PornhubsFirstTree
Part of the crew, part of the ship.
Theonewhocomments
It's blended into the environment now; it'd be weird to clean it at this point. You have one this round Ketcup Stain.
superwasabi
cool story bro
bandabears
Wtf? Why?
snoops
I love that th
parkusaurelius
(th)is is the top comment
fairleenormal
If you were in Queensland 50 cockroaches would be swarming towards your house and keyboard as we type.
JDStellar
Aaah my home state. Oh the humidity!
kkus
Can you sell a humidifier to someone living in Houston? How would you do it?
TownsendV228
Well, not humid at the moment. Fuckin' cold.
JDStellar
Haha. Yeah? Where are you? I now reside in perth, it is cold here too
TownsendV228
I live in Melbourne, but I've heard that's it quite chilly up in Queensland from a few family members who are currently living there.
Yepitsausername
I feel like I really get you.
boxtv
It's explained in the books apparently. He's always nice to the cook (everyone else complains about the food) so he's served extras
AngelColorz
Someone make a gif of Arya's reaction
FrigginCornflakes
they just did?
ProconsulBiggusDikkus
It's like there's no such thing as internal logic in fantasy. You can have all that but when the mechanics for fat work like real life (1/2)
YouMightGetIdeas
I disagree with his argument. HIs character is human, humans lose weight in certain situations. When you watch something you agree to 1/2
YouMightGetIdeas
certain ground rules. Ok there are dragons, ok there are zombies. But unless it's explained, gravity, laws of physics and biology should 2/3
YouMightGetIdeas
Still apply. Otherwise, all fantasy/ scif fi material would be a complete mess.
legendave
relevant: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/4b/6d/c9/4b6dc918a791bc6724f1e516eaa0ce8f.jpg
NoMyNameIsLink
They were all dead, why would his ghost lose weight?
IOwnTheSpire
They weren't dead.
Kumiosh
Relevant because of neck beard.
Treblaine
Actually wasn't a problem the show had was despite the series lasting several years only a few weeks had actually passed by?
Treblaine
http://lostpedia.wikia.com/wiki/Timeline
SomebodyStoleMyCarRadio
But he really did lose a bit of weight, it just wasn't that noticeable without a side by side comparison.
degaz
He was eating ranch out of a bucket for cryin out loud
pie85
There was an episode on that, so at least we know why. :D
AwesomeGuy847
It was only 100 days.
ShitSteve0Says
Hugo is a great man.
IAmDeathAndIAmNotFunAtParties
Also relevant: http://franklyspeakingnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/fs-feb_notxkcd.bmp
IOwnTheSpire
He only spent 100 days on the Island, left for 3 years, then came back.
Blackd0nuts
WE HAVE TO GO BACK!
YeahICanHearYouClemFandango
Fuck am I ever glad i didn't watch past season one. Sounds like a terrible show.
TotallyNotTobeyMaguire
For once, a negative Lost post is downvoted! A great justice has been done this day
thanatos388
It all makes sense once you realize they were dead all along. What a terrible show.
YeahICanHearYouClemFandango
Not even legit fans of the show know if they were dead or not. Some claim that they were. others not so much D:
VelvetSkeleton
t-_-t you shut your whore mouth.
ohheyimalex
Didn't he also steal a bunch of food from the hatch and horde it?
Okebel
It was just ranch sauce. Ranch sauce and mangoes, the winning combination :)
istilldontknow
no that was Captain Sparrow
rippingpepperoni
Then he destroys it all in a later episode. Not sure if he finds another stash later or not.. And, they weren't on the island that long iirc
dogofthemilitary
The hatch gets destroyed, but they still keep getting airdrops of food because of the whole DHARMA thing.
mmgamoio
And in one episode, he notes that he has lost weight but it's gonna be awhile before he has to change his belt loop
DragonLordG
I think he says he's lost like two belt loop sizes, and it's just hard to notice because there's a lot to lose.
mmgamoio
Yeah that's right! Thanks.
Dominian
All that shit happens in the first and second season. The next four years, where a lot of time passes, he still never changes physique.
LearnedCoward
A guy that big could lose a lot of weight without it really being noticeable.
WhitePeoplePickles
yeah but they had that huge reservoir of food anyway
Dominian
If he had lost weight in real life they could have just as easily explained it. It's fiction and we like the guy fat. Also FLASHBACKS!
NotEvenSupposedToBeHere
But... does time really pass?
WhatLikeAPuma
Technically no? I mean, everyone is dead when the plane hits the island and then it's just a story of how they deal with the afterlife.
MyOtherAccountIsCreative
Aw what
NotEvenSupposedToBeHere
That was always one of my theories but I never watched season 6. So, thanks I guess :)
MyOtherAccountIsCreative
Yeah that is disappointing
WadeWilsonLoooooovesChimichangas
But he was dead already, wasnt he? I still dont get LOST
DidItForScience
My friend worked on the show and claims nobody knew WTF was going on at the end, the writers just wrote themselves into a hole.
cmdAltPageUp
FP of LOSTpedia today http://lostpedia.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Baker1000/5_Years_After_LOST_-_Why_It%27s_Wrong_To_Judge_the_Show_on_The_End
ShitSteve0Says
They werent dead. Everything that happen on the island was real. In the last season when they are not on the island they are dead.
Automatvapen
It's easier to understand tha they were dead from the get go. So I'll stick to that:P
ShitSteve0Says
But that's not what happens at all. So you're not understanding it at all.
Automatvapen
I do understand what happens, but I prefer to think they were dead all along. For me, it makes the story so much better.
PolarHailStorm
Wait, didn't this guy lose a ton of weight after people called the show out on it?
jrau18
No. The character said he lost weight, and he may have lost some, but not tons.
makkael
he did eat all the food he was in charge of.
Ewokwithastickgif
Not relevant at all if you watched the show.
ABlastFromYourPast
Hey, congrats on making top comment!
Subwing
It was also a magic island, so anything could go, really.
fabreezetheseknees
His weight was a huge part of his character's story. They did a great job with it.
bobbynixon
He lost his glasses
izackhaze
That was explained though *spoilers* they're dead on the island
dunecat1337
The island was a crashed alien space ship.
LiterallyYourMom
There's a scene in the finale where they literally tell you everything that happened on the island was real.
GavinScreaming
No they weren't
BitchButcher
I started watching Lost a few month ago but I quit mid season 2 or 3. Every episodes solves half a problem but gets 2 new ones.
agreyworld
It infuriated me. One episode would set up some extravagant cliffhanger. Three episodes later it hadn't even been mentioned. I gave up fast.
legendave
That's exactly the reason why I stopped watching it too. I never watched the last season because I forgot almost every problem/loophole
blueberrycupcakes
First episode of every season is a recap of the entire previous season. Just watch the last season
Externor
where did you get that info? On the island they're alive, and whilst at the end, when they're in the church, they're in the purgatory.
shirtlessteo
It was stated in an Adam sandler movie or something, but I think it was just the main fan theory before the finale, and epilogue episode
thehappiestpersononimgur
This! I finally understood after the second time watching Lost lol
izackhaze
I'm not watching it again lol
AZeanah
purgatory still comes after death
Externor
Need sauce to believe that lol /s
izackhaze
I thought the island was purgatory and they died in the plane crash.
xRocketman52x
I thought the same thing. Which was why no one could get off the island. It was preparing them for what came next.
GavinScreaming
No, the end was purgatory since they couldn't move on until everyone died. Some were years and years later, 1/2
GavinScreaming
like Kate and Sawyer who made it off the island. And Hurley who watched the island for a long time after the show ended.2/2
MrRandom314159
Then how'd they get back? Wouldn't that make them zombies?
Externor
when Jack was with Christian in the backroom at the church, Christian said that their time spent together was the most important inreal life
makkael
when he said that i thought wow that baby must have had a really shitty life
izackhaze
Ah k. Puts a different spin on the show for me.
Spearka
the fact that I can eat a buttload of food and always remain 55kg is something as magic as in GoT
minibattlebits
no. you eat a buttload of foods that have "normal" or low calories. eat low amounts of food with buttloads of calories, you will gain weight
RexLion
No you can't, energy in/energy out, all fat people exclusively eat pizza and all thin people are fitness gurus. I learned this on imgur
reverseblumpkin
How much is that in Freedom Units?
LearnedCoward
121 lbs
Spearka
121 pounds or 8.66 stone
TheLittleFinsk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yelG1h5XYZI
SnorlaxTheFlash
Thanks.
prancibald
not sure i like the 360, but it's PRETTY NEATO
ireya
I just spent 5 minutes running in circles saying "THIS IS SSOOOOO COOOOOL!!" It is amazing lol
Dorsk84
At first I was like this link it busted the I was like......Wow fucking cool!!!
licensetoillite
Commenting for later
JagerSombrero
That was fuckin trippy.
kittybuttwiggle
IT MOVES IF YOU CLICK THE D-PAD!
Leobreacker
You can click and drag, and press + and - to zoom in and out.
kittybuttwiggle
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE!
Leobreacker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALKM_jGCpkk Thank me later<3 ;)
OhFuckOff
I'll just go ahead and thank you right now.
SheWolf04
Check out the tattao: Natalie Dormer is a Bene Gesserit!
Fuckweasel
WARNING! If you have not finished season 5, this video has a pretty big spoiler about 1/2 way through it.
hoboranger
whoa.. 360 view?!
secateurs
INTERNAL CONSISTENCY OF LOGIC YOU FAT FUCK
ATimeTravellingRobotFromTheFuture
Honestly, it's bugged me too. And whilst funny, comparing it to dragons and deadly fanny farts is apples n oranges. Yeah, I'm that guy.
winterlily
He probably hasn't changed his diet. You can exercise all you want but if you still eat unhealthy things it won't make a big physical impact
whiite
But he didnt get much food North of the wall
tetrisisunrealistic
Does it matter?
ATimeTravellingRobotFromTheFuture
Just for suspending disbelief, kinda. It's not so bad when he's at CB but spending months beyond the wall should've made a difference.
tetrisisunrealistic
I just worked out my superpower... I'm really good at suspending disbelief, because I never really cared about that stuff haha.
GooberSnotpants
TV tropes has an article on this somewhere, but I'll be damned if I'm going in there for you people.
GavinScreaming
I'm not losing another 8 hours of my life to that site.
GooberSnotpants
troof
KaBaKi
He is fat all through the books as well. At least so far.
wysmith777
I wouldn't say that to a dude who shank'd a white walker.
LordJohnSnowball
still the biggest fucking pussy in westeros and my most hated personality. I like his team, not him. If I was at the wall I'd kill him.
tinkertwat
Dat username. Really throwing me off
LordJohnSnowball
oh yeah. It's cuz my nickname in the real world is snowy...and i like game of thrones
sithney
Sam the Slayer
jixpit
thats how they do it in the hood
tehbel
But it was the dragonglass.
wysmith777
the dragonlass didn't shank itself
WalterMatthau
Dyslexia and unfamiliarity with the show made me read that he shanked walter white.
wysmith777
man, now THAT would be a show.
ImNotVeryGoodAtMakingUsernames
Did he shank him with a shiv, or shiv him with a shank?
DiabloGrandeArts
Yes
wysmith777
hmmm, asking the real questions
mikekearn
Shiv is the weapon, shank is the action.
Hilaritybomber
Shanked him with a shiv.
GriffithDidEverythingWrong
Because the dragons and the mist cloud death eater baby follow their own internal logic as far as I've seen. Haven't seen adragonbreathe ice
Ministellar
I bet you're fun at parties.
damogen
Exactly. Things that are fantastic, you accept as part of the world. But if things you know doesn't make sense, then it is unbelievable
ArchWizardofCanada
It's like seeing a gun fight where no one reloads or when a car explodes after being shot.
RealTetra
Only read further if you are a book reader or don't care about bonus informations:
Goku
No! I ain't reading further
RealTetra
In the upcoming books there might be ice dragons, there are many huge theories going on this topic. The biggest fact is the old nans story
PeanutButterEverything
But Daenarys eventually falling in love with the man who raped her on their wedding night is completely logical
whiite
Exactly. You suspend disbelief for the magical things. But his fat is no dragon or white walker. Him not losing weight bothered me so much
ChainsawVisionMan
Myths of ice dragons are told in the north. perhaps they aren't true, but until recently neither were the Others or Giants.
blitherypoop
GRRM wrote about pretty much exactly that in his children's book (really), The Ice Dragon.
FrostFox22
It was made of ice, not breathed it.
blitherypoop
It breathed chilling cold.
jackhammer0027
Someone hasn't played much dungeons and dragons....
GriffithDidEverythingWrong
I meant the dragons in asoiaf not silver dragons
Noracs
Silver Dragon breathe lightning. White Dragons breathe ice.
afrofrycook
I'm going to need your lunch money now.
GriffithDidEverythingWrong
Jfc I don't care. I pointed out that dragons in asoiaf follow an internal ruleset. I just looked up an cold element dragon on the dnd wiki.
Noracs
Don't be mad, I agree. Wolverine's claws cutting a steel door, resulting in 4 lozenges not falling drove, me mad. http://tinyurl.com/qjfswmj
Noracs
Nevermind. Silvers breath lightning too.
ThatBikePoloGuy
I would think more people asked him what Jon Snow's hair smelled like. Oh just me? Oh okay carry on.
Tatsumaru004
It smells like ode de john snow obviously. Https://youtu.be/986nAa95-yE
Talmorean
Ghost kisses and bastardy dreams.
offbeatfantasy
Do Bastards Dream of Valyrian Steel?
jrau18
I imagine it smelled like grease.
flyingsolow
Enough grease to supply a chip shop.
FlyingSpaghettiMonsieur
Bear grease.
EnchantedSweatervest
You know nothing, Jrau18
jrau18
Wow, that was pretty tame, Captain Bitch Slap!
Holicrit
Ladies, you're both beautiful.
thetokinwhiteguy
jon snow dies so I imagine it smells like death now
jonsnowisdead
Probably like death!
dustynugs
i imagine it smells like sweetly agonizing memories.
Raing1976
I'd rather ask him what its like to be mounted by Crasters daughter
dunecat1337
Blood.
Kenj9
HODOR
PhDouchette
You are asking the right questions.
chaosmittens
It's not just you.
tanebou
Or his neck..
whateversomethingdifferentiguessfkit
among the creepier comments out there
Hownit
Not just you.
nipplepanties
Smells like the winds of winter....and blood.
BitchButcher
I still can't realize what happened in the last episode. I'm sure in the next season it will be revealed as a dream ... :(
scottishcowgirl
i reckon he's gonna Warg with ghost and somehow come back that way
DiedAndHauntingImgur
(Spoilers) There are several ways that Jon can be revived, Melassandra with her extra life for instance. He's got the most plot armour.
ThatOneChickYouAllForgot
I'm pretty sure he's coming back, I mean there was contract discussion with Kit for season 7
morphire
Hahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa it's like you haven't even watched the rest of the show.
DiedAndHauntingImgur
Yeah... a lot of characters don't really STAY dead.
BitchButcher
But I accidently spoilerd myself about what will happen with Lady(mother) Stark, so maybe Jon Snow will rise from the dead, too.
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BitchButcher
I just read that single line on GoT.Wiki that Catelyn will be revived. I expected that scene every new episode/season :(