PornhubsFirstTree

147674 pts · May 20, 2011


I've been to prison once. I've been married, twice. I was once drafted by Lyndon Johnson and had to live in shit-ass Mexico for two and a half years for no reason. I've had my eye socket punched in, a kidney taken out and I got a bone-chip in my ankle that's never gonna heal. I've seen some pretty shitty situations in my life, but nothing has ever sucked more ass than this.

Decided to freak my wife out with the camera in my garage...

Points 85
Comments 8
Views 3947

Thanks

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Views 1709

Nice.

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DUMP and DUMPer

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Oh you!

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Most important thing you need to know today.

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New wardrobe for the whole tribe

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The boy doing his thing. Play time.

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It hurts to admit..

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This is true.

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"It's your cake day!" -IMGUR

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Views 1598

Motion sensor went off in the garage... made sure my wife saw it first.

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Fruit pouch or hair coloring?

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Views 737

Damn you Cuomo.

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Bort.

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Someone will say what it lost can never be saved.

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MRW I see something i shouldn’t have and that person asked if I saw it.

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We are going to the vet, not the park face.

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Who needs a watch?

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How to tell time.  The easy way.

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Damn Covid.

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Cheese Rollin

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Flat sun

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Corona "Cabinet"

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MRW I'm drinking coffee and IMGUR tells me it's my cake day.  7 years ago we lost this guy.

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Might as well stay inside

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Life changes

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Genius

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There's only a few.

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Poor Jason

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10th Favorite ... way back in May 2011

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The Duchess saw a bear run out of some guy's apartment.

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Classic Simpsons

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Protecting at all costs..

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DUMP and DUMPER

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Wasp grabbed a grasshopper and was flying around with it.

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No thanks today.

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I must confess.

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First sip of coffee for the day... instant shit triggered...

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DUMP and DUMPER

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NSFW

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7th Cake Day... First thing I ever added to my favorites...

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Oh, I see you’re eating wings?!

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Can everyone donate some sand on this 29th?  I just want to start a beach.

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Dots.

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DUMP and DUMPer

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Oh look, Mom packed me air for lunch.

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29th

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Changed my mind.

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Someone will say what is lost can never be saved..

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.

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Undefeated pitcher at the Special Olympics.

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Flip a baby.

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MRW when it's the 29th 4 hours early EST

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M(Brain's)RW  it's the first day of the month I am working

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I really want to start my own beach, but I need everyone else to contribute some of their own...

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MRW I take the first sip of coffee in the morning and it triggers a shit

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Views 5190
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