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RoxyRooRoo
Audience girl is adorbs, Graham is hilarious, and Idris is hotsy-totsy...
lokkebo
Idris Elba? More like I'd UNdress Elba. No? Okay I'll leave.
JupiterWhistles
Is Lena funny? In a word, no.
aritay95
Idris Elba for queen.
silentbob625
I just do not enjoy Lena Dunham :/
winenut
Great. Now I'm going to have nightmares where Lena Dunham sends replies to texts I get.
StrideWideMan
[Wonka-like deadpan] Oh no, how terrible.
WJP556
This would have been great without Lena Dunham.
bem3902
I have no idea who any of these people are?
ElLukes168
hahahahhahahaa
mrtrentoncomedy
Let's make Lena Dunham not a thing anymore. Can we do this, everyone?
OiFuckface
Urrrgggghhhh Lena Dunham...
welloilbeefhooked
Idris is amazing. When is Luther back?!
h47f4c3
Stringer Bell is awesome!
s1rweeze
There's game's beyond the fucking game, Avon
ifmandypatinkinwasahorse
I can't believe I had to scroll down this far to find a Stringer Bell comment.
RedFromTheBox
My BF likes to remind me of his man crushes. Idris Elba, Don Cheadle, Marshawn Lynch... I'm a pale white girl. I can't compete.
LOTNorm
I hope the two of you share plenty of Skittles.
Antiwigger
I don't get why it's so funny that they're denying her the D. That dude wasn't all that disrespectful
LZYRMN
Don't care for Lena and her crap show, but Idris Elba is all kinds of awesome and bad ass.
VesselOfHate
wait, "and you deserve better"? How does she know?
JupiterWhistles
She's a mug, ignore her.
VesselOfHate
Is it a douchey move to have to go somewhere?
Wadup
Even though it's just a joke. I can't help being mad.
alansugar
With whom?
Wadup
The whole "you can do better" thing. It's just kind of mean. She probably said it because she is unattractive and jealous.
alansugar
But can we not assume it was never going to be a serious relationship? Otherwise the girl wouldn't have handed her phone over, surely...
Wadup
Probably not.
OriginalWadjet
Idris Elba is too handsome for words. Hot damn.
GeeUknit
Damn, Idris Elba makes me swoon. Also, fellow fans, a gif for your pleasure. You're welcome:
firstcomefirstserve
thank you, im wet
annibe11e
Dat eye contact.
gaveupontheusername
Hot damn!
Chucktanium
hermionejeangrangerweasley
Dat bite
sachspanner
Too good.
ChainmailChick
you are a generous and benevolent soul, and I thank you for this.
swordfishtrombones
Thank you.
SpecialTrampDanaScullyFBI
thatwilldopig
*sploosh*
GeeUknit
I know, right?
waifee
Super sploosh.
Winecharmer
Cray cray adorbs.
TRexKilgannon
Totes McGotes.
thegogglestheydonothing
I love you for this +1
ScaryAssMeadow
I wish I could call Idris Elba my boyfriend.
phlat6
Who's gonna stop you?
ScaryAssMeadow
His GF and the mother of his coming child Naiyana Garth, maybe.
skym00th
and what about calling your boyfriend Idris Elba, could be a good comprimise
ScaryAssMeadow
God damn. BI
skym00th
Bl ?
ScaryAssMeadow
http://files.sharenator.com/mother_of_god_Half_Life_2_Lamp-s233x249-341301-580.jpg
skym00th
as a non native english speaker I ask for an explanation !
PaulIndrome
And bam, ruined what could've been the love of her life. :D
phlat6
If she ever tells him this story, it'll put them much closer...
Jumpinjackieflash
And bam, saved her from what could have been a totally painful episode with the biggest jerk she ever met.
thatwilldopig
Unless he watches the show.
Antiwigger
I feel ya, it's not like he texted her "yo bitch, come meet me so you can suck my dick". The guy was being fairly respectful.
Theconcept208
He did text her at almost 3am on a Saturday night
Antiwigger
Sometimes I don't go to bed until 5 or 6 am cause of Dark Souls. There's also graveyard shift people.
PluralOctopus
The best part is that Idris Elba is aware of how good that face he makes is.
azazyel
sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbTxlOQBTq0
hungryh1ppo
I think this is setup, pause at 1:33. No service, and its on the camera roll
Travis51
Am I the only one here that thinks the person texting her is a spam bot?
rju5
well he asked "where are you?" in the first text.. i don't think it's a spam bot
yorkie62
hypersmurf
yeah id like some sauce .... :3
surprisedDea
HAHA...Does he reply? :o
azazyel
I don't know, I only saw the clip but they kept the phone with them.
surprisedDea
Awww man. O well, time for some research.
surprisedDea
Thanks :)
sellek9000
oh yeah she's norwegian alright. damn they are cute.
PanFluteMan
She reminds me a little of Jenna Louis-Coleman http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/dam/assets/121218034529-jenna-louise-coleman-story-top.jpg
azazyel
Yeah I know I'm Norwegian. Always hated being called cute, rather be handsome or sexy...kitties are cute. But I got a beard now!
sellek9000
such a norwegian problem - "I hate being called cute". on my last oslo trip I could called every single person cute.
MurlocSherlock
You haven't met me then!
sellek9000
if you got those oil genes, I think you'll do fine in life. but you correct, I haven't met you MurlocSherlock!
surprisedDea
Sigh....no reply. I just wasted 40mins of my life....wtf O.O
azazyel
Ah I'm sure it was still pretty funny. I actually randomly listened to two other episodes today.
surprisedDea
Lol yea it was actually pretty awesome. Also Olivia Colman is my new favorite person. :P
iwishiwasawhale
Olivia Colman is incredible. I have so much time for her.
Groose
pause at 1:08...they are looking a a photo in the photo gallery
surprisedDea
36mins in....still no reply 0.o...but kean are performing so i got that going for me :P
DonnaDeadpool
thank you!
lancedelko
see, I would never bang Lena Dunham
rocostarr
She is the kind of person that would accuse you of rape just if you looked directly at her.
TriumphOfMan
The important part, did he reply?
Classtoise
If Idris Elba was her boyfriend, I'd totally reply. She fucking knows Idris Elba!
TheEntireScottishNavy
"...Can I....Can i take you both to dinner?"
piggypiglet
Would you?
DragonEXtwo
I would try to one-up it, and fail
Strandvaskarn
What would Jesus do?
TheGuyWithThePokemonRingtonewhoDecievedTheInternet
Tell you he's busy apparently...
OblivionWielder
Flip tables and chase people with a whip...
MaliciousCuntWithoutAReason
Sounds like a friday night.
verysimpleusername
No he didn't! Graham kept the phone with him until the end of the show in case he did but no, no answer (surprisingly!) : D
verysimpleusername
Also her text messages weren't THAT flirty, there were two other girls in the audience who showed Graham some naughty/creepy texts (1/2)
verysimpleusername
but Graham just laughed and gave them back their phones. Whereas for this girl the dude seemed ok! Something could have happened! (2/2)
Conradian
Seemed ok? Was I the only person seeing him trying to get a cheeky shag?
MaliciousCuntWithoutAReason
Not really that surprising. He probably just sighed, deleted the number, and went about his business.
SpiterMan
Poor guy :(
verysimpleusername
The 'surprisingly' was meant to be ironic but I guess I didn't make a good job of it! haha
MaliciousCuntWithoutAReason
Irony is hard to translate on the internet due to Poes Law.
imaDOOOSH
good to see another guy on imgur who gets it
MaliciousCuntWithoutAReason
Aye. It's just good sense.
angelfixer
or doesn't get it ;)
teh0khardic
"Welp, if this guy is her boyfriend then I'm way out of the league. I think I'll go jump off a bridge now"
MaliciousCuntWithoutAReason
Nah, more like, "Eh, well, she was rude".
teh0khardic
Oh yeah, forgot the bits before the "Here's my boyfriend". Whoops
Conradian
He sleeps with her, says nothing for probably a month and then tries to get a cheeky shag? Fucking serves him right
LetsHailHydra
Idris Elba for Jon Stewart, let's make it happen.
Dominian
I don't think black people can even begin to be such schmocks. Yeah, that's double racism, sue me! Or don't... you know, whatever.
ScruffnShine
(sarcastically) I'm not sure he could play a short sarcastic jewish comedian.
LetsHailHydra
All he needs is the ring, and the suit and he can be anything he wants.
milk72
my favorite green lantern. The justice league cartoon was amazing. hopefully he gets to bang hawkgirl as well!
deathamphetimine
Selma Hayek could play her
TheyCallMeCaptainAmerica
Awww yeaaaaaa
hellomynameisnotinigomontoya
I've always said that he would be a great fit if they actually wanted to make a good GL or Justice League movie! He would be perfect!
wraen
Kyle Rayner was my favorite. I'd rather see his story arch =( /unpopular opinion
yourdreampaddle
Mine too. Because Kyle was an artist, his creations are a lot more fun.
ItsCryptaChronaKonaLight
Though Stewart is my favorite, I put this in my man cave last year
TacoPuncher
heard they're trying for denzel washington
TastyBrainMeats
Oh, fuck yes. Fuck YES.
dustybucket
This would actually be one of the fairest trades in history
WJP556
In a heartbeat.
CooRadDuu
David Ramsey for Jon Stewart
TheMightyAnnaKournikova
Quick before the British realize how bad of a trade that is !
LetsHailHydra
No, http://www.themarysue.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/IdrisElbaGL.jpg
TheMightyAnnaKournikova
That makes a little more sense
NoStencilsNoProblem
I read that and thought "what you mean like 'for president?'" But sub John Stewart for 'president'
Veit
I didn't understand, when I thought you were talking about the Daily Show. But now I get it, and OH MY GOD IDRIS ELBA WOULD BE THE BEST GL.
chellspeck
That is the best possible spelling of "manoeuvres".
verysimpleusername
Best part was Graham was like: not sure I'm spelling "maneuver" right haha
tronck
...Pretty sure it is spelt like that? Manoeuvre
Pawprintjj
In England, yes. America, no.
springelmogizmo
British television makes American TV look stupid.
The22ndDoctor
We don't need British television for that. We can handle that just fine on our own.
retgarr
You're judging that on the basis of show from Britain that are good enough to make it over here.
azazyel
We need more panel shows!
Antiwigger
While I'm ashamed we make shit like Jersey Shore, don't pretend that everything you shit out is gold.
captainlego
I think it might be an American saying that. You tend to get our decent programmes, and miss out on crap like Geordie Shore and TOWIE.
Antiwigger
It might have been, at times some Americans become huge apologists without even thinking through what they're apologizing for.
TheFeralDog
I think the best shows in US are far better than the best British ones, the problem is most shows in the US are terrible.
mouschi
That is like looking at an All-Star team and going "man my team is absolute shit" even though you win the championship every year.
mouschi
(2) You only see the stuff that is worth showing here, not the other 23 hours worth of crap they fill the airwaves with.
ThaddeusThunderCock
Lol.
alansugar
As a Brit, you couldn't be more wrong. British TV is absolutely dreadful at the moment. Almost everything I watch is American
Shannerwren
Have you watched "Eureka?" It's stupid-cute.
definitelynotatimetraveler
The voice is my favorite thing to projectile vomit toward also the horrors of Big brother could re-sink the titanic
alansugar
It's not even the bad stuff that pisses me off so much as the lack of good stuff. We're just not on the same level at the moment.
UsedVacuumCleanerSalesman
Um, The Wire, Arrested Development, The Sopranos, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Seinfeld, Southpark, Simpsons, King of the Hill...
UsedVacuumCleanerSalesman
Sure there's plenty of stupid shit on there, but lets be honest, American TV is still home to the best of the best.
Onelesspossibleusername
Subjective...
StarshipCat
my boyfriend is from Kent and his parents watch horrible american shows that I've never even heard of! (and I'm american)
avp302
This just seems more in line with American Radio- more specifically non-NPR/non-sports morning talk radio
rumandbass
Most of british tv is just as bad as everywhere else's tv. We just get the good shit like top gear and downton abbey.
Insideanus
Top Gear is just fantastic, and I don't give much of a shit about cars.
alansugar
Furthermore, note that one of the people being fun in that clip is American, and the other works primarily in America.
raggingmuppet
I think you underestimate how much work Idris still does in the UK.
CoeusDarksoul
That's coz it is! Yes I imagined that with a British accent in my head.. watching too much Top Gear, HELP! (By "HELP" I mean "Send MORE!")
thaxted2imgur
I can't spell numbers. Oh wait I just did, never mind.
halvinandcobbes
It's time again for the weekly British TV circlejerk on imgur?
milk72
yes it is
robocatninja
That's because....wait for it, I know this may come as a shock: it is! *GASP!* yea, I know. Crazy.
ohmygoditsjackiechan
I get the feeling American TV (excl. certain series) is just a huge ADHD trip, only interrupted to show even more hyperactive ads.
randomlex
Tits and ass, and hamburgers and asswipes!
Ionlyregisteredtotalkshit
Ads for hyperactivity! The for profit health system is disgusting, how can drugs be so overly advertised on TV?!
IComeWithWifi
A British take on US TV shows: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MFtl2XXnUc
captainlego
This is more a take on reality shows, such as Wife Swap or Come Dine With Me, where they recap constantly.
YoullBePerfectWhenYoureDead
For the most part, yes. Up until one watches The Only Way Is Essex. That drags the bar into the ground
Fadedsun
Don't you know that Britsh accents just make everything sound smarter?
somethingaboutTV
Friendly reminder for American viewers of British TV. The shows we get from them are the cream of the crop. That'd be the equivalent of (1/?
evilelvisisalive
Kind of true, but we don't ever do utter labotomised shite like the Americans do. I can't even think of 1 UK show which is as bad as US Ad's
fleacollerindustry
I was gonna say; us Yanks are missing out on golden gems like "Big Brother" and "Snog Marry Avoid?", plus celebs like Katie Hopkins.
Shannerwren
Oooh, maybe you could tell me? Is "The Musketeers" worth watching?
cjeam
We shipped Piers Morgan off to them, maybe Katie Hopkins next?
evilelvisisalive
Please!!!!!!!
somethingaboutTV
the British only getting Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Justified, etc. So while you think their shows "can't miss" remember their equivalent (2/?
somethingaboutTV
of Two and a Half Men will never get to us unless you really searched it out. And you can trust me, I know somethingaboutTV. (3/3)
macgroober
we get two and half men.. were you saying we don't? i got confused by your wording
somethingaboutTV
At least you don't get all of our MTV and VH1 reality shows.
somethingaboutTV
Really? I wasn't aware of that. On behalf of America, I apologize deeply.
IMMADOGWOOF
*cough cough* load of shit *cough cough*
punderrated
As an American, American television makes American TV look stupid
feyrband
you should try watching better American TV. perhaps ones featuring the actors in this post.
SpectacularSpiderMan
There are some good American shows community breaking bad, mad men...most shit on amc basically
mynameisreallylongandhardtospell
Word for word! Thank you'
ABellButton
Hey, My Mom and I are Pregnant, and 15 and Pregnant are both very educational!
BeardKhan
There's a show called "My mom and i are pregnant"? O.o sounds like porn
ABellButton
Not by the exact name, but yes there is. Its about 15-17 year olds who get pregnant and so does their mom...
droomph
Oddly specific, yet plenty of choice on casting.
gingermadness
Seconded
TadpoleHitler
Thirded
MoonbyulBias
Fourthed
ItsCaptain0bvious
Etc.
wanooknox
Fifthed
zeus83
F-I-F FIIIIFFFFF!
iMightHaveBeenDroppedOnMyHead
I'm not gay, but Idris Elba makes me feel things...
SihayaOfTheAllPowerfulMeh
I'm 50% gay and I would walk over glass for him.
NationalOrganizationOfMenAgainstAmazonianMasterhood
I'm not gay, so I'd never sleep with Lena Dunham.
MitchBeaucannon
huehuehue.gif ;)
Faolon
Nobody is THAT straight, dude.
GreenFairyBoss
hahahahhahahaa
therealmccoy
he's pretty regularly my #mcm
femalegarthfromwaynesworld
I was always firmly against being attracted to men my dad's age. But Idris is a freaking godiva chocolate bar with a cockney dragon voice
iMightHaveBeenDroppedOnMyHead
Watch Luther and you'll know what I mean...
sloppyjoeska
Idris Elba makes ALL men feel things. Its like...when you get an erection & want to offer it to him with longing in your eyes that says PLZ!
MohawkMiniFig
Not with the way he treated Jim...
a3sir
Stringer Bell is a man of many talents.
accujimmy
Jesus, I scrolled down thru the whole post and I didn't see any Stringer references and I was starting to doubt my mortality, my very being.
swordfishtrombones
Amen.
Maldraek
Some kinda way.
toukies
and 20$ is 20$
Lina1123
He makes the best of us feel things.
ineedtochangemynamesomysisterdoesntfindoutimgay
I AM gay, and he doesn't make me feel things...
ian9outof10
He's a beautiful man
peacockfuta
He is one sexy man!
DontWorryYouCanTrustMe
I too am Bifrost for Heimdall.
Insideanus
touche well done
butcakes
like when you used to climb the rope in gym class?
Caligula58
Watch Luther, it was simply brilliant.
iMightHaveBeenDroppedOnMyHead
Fucking love Luther!
GeeUknit
I'm not gay and Idris Elba definitely gives me pantsfeels.
KateGaley
I'm not straight, but me too.
trob749
It's okay, being attracted to a man that handsome and awesome is natural no matter you're sex, in fact it'd be strange if you weren't
TheMightyAnnaKournikova
In your pants?
MeanWinchester
Because if so, you might be a little bit gay. No worries ;)
iMightHaveBeenDroppedOnMyHead
Like when we used to climb the ropes in gym class.
hamforthanksgiving
your a little gay and that ok....its better to hear when it rhymes
verysimpleusername
Michael Fassbender was supposed to be there too :(
massiveschlong
Aye, ma jimmys be rustlin'
buztheintergalacticninja
LiTMac
I'm bi anyway, but damn he's hot!
inspiringandfunnyusernamecoolheh
Wet like a Pacific Rim?
Ehrmehgerd
I'm not sure what to say. I...I.. LUIGI!
BecauseIamBatman
Do you want him to cancel the apocalypse
VictusUnus
He can't cancel the apocalypse thats happening in my pants.
DoubleRaveJump
isnt idris the guy we wanted to be the next green lanturn
turdferguson74
I heard he was going to be the next Bond after Daniel Craig
GeeUknit
THAT WOULD BE EPIC. Gods, yes. Please.
turdferguson74
I heard it as rumor a while ago, but it seems as though it is the internets wanting it to happen... (1\2)
GeeUknit
Well, it wouldn't be the first time that the fanbase brings an actor to the attention of producers. I'm gonna keep on hoping. He'd be great
HouseofMutombo
Is it like a fizzing sensation in your penis when you drive a car fast?
whyhasnooneevercombinedanappleandagrape
sounds like cancer
DontWorryYouCanTrustMe
You should see a doctor, dude.
MattyCraney
Shout out to Jams May
StSycho
Behind the penis. As Cpt. Slow said.
9times
Directions unclear, shoved alka-seltzer into pee hole while speeding. Dead.
winnerofcompetitionsman
More like that feeling of having a penis inside your butt. You know the one.
WhatUpMyNinjas
Fast and Flaccid 5?
SHOWMEWHATYOUVEGOT
I'm in a library trying so hard not to laugh...
GamesAndPrettyDames
lol.
MortyMorbid
Somewhere a light bulb is appearing above a porn director's head.
dickspickle
I'm on it. We're filming as we speak.