IfYouTookTheTimeToReadThisYouHaveNoLife
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Jun 30, 2020 2:13 AM
IfYouTookTheTimeToReadThisYouHaveNoLife
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MrsUnderstoop
Carrot Top looks terrible
ElbowdeepinaBulbasaur
MoriartyWithThemNegativeWaves
ditetraconta
typointhetitle
Chuckled. I kinda wanna hear the real song now but I'm a little afraid.
thoraxe707
Dapsters
I hate the noises this kid makes.
Dapsters
I was brave and unmuted. I love the gif. The normal noises he makes.. I hate
Dersce
It's a definitive improvement. I gave the song a listen out of curiosity. It was like watching a train crash. A train foll of cats.
CGuyKolton
I don’t know who this kid is...but he looks like what I think about the majority of our society.
LOL29JOYBURSTOFFOOOOD
LOL?✌️
ColonelGonzo
This guy was convicted of groping a naked 13 year old girl and putting it in one of his videos. He received community service. F this guy.
slotheroll
LordoftheDance
Thank you for this.
tantricpooper
Nonsense79
AtsaMattaForMe
ItsCaptain0bvious
gionathano
JavaCofe
Valgyan
sithney
whatevenisthat.jpg
WolfGoldStar
sithney
Metals4J
thatsmyfetish69
I’m soooooo fucking glad I have no idea who these wastes are
olson23409
How are they wastes? His jewelry alone is worth more than your life
thatsmyfetish69
Who’s?
YenkeRonso
Reading your posts on this thread have really cracked me up this morning Olsen, thank you
DrGonzo1805
I wish you weren't so fucking awkward bud.
LookinLikeCroMagnon
Much better version tbh
Lambast
First time I even saw anything about him outside of a court room meme photo, so I choose to believe this is just the original version.
WeNeedAnApocalypseNow
i assume this is the actual song? All these trash artists sound the same to me.
olson23409
Who is a good artist to you?
WeNeedAnApocalypseNow
Godsmack,5FDP,Ed Sheran,Ozzy,Eminem,Nelly,50cent. Songs that have an actual message. Sorry mumblerap is garbage.
B99Reactions
YoU'rE jUsT oLd
Davidnfilms
Oh god, it sounds like the clone Jesus' in Preacher.
User3rr0r37
I lost it when Nicki farted.
Flyinglasagnamonster
You should start a religion
thisisjustadrill
no, don't
Efreeti
China is whole again
IfYouTookTheTimeToReadThisYouHaveNoLife
I prefer to convert people to Pastafarianism
evilgriff
Mmmm carbs
Flyinglasagnamonster
Wear your colander with pride. Open your heart to lasagna, ask It your questions, let It speak to you with your mind unclouded by doubt
TurnThisShpAround
Decorate your noodle, splay it with parmesan, press your calamari into that heat
awkwardpuns
I know he’s shit but I don’t get it. But that’s kinda the point right?
HectoProtecto
His popularity says otherwise. Definitely a polarising artist
ArtOfKarolMichalec
People make people like him famous and then they moan about it
hawfwit
Pretty sure the people who make them famous are not the same people who complain about them otherwise they would've been ignored.
Asadsadsadclown
Pretty sure I make fun of him because he made a music video with a 13 year old giving a big while he slapped her ass.
Asadsadsadclown
And while convicted his “punishment” was to get his GED or face prison. He failed the test after several tries. Somehow avoided prison again
ArtOfKarolMichalec
Ive only ever seen his muck plastered around i dont know what half of the stuff you wrote is
ArtOfKarolMichalec
GED
Asadsadsadclown
You misspelled pedophile.
TautologyIsWhatItIs
I'm so old. Who tf is that and when did he escape from the Wonkaland mental hospital?
somnif
He went by Tekashi 6ix9ine, or just 6ix9ine (pronounced "six nine"). Real name: Daniel Hernandez. Was arrested on RICO charges ~2 years ago
nokia58
Man that name alone. I'm getting too old for this shit.
UnhelpfulAnswers
"Without Music" on YouTube. Great channel. This is one of my faves https://youtu.be/Fb3FPraMG9Y
notMyShadow
Pretty sure stifflers mom is in that video. Ariana made some sort of cameo in it
ElroydIsGone
Yeeeaaah! They're all great! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rq9K2GxjYI8
DieGeistreiter
Reminds me of the Kipper Kids in Weird Al's UHF:
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FeminineBeeOnslaught
I'm glad they didn't give these guys too much time in the movie because I think it would have traumatized me as a kid
davidOpMagnet
Omg yes!!!
TwoStupidDogs
Omg thank you
LobsterBandito
One of those guys has been married to Bette Midler since 1984. I’m not kidding. They even have a daughter together.
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
https://youtu.be/iIU40HguXOo
DieGeistreiter
Thank you for the link +1.
hintoriousbig
This is my favorite scene from Army of Darkness !
janerowdy
I saw UHF enough as a kid that I still make the noise they do, but I have to reign it in cause, you know, wehyowehyowehyo gets funny looks
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
https://youtu.be/iIU40HguXOo
Piizzle
I can’t go to sleep knowing this wasn’t cropped. So here. Goodnight.
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mentalmasticator
Thank you, champ
zifmagnus
You're the real hero!
10110100111
YES, thank you
Fengor
doin' God's work.
vagimite
Careful... he's a hero.
GrowlingCat
ninjarabbit
Updoot for you, not for uncropped garbage
Piizzle
Same team beb.
ninjarabbit
Updoot is for professionalism, competence and going the extra mile, aka da real MVP as others have pointed out.
eehj
Not all hero’s wear capes
VindictiveBathToaster
I don’t understand how someone can take a widescreen video and add such huge useless black bars to fit it vertically on a phone screen.
Piizzle
Shhh. Sweet child let’s move along now. We fixed it. No need for the unnecessaries.
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Respectablecrazy
Who's this dented can? He might need a nurse and a helmet.
CausticSarcasm
You’re a fucking hero.
wesside2087
Good karma for you, thank you
SanchoLibre
Found the MVP in this comment section. Here‘s your upvote.
Piizzle
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
Upvote you, downvote @OP.
Piizzle
Same team bb.
Silverforte
That's what that type of shit sounds like to me anyway
IfYouTookTheTimeToReadThisYouHaveNoLife
Thank you
Piizzle
Same team bb.
LobsterBandito
I haven’t seen the original. Have any changes been done? Isn’t this what mumble rap always sounds like?
ElRoger
I’d say it misses some auto generated beat.
bigbadnigel
This is literally what I hear anyway
GOOBURT
Strippin likes it’s pasta
kewnoe
I don't even know who he is.
HotsauceIsLethal
Step 1) Tattoo face, Step 2) Create soundcloud account and mumble drunken nonsense, Step 3) Profit
RoscoePSoultrain
Jail. Don't forget jail.
Pyranamus
This guy isn’t a mumble rapper. Don’t get me wrong, he’s a terrible musician and a worse person, just more of a screamer.
repsac
Exactly what I was going to ask
Kilphd
I had never heard any of his songs before and got curious. Don't watch. I deleted from my search history it's so bad. Lyrics = trash, sound
sol8anazi
Thanks for the warning!
Kilphd
=awful, rapping = nonexistent.
McKinrey
Should listen to the Jelly Roll remix though. That’s the song that the music should have gone with.
DranksAndDragons
Who is this? What is the song?
MrTrevorBelmont
Thanks for the tip, but now I gotta hear this garbage, I’ll be sure to go on YouTube in an incognito browser to be safe
MrTrevorBelmont
Oh god, it’s so bad
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Kilphd
I tried to warn you
poopknifeMAN
DucklingFullOfTarantulas
I regret that I have now also seen’t it. If only your news came a little sooner, o noble MrTrevorBelmont... but thank you for your sacrifice
MrTrevorBelmont
SnowyDad
I had to watch after this... fuck my curiosity. I didn't even know who he was. I searched tattoo face rapper. Ended up finding it.
sol8anazi
How do I take my one view back from YouTube?
SnowyDad
Anyone else who wants to search.. do so at your own peril. Its TROLLZ by 6ix9ine... what the fuck kinda name is that anyway
B99Reactions
EveRy GeNeRaTiOn HaTeS tHe PrEvIoS gEnErAtIoNs mUsIc, and the cycle repeats itself until music is just fart noises
GlutenfreeBootsInPuss
Which this shit pretty much is as far as i can tell
Kilphd
Nah, I like plenty of new music, he's just trash.
vauhtihirmu
I thought it was that every generation hates the next generation's music?
B99Reactions
yup am a retard sorry, now its funnier tho
LocalZoophile
But I like Lapfoxtrax, Basshunter, Supertramp, System of a Down... That ranges from really old rock to fax machine noises.
cvpsu
Well tbf most people in this generation hate him too I genuinely have never met a single fan of his despite him topping charts
Baeloro
I'd rather let takashi six nine fart I'm my mouth than rap into my ears.
B99Reactions
valid
UnattendedDeviant
As someone grew up in Brooklyn to.rap and reggae I hear comments like this and it reminds me when as a kid I asked my Puerto Rican friend...
UnattendedDeviant
...why do people talk so fast when they speak Spanish. They informed me they they weren't, just sounds like that to you.
UnattendedDeviant
But once you learn the language it's clear as day.
tcSnipe
He doesnt mumble. Many dont like his music. I do. Decide for yourself.
Amuzaulo
I'm shocked this is getting down voted.
makeSX
Okey, next question: what is that? I can see some shiny things, alot of colours, spradic movement.. Over size, childrens toy maybe?
tcSnipe
Hes on house arrest so music video options are very limited
MrBoogerPig
I’d like to see the original. What song is this for?
tcSnipe
Trollz. It received Platinum status.
SpecialOedipus
His newest song gooba if I had to guess, dropped after his prison release and hit #1 on billboard. I don’t get how he does it lol
SpecialOedipus
Can confirm, he isn't a mumble rapper. Wouldn't call him a lyricist either but he doesn't mumble. Haters gonna hate.
erikbloodaxe88
Calling him lyricist is a far fetch lol. What is he without tattoos, dyed hair, childlike antics and "controverse" ? Protip: Not a jack shit
EarthFinger
Didnt he spend time in jail for snitching? Isnt that something rappers get fucked up for
FunkyHandsMcgee
Real rappers sure. Member how often 90's rappers got shot? I do