As an American I had no idea this existed

rantsrandomly

If you ain't got no sawce you lawce

10 years ago |

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iidky

Looks like Thousand Island dressing.

10 years ago |

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DeletedProfiles

Yes but is it made out of real Americans?

10 years ago |

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TabloidWeasel

This is the only true Heinz sauce. All others are commie sauces.

10 years ago |

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tippytruck

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

10 years ago |

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Blamblam101

Tastes like freedom, smells like gunpowder, and made by slaves.

10 years ago |

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QQTrain

I presume this is similar to "sandwich spread" or whatever... "mcdonalds special sauce" idea.

10 years ago |

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Anonymousacc

Now made with- 100% all real natural american ass lard

10 years ago |

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TenenteColetti

Murica

10 years ago |

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PopularParrots

... how do they get "American Sauce"?

10 years ago |

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liftamind

Made with freedom poop.

10 years ago |

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OneDayIllBeRelevant

@OP, what's in it?

10 years ago |

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maryflippinpoppins

Big Mac sauce

10 years ago |

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Dumbeachjuice

Relish, mayo and ketchup?

10 years ago |

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Chawzilla

What....what does it taste like?

10 years ago |

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crankyoldgeezer

Diabetes

10 years ago |

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CorneliusCornwall

Taste like awesome and smells like napalm

10 years ago |

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rockandwry

Apple pie.

10 years ago |

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kjohnsson

FUCK YEAH AMERICA

10 years ago |

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mormacil

Americans

10 years ago |

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rsvr79

Freedom.

10 years ago |

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ImTheGodOfHellfire

Obesity.

10 years ago |

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BastardMan1977

Hot semen

10 years ago |

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TabloidWeasel

Delicious.

10 years ago |

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abitrelevant

Harambe

10 years ago |

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rockandwry

Awful, but I laughed anyway.

10 years ago |

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DarkSock

How is this getting FUCCEN downvoted!?!

10 years ago |

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