Also the safe word is corn
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thy uteri betrayeth thou
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move bitch get out the way
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vine is dead but they left a legacy that will never be forgotten
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It’s slightly less horrifying when you remember that she’s Elastigirl so her body is allowed to stretch like that.
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this one
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me giving my pet unwanted affection like
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When I get home and take off my bra
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hello frend i will paw your face gently now
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When you finally decide to get your shit together
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dumparooni
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making her baby run a photoshoot i c a n t
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look this speed demon
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"so my little cousin decided to put our cats into her dollhouse"
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Thoughts of someone working retail through thanksgiving and black Friday
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this is why we cant have nice things
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pussy and
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we're all fucked
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Look at these majestic motherfuckers from a beta fish competition
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When you said you were gonna lose weight for the new year but its almost swimsuit season and you still look like a pile of dough
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pudgy birbs waiting to be fed in their wheelbarrow
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It checks out
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A bite-sized hamster with a broken arm and an adequately tiny cast
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Adam and Billy
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toucan falls in sink
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when you're the bad child and you'd rather they all get beat with you than fess up >:)
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Welsh Corgi Mocha's First Mirror Reflection
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I love this show
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hummingbird on man's hand
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2edgy4me
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pudgy birdie
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When I keep getting randomly tagged every day in pictures of scantly clad men by @GBMaker but I dont mind
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Dog Carries Kitten Upstairs
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he look like he’d play satan in a straight to dvd movie
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hmmmm..
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O.O
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Dance level: korean girl
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<3
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M'lady, Meow.
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This is what a baby camel looks like
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this will never not be funny
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got dam
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tonight's debate was like
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Trying to play games with long nails
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Just how bad did his date go, exactly?
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kitty bath time
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two cat mommies sharing a nest
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me waiting for takeout
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BuBu The Chinchilla
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Pooky just wanted some head rubs! ????
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amazing
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doggy adopts baby bunnies
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I love how CNN dint cut this reply from the screenshot
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