EshamTheBoogeyman
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Oct 4, 2016 9:27 PM
EshamTheBoogeyman
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misterpoonfister
I hate when people say ohh he looks just like you.. When its a day old it looks like a fucking potato
Lurch1911
Well no one would look good if we were forced to sit in human fluids for 9 mos then squeezed out like a watermelon through a keyhole. Again
hellotheregovenah
Unless they're yours? Maybe your thought will change once one pops out of you or your wife.
TurrdFerguson
I have five kids. Only one was super cute the day she was born. The rest looked beat up and swollen. Don't tell their mom.
WentzofFoles
She may agree.
MistressJubbs
She knows.
notareej
all babies are gross looking
Conv
all look the same. all look like frogs. all ugly. it annoys me the whole "oh so beautiful thing". no. frog baby is a frog.
stuffthrower
I think most adults are super gross looking as well
INSANITYisTEMPORARY
Ahh @OP..They ARE squishy & super pink...& when u have yours they become the MOST BEAUTIFUL baby ever born. Others kids?? Not so much
CalifornianEskimo
So this. All other newborns are not cute and beautiful except mine.
DontNeedAWeatherManToKnowWhichWayTheWindBlows
The only people who don't think this are the parents.
saltymcgee
As a father of two, you're wrong.
spiderqueendemon
Preemies, while precious to those who love them, are fucking terrifying to look at. Like baby aliens.
spiderqueendemon
Especially when you go to touch your newborn and the palm of your hand is bigger than her head. It's so scary. And somehow, she's perfect.
TacticalFat
My son looked like a skinny wrinkly old man for about a month. My daughter, though, was beautiful as a newborn.
ktdiehl25
New born anything is pretty gross looking
EshamTheBoogeyman
See hedgehogs
ktdiehl25
They remind me of hexbugs
InfiniteOso
but they smell delicious
dirtydane
Taste weird too
TheLustyArgonianMaid123
They look like wet, soggy raisins.
NeonRobo
All babies and children are gross looking
TheOneTrueNerd
Come into this world bald, wrinkly, and screaming nonsense, go out of this world bald, wrinkly and screaming nonsense.
Cheomesh
THE CIIIIIIIIIIIRCLE OF LIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!
TheOneTrueNerd
*sniff* such beauty.
CaptCanada
i came out screaming and covered in blood and god knows thats how i will end this god damn life
somethingthathasntbeenused
Everyone does
frustratedwheelofcheese
They're noisy, smelly, ugly beige taters
ChaoticUnderground
You think that because it's true. They look like mutants.
ThatGuyFromThatOneTimeAtBandCamp
Not a unpopular opinion, newborns look like alien monsters
realwomenfightnaked
I think all babies are disgusting
wyatt8740
I think all babies are gross. Period.
indyjones2010
I think periods are gross.
EshamTheBoogeyman
seattlebust
Sick for DAYS? What kid are you looking at?
Anthroposapien
All babies and children are ugly.
EshamTheBoogeyman
HaveYouSeenMyLSD
OpenDaMouth
colonelmustardinthekitchenwiththecandlestick
How dare you! I would have you know, I come from a long line of BAD PEOPLE
DefinitelyNotDavidDuchovny
I don't like people period
MOWhitetailKing
/a/k9EWW
LoneTurnip
Dude I've totally seen your LSD.
IsaacZehPanda
Themanman
This is THE MOST condescending thing I've ever seen on the internet
Raltsun
What is wrong with you?
OnlyCats
I know right, bad people are Awesome! Without bad people then everyone would be good then life would be boring plus without bad people who
OnlyCats
Would stroke cats evilly
PuppiesGoMeow
Single people
AdmiralButtStuff
You would be correct. Babies take a few months to ripen.
mthrndr01
Somewhere around 200 months.
bigbowliofravioli
Sure it takes awhile, but waiting just makes that sweet baby meat taste all the better.
ohRose
Very true. Mine didn't take months but it was a couple days before I could say "yes I have given birth to a human!"
Filolial
When are they ready for the harvest?
AdmiralButtStuff
When the soft spot on their heads goes away.
ThisIsThePlaceWhereIBelong
*Years.
notthatdrunk
About 18-19
GeezMomEnlightenUp
Ulmo
Like a crying avacado!
AdmiralButtStuff
I think Bill Cosby compared them to salamanders at one point before he got all rapey.
KillerTofu615
Why are avacado's so loud????
Eeksy
My first was blue, peeling, and had a major cone head. I didn't let them take the hat off for days until that shit sorted itself out. Ick.
minigreyhound
How long was your baby blue?
Eeksy
I don't remember. Minutes? Hours? But his skin was peely because he was overdue, and his cone head took a few days from pushing so long.
matticusspraypaintimus
This is a popular opinion
EshamTheBoogeyman
Then why did my unpopular meme get points. I tell you why. It got points because it is not a papular opinion you ignoramus.
matticusspraypaintimus
It got points because people agree with it...pretty sure this is a repost too.
EshamTheBoogeyman
Jelly sickles
EshamTheBoogeyman
The medulla oblongata is where your jel comes from
hyakyakyak
does anyone not think this?
clutchthepearls
Me.
Counterfit
I think it's a toss-up between cute and alien.
Cheomesh
I think they're pretty adorb.
WickedFlowers
I don't..... But then again I have a SEVERE case of baby fever so
ForgotMyOtherAcct
girlfriend's sister had a baby about a month ago, got to meet him an hour later. He was pretty adorable, clean, and didn't cry at all.
sc014
I think they are cute
JesusAssCrackers
The second I saw my daughter she was the most beautiful baby I've ever seen. Yeah she was covered in goop but she is and was beautiful.
crumplestiltskin
Wait until you hold your own, you won't think that then. Otherwise yea Gross as shit
iupvotebadcomments
People who take pictures of their 1 month old baby thinking it looks cute or different from any other 1 month old....
Haiddon
the baby's mom, and the baby's aunts, and literally nobody else. unless the baby is born with hair, then it looks good
EshamTheBoogeyman
I thought people always thought new borns were cute I dunno man
eclect0
cocksparkle
To be fair I think their fuckin adorable, but only cause I like how small their little toes and fingers are. Everything else is kinda lame.
RubberCatTurds
No, I always thought society expected me to say they're cute, even if they're ugly as the sin that created them.
loveasthouwilt
Speaking as a mom, most parents will admit that the beauty of the newborn is more about seeing your child for the first time, not...
loveasthouwilt
...attractiveness.
kindsoberandfullydressed
It's polite to act like they are, sure~ Especially when we're not the ones who made them.
itsybitsyspider
Know a lady who has several kids and she said when they reach a certain month age, they begin to look like adorable babies --
itsybitsyspider
-- until then, they look like aliens.
Eeksy
I just had my 2nd. So glad she's finally getting to the cute stage. Newborns are definitely gross. They're also exhausting.
Eeksy
When people say, "He/she's beautiful!" I think they just need a way to say, "congrats nothing appears to be wrong with your baby."
hyakyakyak
i think people generally mean once they've been cleaned up and stuff. maybe not. meh
EshamTheBoogeyman
I wasn't picturing fresh from the vag. I mean once they're cleaned up. They look like goblins.
hyakyakyak
lol. fair play