Conv

136425 pts · September 20, 2012


Male - 29 - British. Like steak. Dislike water. http://i.imgur.com/0MACpf1.jpg Me: http://i.imgur.com/Ukv57yz.jpg

Just Zorro the meerkat, sitting on a chicken, watching Animal Planet... nothing out of the ordinary here. 

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I hate Monday... can't wait for Shoes.

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Snow in the UK has caused a ski center to close... peak irony. If I had a lesson I'd be piste off... 

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So my friend makes cakes...

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MFW a friend tells me I should be drinking beer, not scotch.

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well this is pretty damn cute, 5 years and ive never caught one

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So I bought myself a PS4 and hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggg oh how it fits on my TV PC....

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When you get confused by cutlery and realise you only have two hands

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Sorry for the Frontpage edit.

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Meerkat! (sorry for selfie)

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Has anyone ever told google when defining a word you shouldn't use the word in question...

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The most clickbaity clickbait image I have ever seen on the internet.

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Could not work out what the hell Amazon were on about, was like wtf precious gifts are they sending me and what a bizarre way of phrasing!?

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If you looked after the medical needs of the horses in WW2 you would be a WW2 Vet Vet.

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Coming on imgur after not being here for a few days... 

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This.

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Sending these to a girl I'm kinda-seeing-kinda-wana-be-seeing-more situation. Couldn't quite believe it was this easy to find a matching image...

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I'm not a smart man.

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so i just saw this in a dump and why the hell is snorlax on X... its alphabetical apart from that or am i going crazy

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I put my new bengal kitten (Bacon) in a wine bucket to look cute and it worked. Here it is. Look at my cat.

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The countdown to New Year...

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a rare old picture of Brighton before the pier floated further away

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I'm not proud of myself.

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That well-known section of the library...

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OK so which one of you runs the AMD social page...

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We went 4 weeks with the leaked episodes and I didn't see a single spoiler. This goes to those that didn't post them and those who obliterated the ones that were posted, thank you.

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Admin Keep

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Awful week, thank god it's shoes.

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Zorgom - fancy making us another one of these for 2015? :)

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When dat boi is juuust right...

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This bastard lands on my balcony every day at about 6pm and doesn't leave until he gets some bread.

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Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present "Reason why not to accept your grandparents facebook invite #157"

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I have the best shitpost, everyone says so, everyone knows this. 

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Adding insult to injury...

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After living in a basement flat for 3 years, this is now the view out my front door. Couldn't be happier. Well I could... if i knew more people... anyone live in Brighton?

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Game: grab a book, turn to page 100, write as much as you can fit in your comment. Others have to guess what book it's from.

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I totally get this guy today...

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Looking through r/tinder and found this gold! What a legend.

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Asshole kid cycles round scratching everyones cars, the dad is HUGE and aggressive so noone will say anything to him. mfw i manage to clip his back tyre with my foot and he headplants the grass.

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Broke up with my GF of 5 years and got my own flat... obligatory TV setup.

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I'm pissed off Imgur! Any advice? (see description)

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Solid pricing structure. Definitely went to business school.

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DAMN IT LARRY

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He's going to murder me for this... but my dad taking a selfie circa 1976.

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I used to live in SA, friend just sent me this. Elephant was clearly very excited about not sharing his freshly pulled tree...

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Saw the champagne sabre fail on main page and thought id share my success from last weekend...

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When you're so confused about your choreography that you plain just jump off Taylor Swift...

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Bizarre rainbow over Stoneleigh, UK looks a bit like a huge moon cresting over the horizon....

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I see what you did there nvidia... well played.

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Despite episode to episode inconsistencies - here is a map of Springfield. Quite impressive.

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On Tuesday evening I got mugged at knifepoint for a 3 hours old iphone6+, on Wednesday evening my GF of 5 years left me. No more sob story, here's some high res steak.

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An accurate representation of the GTAV servers at launch tonight.

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This is me feeding a giraffe. I used to live in Africa, it was owned by some guys who breed lions. Yeah that's a job.

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I wish this would happen to 75% of the people on the internet...

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Ah good, now i feel secure to buy the game.

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Kanyes face is the facial expression of texting "k" on its own.

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HOW CAN ANYONE BE THIS LAZY I CANT EVEN

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With the media talking about Alien contact being a bad idea - here's a list of what to do in case you're the first human to meet intelligent life.

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