BrainyPole
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Aug 2, 2016 4:23 PM
BrainyPole
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omnipotentmonkey
Man. that buildup, comedy is based on misdirection and Carr's a damn master, you never know when he's gonna go for the gut punch.
orexian
You want my comeback? Scrap it from your mother's teeth
UnionJAC
neekola
"Wetter than a spastics chin" Fucking pissed myself at that bit
ricsiqt
Rack't
Frisbeetime420
This wasnt that funny :( and i enjoy his comedic stylings
FarmerFerg
andreik
Terrible.
AntiEvil007
bendoverandbraceyourself
So when does the comedy start?
libaf
Watched some 15 mins of his netflix show, I don't think it does.
bobbyj24
unrelated, but jimmy carr has the worst laugh ever
Pinklestein
That was lame.
ImGonnaRickRollYou
I wish you included the "Your face looks like a 42 inch widescreen television" part
EzraFell
Jimmy Carr: "I'm sorry, if you want my comeback you'll have to scrape the back of your mum's teeth."
WellHungNerd
Fucking gold.
IWouldLickThat
THIS is his best comeback, although he uses it too much.
EzraFell
If that comeback were accredited to you, don't you think you'd use it whenever you could too?
goflyblind
ah HA HAAAAAA
MonteBurns
Big Fat Show of the Year. That laugh, and Jack when he's on, make every second worth it
MisterIncognitus
That laugh tho
DarkSoulsNerd
Your face is like a 42 inch wide-screen TV!
kdiddy91
I've just called your mum a prostitute, you've told me my face is wide? I don't think you understand how this works.
ratfaceddog
As opposed to a 12 inch wide-screen TV?
Leithoa
wide screen is a format (aspect ratio in particular ie; 16:9), not an actual description of the screen width
sarapls
FloppyPankake47
srsfaceI8C
*inward laughing intensifies*
ErinInStereo
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States
HappyEngineer
that page gets so much traffic these days. they must think there's some sort of kettle uprising
dietderpsy
Burn so bad you have to travel to the US for specialist treatment.
WhenLifeHappens
I'm leaving a comment here for future reference
ithamar000
it's actually in the UK, but nice try.
ImLukeSkywalkerImHereToRescueYou
I like your comment, it's not too funny, and it's not unfunny. It's just right.
purpleraptor
Rack's mum:
cocotier
You are bad. I like
TheLegoInTheCarpetYouStepOnAtNight
60FPSDoggo
Always upvote regular show gif, always
MrRemy
chaosource
https://i.imgur.com/aOOKSA5
WoopDeFrickenDoo
I read that in British every time.
WhoseLineIsItAnyway
This image never fails to make me gently tremor whilst stifling a laugh at my cubicle.
WeenerWinnerChickenDinner
Sadly several of these are staged. The heckler is a plant with a script, shame Jimmy. FYI not like an actual plant, like a green plant.
MisterBrlghtSide
All comedians have multiple routines to shut down hecklers.
sckrlfe
He is not really funny. But he is when he is replying hecklers.
gbombuh
This is a poor retort because it's obviously a prepared line with [insert heckler's name here]'s mom. It's not quick witted or anything
gbombuh
If you like crowd work, watch Todd Barry's Road Work tour. All improv crowd work, clearly unscripted. Very funny.
IWouldLickThat
This wasn't good enough to be staged. Jimmy usually is much funnier with hecklers.
successandless
Not sure if it was a plant but I do know he reuses some of his heckler jokes, I think he just has alot of confidence and knows how to stall
jcarn
Having seen him live and being in tears for half the time I can let that slide. He tackled a heckling woman hilariously and given that half
jcarn
of it was down to local culture/rivalry he was being taught on the spot, I'd say he has excellent wit and improv.
henryvoll
To be fair, +alfnosbest didn't say this specific heckle was a plant. You know - in his defense. Although, he did say "shame Jimmy", so ..
henryvoll
And I completely agree; this is no plant - green or otherwise. Jimmy knows much better than this - on-the-fly, any day of the week.
Spinnnnn
Maybe staged or rehearsed, he deployed that response at a live show i was at (Brisbane 2015) and then I saw it again on the netflix special.
TheifofZ
The way you phrased that last sentence, I'm led to believe the man was capable of photosynthesis.
pmg0
I wish I was capable of photosynthesis. Could've saved a lot of money on groceries
TheifofZ
... now I wonder if an animal also capable of photosynthesis would be salad or meat?
MrMudy
I'm glad i forgot to read the title, would have ruined it for me. Feel bad for the people that have good observation
Sean113
I thought it said Jim Carry. I'm wasted though.
RogueLanguageModel
i've read the title but forgot it half way through, praise ADD xD
jargok
Not me!
JawshM
I've got the observant feat. +5 to reading titles.
JackScagnetti1
Is this scripted? Most likely yes. It is very common to get an audience member in on the joke.
SaucyDisses
I read it and was all like
SecretionOrb
I completely missed the title until I accidentally scrolled passed "Load 15 more images" and saw top comment "Shame the title gave it away."
PeriodQueen
I read the title and never caught on until I read the top comment.
RexFury
British words like mum always take extra long to register in the brain. It saved the joke for me
morjax
It is a difficult life...
zoomball
I'm not English so I read "mum" as "mum's the word." Was pleasantly surprised.
SearedFlame
Hey, it helps with Cera posts.
stalewaffles
Can someone give me sauce
WhereCanYouSeeLions
I don't even remember the title 2 seconds after I've read it. It's quite useful, sometimes.
Donnadidit
I even forget whole TV shows or movies I've seen (not all but some) ... it's like watching a whole new movie. Ah, the joys of "sometimers".
zoomball
This haplessness to me with Silence of the Lambs.
rapemeokrobmoneyarenot
I didn't read the title. :)
Nuckfugget
Then there's a cera gif when I swipe to the next post. Haha almost got me.
Turbz
Yep. Obviously OP doesn't know the rules.
BrainyPole
dipper
It's a good thing I'm stupid because I read the title and still did not expect the punch line
Iknowhowrubberbandsaremade
Luckily, I read the title, read halfway through, got distracted by the tv, forgot the title, finished the post, and laughed.
dizzyplaya
I didn't even get distracted...I just did not remember.
Hauntti
You are my hero. Really.
Linkasaurusrex
I did the exact same thing. Damn
dionysiacc
Oh my God exactly the same thing as me
Zocexx
me too thanks
MooblyDooblyWoobly
Jimmy Carr's laugh is one of the best in the business.
BachelorGourmet
He laughs backwards. It's weird. Laughing on an inhale. That's something that gets you beaten up in school.
MooblyDooblyWoobly
That's the best description of it. That's totally what he does.
BachelorGourmet
I mean, he himself recognizes it.
MooblyDooblyWoobly
Ah, I only know him from the Roast Battles that were on comedy central a week or so ago. Not too familiar with his stuff.
StoicJ
Falos
He kinda ambled about to segue from "life lessons" or whatever, but only in hindsight, and it's not fair to expect perfect emergency improv.
kingloofa455
Hes a savage. I prefer the time a heckler yelled something obscene. He paused & said "Oh. You want my comeback? Scrape it off ya mums teeth"
ladypartfart
Holy shit, that is bad and good at the same time
devo27
My favourite all-time Jimmy comeback has to be, "I don't come to YOUR place of work and knock the sailors' cocks out of your mouth, do I?"
TheMannagement
*presses cross to chest as I press the upvote button* 666=>667 There'll be no imagery of this sort today, good lawd!
amillionants
I was waiting for this
notoneyouknow
I was going to up vote you, but you're at 666 right now, and I think that's perfect.
StoicJ
someone just stopped it for you. dang
Aelinsaar
He's good, but Frankie Boyle is actually Satan.
devo27
Did I hear someone opening the racist door?
Aelinsaar
Fellow Mock The Week Fan, I salute you!
abbreviated
Sauce: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tEUJ6YrBehA
EClaire1073
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Breloominati
The only post that matters.
BeExcelIentToEachOther
Saucedude never has enough upvotes. Thank you!
xboxhobo
Thank you!
konsumer
This was a whole lot better with the added reply from ShoeRack's insightful mind of mystery XD
MrRaincoat
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iCanAssureYouThisIsNotHitler
doing the lords work m'boy
SSauce
Did you call me?
BillyBaloney976
"A plasterers radio." Pure genius
Cassiraa
please explain for the dum yankee
BillyBaloney976
Have you ever drywalled a house? http://imgur.com/0vP3xjE
Jovian2001
Thank you, FFS. This is @OP 's job.
BrainyPole
Hey my source was the Netflix special directly. I couldn't find that vid anyways,
disagreeable
This makes it. Thank you for posting source.
ThoughtfulTortuga
Shame the title gave it away.
ButterfaceTaintClown
No heckling please.
dryerlint
Much like your mom.
Jimmyvtss
I've never read a title or user name first except for cera guy because it's so long it stands out.
dagg3r
Thanks for making me scroll all the way back up
thoep
Not for me. I'm an American. I was expecting a quiet delivery.
IDontWannaShare
I read it as Jimmy Carr respond's to his own mom's heckling- made the post funnier as I went along
Jet3444
That's why I stopped reading titles
gamblingpoet
This is my favorite JImmy Carr heckle story: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-B3OMjODuEY
Nudgenudgesaynomore
Well OP is retard who cant do shit right and deserve to be punished
jaychay
Ill gather the torches and pitch forks
BrainyPole
I'm sorry
MattDerKomponist
I forgot about it by the time I read it all.
Improbabilitydrive42
Glad I forgot to read it~
SharkyTheDog
Shame Shame Shame Shame Shame Shame Shame Shame Shame Shame Shame
Boonzo
If it makes OP feels better, I still didn't see it coming.
BYERE
Neither did Rack's mum, thus why Rack was conceived...
BrainyPole
Me discussing this in group chat
PuppiesGoMeow
The reason I don't read the title
goodguyC
Yeah, I've just always ignored the titles...
peachypunch
I've never been so happy to be a person who doesn't read titles
snowdemon
Who would read the title before looking at ~25 pics
rarac
I always forget to read titles
yourmomisminenow
I read it and I didn't get it cause of the mum, thought it was something else, RIP
hiphopbookshop
I sometimes do. Glad I did this time
OfficialJoeBiden
Same here. Didn't even notice until I saw this comment.
Yomommasass
What a dick
MyKneeCracksWhenIWalk
And the username...
youreAlizardLarry
The one time my short term memory pays off
skeletalfury
Good thing I always read the title last.
xVancha
It's just so stupid, isn't it? Spoiling your own post. I mean, it's your post. It's like keying your own car.
WhereCanYouSeeLions
Ah haa
Oteneo
very clever
brambleramble
Excellent reference
hooktail419
I know what's this from, but I can't remember. Help?
Technohawk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXom0OP3Rwk
hooktail419
Ah, that's it. Thank you!
lovelyboredom
xVancha
tabIeandchairs
Ha I got the reference you laid upon us
FrankJ7
It would've been a nice surprise... It really would've been... *sigh*... Maybe in the next life... http://imgur.com/YVDT072
Neothemod
In the next repost, my friend. In the next repost
ThatsASeamus
+1 for no unnecessary gifs
fuckingmagnetshowdotheywork
I always upvote unnecessary gifs
GuruOfReason
Same.
KobblerMax
MittRomneyXIIV
I'm so glad I'm not the only one that's annoyed by that.
shwat
I kinda wish it was.. his paused expressions are weird.
dismyotternotyours
They ARE gifs, just really really REAAALLY short ones.
Beckinpdx
And I can still hear his laugh...
queenelizabeth
Heheea heeh heeh heeh heeyaaah
CristhianIR
That fucking laugh..
Beckinpdx
I was watching a watch mojo list about unusual laughs and he wasn't on it
KorruptJustice
That just invalidates the entire list then, doesn't it?
Beckinpdx
It does indeed
GuyNamedSean
Huh huh huh haaaaaa
BrainyPole
Hey thanks. I just wish it'd have been shorter haha
raknor88
Do you have the source video?
oVexlz
ITS RACK
SevereSlimeShaker
IIRC, It was called: Funny Business
gniffursalohcin
Jimmy Carr. His new special on Netflix. I cant remember the exact name of the special but it is hilarious.
gh954
It's called Jimmy Carr: Funny Business
tasteslikechaos
Comment so I can watch this later