MFW Gary Oldman shoots me in the head
Find you a man that looks at you the way John Travolta looks at Christian Slater
Wheel keeps turnin’
When the boys are trying to make it clear they're not on board with your genius plans
Just keeping my nose out of it all
Triple Rainbow
Just a Reminder...
MRW the new guy tells me to change my tampon and have another drink
Stuck with unwanted guests?
When the love is gone but you made a pact
That could be a record right there
When my TV program's sponsor is sitting to my left and I have proof that he blows goats
Trying to Keep Up with Whatever It Is That's Going On
Sunset on Mars
My reaction after telling you to start asking the right fucking questions
The Sublime
When John Bender suddenly realizes he has become everything he once stood against
"Better make it three extra large." - Your buddy on the phone firing up some pizza for the boys
When rugby players criticize hockey players for not hitting on the "ball"
When you successfully sneak out the girlfriend's place and can head home for some glorious cat-free sleep
MRW Stone Cold unexpectedly returns to come help The Rock win the WWF title
My reaction as I slowly realize Freamon is going to help me fake a serial killer
MFW I walk in to the loo to take a piss and catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror
Now let's celebrate with a cold glass of turnip juice.
The Captain's Reaction When I Refuse to Give Him Back His Missile Key
1966 Was a Great Year for England. Eric Was Born.
Sunset on Mars
The Shawinigan Handshake
Just a Game
MFW I find my giant foam cowboy hat and air horn
"He's not seeing me. I'll get him later."