andreik

6350 pts · September 5, 2012


Gratifying reminisces of pisses past: her snowflaked nose and sand-choked hair

MFW Gary Oldman shoots me in the head

Points 11
Comments 8
Views 2875

Find you a man that looks at you the way John Travolta looks at Christian Slater

Points 15
Comments 8
Views 536

Wheel keeps turnin’

Points 5
Comments 2
Views 785

When the boys are trying to make it clear they're not on board with your genius plans

Points 4
Comments 5
Views 547

Just keeping my nose out of it all

Points 25
Comments 4
Views 4968

Triple Rainbow

Points 16
Comments 2
Views 259

Just a Reminder...

Points 11
Comments 3
Views 76

MRW the new guy tells me to change my tampon and have another drink

Points 21
Comments 9
Views 668

Stuck with unwanted guests?

Points 23
Comments 7
Views 1111

When the love is gone but you made a pact

Points 18
Comments 3
Views 711

That could be a record right there

Points 16
Comments 2
Views 735

When my TV program's sponsor is sitting to my left and I have proof that he blows goats

Points 20
Comments 0
Views 100521

Trying to Keep Up with Whatever It Is That's Going On

Points 8
Comments 1
Views 379

Sunset on Mars

Points 25
Comments 4
Views 878

My reaction after telling you to start asking the right fucking questions

Points 7
Comments 6
Views 4328

The Sublime

Points 17
Comments 9
Views 3781

When John Bender suddenly realizes he has become everything he once stood against

Points 7
Comments 6
Views 1317

"Better make it three extra large." - Your buddy on the phone firing up some pizza for the boys

Points 12
Comments 7
Views 103973

When rugby players criticize hockey players for not hitting on the "ball"

Points 16
Comments 9
Views 546

When you successfully sneak out the girlfriend's place and can head home for some glorious cat-free sleep

Points 23
Comments 26
Views 909

MRW Stone Cold unexpectedly returns to come help The Rock win the WWF title

Points 4
Comments 13
Views 6401

My reaction as I slowly realize Freamon is going to help me fake a serial killer

Points 5
Comments 4
Views 4156

MFW I walk in to the loo to take a piss and catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror

Points 6
Comments 0
Views 1011

Now let's celebrate with a cold glass of turnip juice.

Points 12
Comments 4
Views 1478

The Captain's Reaction When I Refuse to Give Him Back His Missile Key

Points 6
Comments 7
Views 528

1966 Was a Great Year for England. Eric Was Born.

Points 10
Comments 11
Views 186

Sunset on Mars

Points 30
Comments 7
Views 142

The Shawinigan Handshake

Points 6
Comments 10
Views 2453

Just a Game

Points 32
Comments 3
Views 101

MFW I find my giant foam cowboy hat and air horn

Points 55
Comments 2
Views 32127

"He's not seeing me. I'll get him later."

Points 5
Comments 7
Views 288755
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