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GoodEveningThisIsWhatAButtDoesPBBPPBBTT
Not only that, he NEVER can recognize team rocket, even if they just have glasses on.
MacClay
He's a ten year old that got to take part of the world's largest animal fighting competition instead of going to school. Cut him some slack!
Azjsy
Computer froze with no pictures...it was not the Ash I was hoping for. http://imgur.com/ekWvX8W
brimdunkleton
"If you lose, you'll have to spend some time with me for a while..." "FINE BUT I WONT LOSE!!!"
kerBamf
Plot Twist: Ash is Peter Pan
capi77
More like Ash being an ash
mehimbored
Ash-hole
z3lfmoord
Old Pokémon is best Pokémon
Cappuccinoob
Daneasaur
Legend says he has a brain, but I'm not one for believing legends.
OhHowTheTurntablesHave
LinkinPiper
chimneyspooper
Just imagine if Ash caught that Tentacruel. He'd have at least 20% chance of winning the tournament.
MINIMVM
Ash was just curving that chick in the last pic. He doesn't want 'em too clingy. He likes those hard to get.
AxelYamanaka
Just read it with his voice from Pokemon 'Bridged. Makes it so much better.
GuitarMuscles
Looking at the comments I was starting to worry that I was the only one who did that! It makes this post great
wackywoohoopizzaman
Lumpy1Toucan
What am ashhole
Sauroctonus
This is why people make a distinction between Ash and Red. :P
vplasmafire
We can especially relate to Red, like idk I feel like we've been in his shoes or something... ;)
IGuessDinosaursArePrettyCool
Red is like the one punch man of Pokemon lol
Sauroctonus
Especially with that volt-tackle. Dayum.
DoublevBomb
Oh man, I hate this kid and his main character powers. "Quadruple type disadvantage both offensively and defensively? Not a problem for me!"
ASDFFDSAASDFASDF
like you didn't kick brock's ass with the charmander because your starter was overleveled
DoublevBomb
Right, but when ash does it it's a level 10 Tepig vs a level 50 Emboar and level 50 Infernape at the same time. Using fire.
DoublevBomb
Plus, by the time the remake was release and I did opt for Charmander, you didn't need to be overleveled. He learned Metal Claw at level 13.
DarthFutuza
Hey well he's secretly emulating and using a memory editor.
DoublevBomb
That would explain a lot actually. I don't think he has to bother with FEAR or anything.
DarthFutuza
He probably has like 999 rare candies in his backback.
maybhaunted
Proverbial 10 year old thinks girls are icky
nickg131
They explicitly say he ages throughout the series, he's 14 in the new one. Just takes him 20 years to age 4 years, lol
DatDarthCaedus
Starts out as 10 yrs 10 months old, celebrate 1 year since him and Pikachu met in Johto and they introduce him as 10 at the start of B/W tho
nickg131
Well then, it took forever to get to 11, and then he just shot up in age lol. Coz it says he's 14 in X/Y as far as I remember. First episode
DonaldFuck
I had my first girlfriend when I was 10.
maybhaunted
Your sleeve tattoo is fucking sick
DonaldFuck
Thanks, I finished it last week. It's colorized now, I'm going to post a photo when it's healed.
FarsightCommander
I clicked, I scrolled, I lol'ed, I upvoted. With a start like this i'ts gonna be a good day. +1
masterchiefan
Steam is down
23savage
I hope u crash ur car
thecraziestofturtles
DONT JINX IT
racknoz
Jynx* ;)
Cadaverific
Dont forget to remember Brendan fraser
JOHNTRON3000
The guy who played Ferris bueller killed 2 people in a drunk driving accident in Ireland. He got away with it with only a small fine
Gutibooty
axoraox12
That makes me laugh on an irrational level
CatBreadFace
Source pls
iforgotthepasswordsofmyotheraccounts
.
wazero
.
THESHOUTINGTURTLE
.
LeviathanOmega
#5 NO ASH YOU MUPPET. THIS IS WHERE YOU THROW. THROW THE MATCH.
DarthFutuza
You have to act super confident though before hand and then lose on purpose so she feels like she beat him fairly.
LeviathanOmega
This is Ash. The guy who will probably sulk when he loses with his gorram unevolved electric rat. He wouldn't get the hint if it was a Zmove
ShdwRrw
Lol, I'm gonna have to start using muppet as an insult now.
twilightvulpine
You have to be british or it doesn't work.
jimwormmaster
I dunno, I like the Muppets, they're hilarious. And yes, yes, I know.
wetfart92
Didn't that tentacruel episode get banned because of 9/11?
UnknownSquid
1) I distinctly remember waking up to watch Pokemon as a kid, only to discover all channels covering 9/11 on emergency news broadcasts.
UnknownSquid
2) I was old enough to realise this was something important, but my little brothers were furious that "Some dumb towers cancelled Pokemon!"
Morpheous
Pretty sure the anime was deep into johto by the time that happened...
RitzkinNeverCameBack
Pokeballs deep into johto, right?
CJ47
It's not allowed to be rebroadcast because of it.
ShdwRrw
Only in America.
LitteralyHitler
I should watch pokemon atleast once in my life. Someone know where I can watch the entire thing? (Don't have netflix or anythin)
lurkingcabbage
NA Netflix has the indigo league portion, they removed the earlier episodes though. not sure why...
PhilbertHFZ
Frustratingly enough, the official website has SOME episodes, but leaves gaps. http://www.pokemon.com/us/pokemon-episodes/
ShmoopyDoo
English dub or japanese with subtitles?
beardedwolf
The other week he got left alone at the professor's and burnt ALL the food trying to feed himself and flooded the house trying to do laundry
ArtOzz
#1 Oh, yeah, so we just stole a 100 grands worth of drug cartel uncover shipping yaht with 1 million worth of dixie biscuit. Thanks Ash.
MrRandom314159
The Gang Pisses Off the Cartel
blurokin
As all 10 year olds do.
AmatureSpaceCowboy
Fuckin Dixie biscuit. Nice.
youfreakinnerd
Cut open the seats and find two million dollars in cash hidden in there.
Tkeleth
and a dead hooker
IncognitoPanda
"Can be sold for a high price"
PigeonPrincess
Wtf...
Denamic
I'll give you 50 bucks
CivitatemInkas
DEAL!
rulerBob8
I'll give ya about tree fiddy
link117318
But ash will give it all away when he moves onto the next region.
IsDisassembled
Instead of paying off Misty for her goddamn bike.
HAupvote
Pickachu do something ????
samsonguy920
Is Do Something even an option in any of the games? I THINK NOT!
BallisticPenguin
thehottest
And this is why the female companions are leaving the group all the time.
AgolfHiller
ShdwRrw
I'd totally steal this for my PokeAlbum, but it's too fast...
DustyMcKnuckles
AgolfHiller
parallaxHero
Ash Ketchum: the story of a workaholic who never gets laid
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Hybris51129
Pokemon is one of the few rule 34's that I can think of that more realistic than the original content.
Iwanttofingeryou
(despite the rest of the world trying to get him laid)
Zasep
Who also is immortal
NiceCatchBlancoNinoTooBadYourAssGotSacked
The Goku of Pokemon. If it weren't for battling, they'd be functionally retarded.
PandraPierva
Except unlike goku he tends to not do very well
Banjostory
Who is also terrible at his job.
twilightvulpine
For someone who cares more about catching pokémon than love and traveled the whole world, he got barely any.
DatDarthCaedus
Top 8 or better in the regional leagues every single time (except Kanto, top 16 there) at age 10 isn't exactly terrible though.
malakim
And then he gets lobotomized and unlearns everything he learned while pikachu gets secretly switched out for a lvl1 at the start of a season
SarcasticComment
he'd be better if he caught more that 40 pokemon (not counting the Safari Zone epp), and stopped letting them go
TeddyBearLord
IamLrrrRulerofthePlanetOmicronPerseiVIII
Bluish99
And cockblocks himself
crashedmydadscargettinghead
Sounds like me
MrNova1
Most underrated comment I've seen in a long time
CannabisDecimusMeridius
Ash Ketchum: his first friend only hung out with him because he stole her bike and destroyed it.....and NEVER paid her back.
ProxyPlayerHD
wish there was like a USK 16 Version of the Pokemon Series, where Ash is just Oblivious to any Girl's Signals he gets.
jlv816
He's pretty oblivious in XY & XYZ
mrcalifornian
From a dorm I half lived at
MagnusTheRedCyclops
UUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
mrcalifornian
an upvote if you can guess where :P
Frenchyman
Yes
midnitestate
Hey I'm the last season he got an implied kiss(they did t show it but its petty obvious) but didn't even bat an eye
Whydontyougofuckyourself
"What...what are you doing? Does this make my pokemon stronger? No? Then back the fuck off"
WhiterunWarriorProject
Dude, Ash got a kiss back in 02 by either Latias or the girl she looked like. He was stammering like nothing else.
numelgon
This one was on the lips.
panfriedpuppies
Despite being apparently 10, 14 years later in our time, he's grown a lot.
donkeymoney
Favorited this comment (Yes I am a Super Beta User, one of @cerapls' Chosen Ones!).
MemeStealingSkeleton
Ignore bitches, catch Pokemon
DaveFireBeard
Ash Ketchum: proof that idiots rule the world
bloxman
Good he's still 11
DeltaBird
One of the few times he even wins...
downheading
That's my story too except I'm unemployed and have no hobbies
JamsE
Ash never gonna Ketchum all?
Dazzaroop
The same could be said for Spongebob.
Frederf
It really doesn't make sense not to live for fun. I mean your brain gets smart but...
TheyCallMeMrChicken
How's the graphic design work coming along mike?
TheyCallMeMrChicken
2) which isnt creepy at all.... xD
TheyCallMeMrChicken
dont mind me, for some reason ive been stalking the FP top comments profiles to see if I can find out everything about them haha
parallaxHero
How's that working out for you?
TheyCallMeMrChicken
i dunno, i kinda realized that most people who comment on here are adults much older than I am. I've kinda formed my opinions and stuff 1/?
TheyCallMeMrChicken
I just turned 20, but ive been on this site since i was 16
TheyCallMeMrChicken
based on what i've read here over the years. I'm very different from the rest of my group at uni anyway. In terms of my politicial beliefs
10tacles
He just likes pokemon more than girls
McDouggal
So just get a Gardevoir then.
noWhiteHorseHereJustBatturuPrinsu
There is a balls joke in there somewhere
GummyBearsDontHaveTeeth
Got it! Gay Balls!
Danklintheturtle
Isrslydonthavetimeforthis
What's this from?
Danklintheturtle
Idek but I love it
PluckedDuck
IDEKBILI.
Krysonox
Ahh, the return of the "why" boner
Hybris51129
Thestalemonkey
AmSaiCo
ThereItIs.gif
Danishlmgurian
I did not need that mental image, thank you very much...
AsianDad
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
The classic
livingcheeseburger
CyborgLazuli
Krazyasian
thedurdo
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tomtomson
here is your furry smut, https://e621.net/post/index/1/sylveon%20score:%3E=10
Hybris51129
snivy642
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
cazador492
MagnusTheRedCyclops
Thestalemonkey
jegkastermajones
why does this still haunt me?
snivy642
You have balls of mother fucking steel to post this. +1
avorius
Darcy4118325
gallowsRenegade
4MR4S
Can I get some sauce with that? Also is that hentai or anime?
CyborgLazuli
gallowsRenegade
ptenopus
SAAUCE... NAAAO!
FrancisFulloffrenchpeople
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/what-s-wrong-big-boy
tomtomson
http://ask-male-sylveon.tumblr.com/
tomtomson
http://ask-male-sylveon.tumblr.com/
Aguynamedcarl
tomtomson
http://ask-male-sylveon.tumblr.com/
tomtomson
It is also an edit of the original
Thestalemonkey
Until you get the sauce for that, have this
YorkFoFo
How many times have you posted this?
ptenopus
Not what I ordered, but I'll eat it.
iforgotthepasswordsofmyotheraccounts
Lol
KaizergidorahXi
G0MeatCube
That's cuz ur afraid to use it. And by it I mean imagination. You see there's good and imagination, also weird. But don't discriminate
RyanKyojiri
says the anthro dog
1CriEvryTiem
Eyes.exe performs look away.
jenthura
It's not very effective...
raptorsoldier
I once asked someone on a post about if anyone knew where this was from. all i got were reaction gifs. I dont want those, I want a source!
tomtomson
http://ask-male-sylveon.tumblr.com/
tomtomson
It is an edit of the original sadly.
raptorsoldier
KnowYourMeme got my answers
tomtomson
http://ask-male-sylveon.tumblr.com/
DoubleDickDonkey
We've gone full furry, and real fast. Not even God can help us now.
CyborgLazuli
DurendaI
You rang?
snivy642
DoubleDickDonkey
Kill us.
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
Fucking what.
10tacles
Zeus turn into animals to have sex, Loki turns into a horse to get horse dick. That's without mentioning the Egyptian gods and others.
10tacles
Gods are furries.
theyar
i.e., a Japanese person.
xenburn
yay major population crisis
pandamandana
Ror
10tacles
German since last year.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-32929962
Madarius
I Like how it jumps from 12.7 to 50 realllllll quick like see.
jcw99
Well they sort of just let in 1mil+ people to offset that....
Sahashrala
He is actually exactly the same way about Pokémon that Goku is about training. I hadn't considered that until I saw this. Thanks.
Thanksforallofthememeries
Except...Goku had a couple of kids between deaths...Ash don't stop for a little snatch
randomasduck
I find it weird how big some pokemon are in the series and everyone just plays it cool (usually)
chrisdafish
Charizard and blastoise are surprisingly short
StPrk
From what i remember it is said that one type of pokemon can be different in sizes/weight. in game stats are what usually they look like 1/2
StPrk
2/2 in show they are different bc it looks better. So moral of the story is, they fucked up and are just making stuff up bc fuck it.
Jupman
Yea some are as humans with knife hands, that shit would crazy in real life.
VibratingNipples
on top of that. We do not even know what human evolved from in the pokemon world. make you think huh?
Breaukun132
Okay wait is tentacruel really that fucking big?!
Rip901
Not normally
PxC4
*Tentacool
BeanManSupreme
This pun was so bad it got downvoted. I love it!
hemorrhagicshenanigans
Nah dude, tentacool is the preevolution of tentacruel. The person was trying to correct everyone but they were in fact in need of correcting
CircuitCircus
They also replied to the wrong comment
PxC4
Wasn't correcting the pokemons name, was making "pun" of it.
PhilTheKhajiit
He was being a tentafool
PxC4
Yes
BeanManSupreme
Are you sure? I don't think that's what his purpose was given that the other comment mentions people "playing it cool"
PxC4
^gets it
BeanManSupreme
Also, that comment never even mentioned tentacruel
TetsuoooKanedaaaTetsuoooKanedaaa
But the episode with the giant dragonite was terrifying
thecolonels
No it wasnt. When i was a kid the lighthouse episode was my favorite. The idea that something so large, mysterious and kind existed.
Honeymoonmoon
I think that was an abnormally large Tentacruel. Like Godzilla. Could be wrong though.
zorbivore
Like animals, some just have genes which make them grow larger
dadskills
It was
Hxs115
But pikaidiot still has the type advantage
Rodvitner
Became big due to pollution or something.
whatevenarecats
Team Rocket accidentally made it with some superpotion, if I recall
UnassumingAscotCap
I think it was poison, but they're poison type?
whatevenarecats
Yeah I think they meant to poison all of the Tentacruel but just dumped it all on one
DrJackBright
Yeah but there were stuff like the Dragonite the size of a lighthouse when it's around 8 foot tall normally
randomasduck
This is specifically one I was thinking of!
Wazzamaniac
And the massive Groudon with tentacles
Sammyv17
Real Groudon is massive though.
Wazzamaniac
Nowhere near as big as the thing in the Jirachi episode, though
D3troit
The one from the movie about jirachi? That wasn't really groudon, just a manifestation of one. Could still be counted as one i guess
Wazzamaniac
Yeah exactly it was like an abomination of some kind
RedDwarfIV
Suede pointed out that its eyes are glowing. What else has glowing eyes and is massive? The theme park robot pokemon in another episode.
zeusdemigod131
I imagine it's possible that was a subspecies of undiscovered deep sea Dragonite
Raydhen
Alola Dragonite then??
Bannaner5
I believe that episode never aired out of japan because 9/11
WhyShouldILoveYou
It aired originally, but hasn't been aired since 9/11. Also I think part of it was in the intro and never removed.
Nietsallinav
It was only delayed for a few years from the cable airing. You could get it on VCR though.
teeph
What is this "VCR?"
busdriverdan
I've seen it on tv so I know that's not true.
LongCommentChainAppreciator
As Dutchman I concur.
keyblader1985
I don't know if it aired, but it was at least dubbed. I have the dubbed episode in my box set.
BritainsNuttiestGuy
It did air because I saw it on TV. They just skipped it in repeats