Demyxus
187442
4300
213
Oct 14, 2017 4:12 PM
Demyxus
187442
4300
213
zeusdemigod131
Are people really so obsessed with gen. 1 they want all the region's with only less than 150 normal mons (discounting legends)?
bla13d7
He looks like shinji’s father from neon genesis evangelion
MoonyT
You can tell its fake because "Pokemons"
NonKonformingKobold
JesseSlayer
So... ugh, source on him actually saying this?
capngoat
It's from a parody Facebook and the quote is from Dec. 27th 2012 https://www.facebook.com/tajirisan/posts/10151169915960598
MechaMaster20
I want a game with all regions and all Pokemon and possibly characters. But that would be a massive project that would prob not fit on a han
MechaMaster20
held system. And maybe crash the universe
personwhotakesfleetfootwork
Yet you make Pokémon Ultra Sun/Moon and call it a new game???
Fauxcused
He is not wrong
davesrandomstuff
I'd like a 3DS port of the GBA remakes of original games, Leaf Green/Fire Red -
notacobra
Facebook parody turned into internet history just like that.
AnythingMuchShorter
Gotta mock 'em all
OobedoobScoobyDoobyBenubi
I just want the next gens to stop having so many shitty designed pokemon. They all have nubs for limbs and disproportionate heads and eyes.
fyzker
I just want them to stop making it so cutesy. I didn't even want that as a kid. Give me gritty, strong pokemon. Not a throw pillow with legs
JamesTWrites
I just want an open world game like skyrim but with Pokémon and andventures.... I'd suck 1000 dicks for it
RemainsspacebarUnknown
well they are indeed pretty stupid if they listen to everyones ideas. take the good from all of them because it cant really get worse anymor
PiGiSpi
Any source on this?
MadMontyMN
Of course not. It was found on the internet, so it must be true
capngoat
It's from a parody Facebook and the quote is from Dec. 27th 2012 https://www.facebook.com/tajirisan/posts/10151169915960598
IWasInThePool
"You want a realistic, down-to-earth show...that's completely off the wall and swarming with magic robots?"
v
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
Rick and Morty fits that description pretty well.
MigraMines
This has got to be the most honest game dev statement I have ever read
capngoat
It's from a parody Facebook and the quote is from Dec. 27th 2012 https://www.facebook.com/tajirisan/posts/10151169915960598
ToastedVanilla
Here's another great one: "Probably shouldn't believe every baseless quote you see on the internet. HL3 in development now!" - Gaben
MigraMines
Dissent matter if it's true or not in saying I bet they actually do this
Harryteeters
Yeah they're laughing their asses off all the way to the bank
mcthegreat
that guy also is a legend
rushingnothing
Lol. As a game designer I fucking hate "idea guys". You want us to add what? Oh okay. Can you go open that window and jump out of it?
LiBearington
Or make a game where you start in say.. gen 4, then go to every region from there.
LiterallyWorseThanHitler
So, kinda like the Gen II games did, but on a larger scale?
LiBearington
Yeah. Something similar. Just one a larger level
capngoat
It's from a parody Facebook and the quote is from Dec. 27th 2012 https://www.facebook.com/tajirisan/posts/10151169915960598
beergolem
Yes, any idea that can't be combined with tens of thousands of other ideas from people you don't know is just a laughing-stock.
PoeKneeTa
You don't need a hyphen.
WeaponizedJerk
More like ideas coming from your average joe are incredibly worthless and more often than not fucking stupid.
Froggycity
This is how the electoral college came about huh
pilates4hotties
FUCK YEAH POLITICS
bananabox
Yeah, damn those idiots who care about the games they publish. Let's go after them publicly.
WeaponizedJerk
It wasn't public, and they're not going after them. They're making fun of the vocal minority that are annoying.
beergolem
Yeah, nothing says good game developers like meeting up to mock at the ideas of your playerbase in concert.
WeaponizedJerk
Anything that keeps you sane. Your playerbase can be incredible assholes to devs, so this is pretty tame in comparison.
beergolem
If you can't respect players enough to not view them as idiots or assholes, it's just fake. Switch jobs.
WeaponizedJerk
But that's the thing, most of them are idiots when it comes to game design. If not everyone would be making good games
krapmyself
Pokemon is a neat idea, but tbh, the gameplay is so boring to me.
jsnforce
It needs to evolve, but instead it just gets more numbers, stupid addons (like friendship).
PoeKneeTa
This is sadly why I play pokemonshowdown. It's just the battles without a single need to grind/lvl/breed. Gamefreak is so clueless.
PmMeGifsForSauce
I feel the same way Its really repetitive and it only got more repetitive. I played some of the last gen because 3d was really appealing >>>
PmMeGifsForSauce
but after that wore off, it was mostly just more of the same.
CheshireCad
If your idea involves "only generation [#]", then fuck you. You only like that gen because it was your first, and you enjoyed the discovery.
PrincessAnus
yeah, my fave gen is 5... because it was my first. I LOVED gen5.
2shy4you
Dude Gen1 was my first but Gen2 was my favorite and Gen3 was amazing. Really the only Gen I can't stand is 4.
WhiteCollarOfficeJobs
As a longtime fan, Gen IV has the worst overall Pokemon roster of every Gen so far, IMO. It makes up for it in other ways, though.
chastidy
In fairness it is kind of unreasonable to "catch em all" with all of the generations now.
Cyzyk
I'd like to see a game with only the first gen, or better yet a culled roster of first gen, but more depth to each one.
PiggyWobbles
Look sonny back in my day we had one generation and we LIKED IT
n080dy123
I want to deny that but I really can't.
AlrightKeepYourSecrets
Hey no fuck YOU im special bitch. You're right about those OTHER people. Not me.
RoodKontjeAapje
I grew up with gen 1 a looooong time before I saw any new pokemons and I still have no idea what's wrong with gen 2, 3 or 4.
CheshireCad
If they want to give that same sense of exploration, they need to make new pokemon. Yes, they'll start to get unoriginal. But it still works
ITalkAboutGoats
You know what else gets stale? Making literally the same plot in every video game, with just a few new mechanics and a list of new Pokémon.
OnlyWantToSayOneThing
If only kids nowadays replayed old games they missed. Not every game, but the ones deemed to be classics... No wait, more CoD and gen6 again
LearningOnImgur
They do, with HD remakes all the time. There's a pretty big market for them too
CamelSpotter
I started with Red, but Gen 2 was always my favorite. I like a good number of pokemon from the later gens, but a lot were pretty stupid.
Rivalyn
Could be interesting to see the current lineup with about a generation's worth of regional subspecies.
Gatadata
i think i like my gens cause i was involved in em. #1-#3. but acknowledge, the mons weren't much smarter than the current ones. love it tho.
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
Well, obviously he didn't listen to me. I suggested playing underwater, in the dark,with sharks. But did he listen?
JustSayN0
Can I send you all the lying words of my ex to read aloud so you can all laugh at him too?
Krenth
If your ideas are so much better, explain this garbage. https://imgur.com/W6njMSI
oaque
electrode is a god damn circle
Spiralhaze
Wich evolves into ANOTHER CIRCLE!
RedPandasandDepression
Evolves from, unless they gave that line a third evo. God knows I haven't tried keeping up with that.
PlutoIsNotAPlanetLetItGo
That was literally the joke ingame. When youre in the powerplant you can go up to an item and 'oops!' its a pokemon that looks like an item.
SaltyAndBitter
Jigglypuff is also a circle... when viewed from above.
PauLogic
Grimer is literally sentient sludge.
italyball
I work at a wastewater treatment plant, and that shit is a monster....a shitty monster.
PmMeGifsForSauce
Muk is bigger sentient sludge
smallamountofpeas
And yet infinately more pleasing to the eye when it comes to its design.
notintoyoga
But sludge is cooler than garbage
RoodKontjeAapje
That biologically makes more sense than a living man-made object like a garbage bag.
AndyLoc
Yeah but then he turns into Muk
Lvl28Larvitar
Larger sentient sludge with a meaner face
rizion
kum
TheCrustyMustard
So it goes from sentient sludge to SUPER sentient sludge.
GingerLaird
Grimer is the equivalent of landfill runoff, Muk is a barrel of toxic waste from a nuclear facility with poor safetey standards.
AndyLoc
Super is a strong word
TheCrustyMustard
Competitively speaking, he's actually pretty good.
DerlockeMolmes
A fucking floating keychain....fuck you guys and your Japanese version of everything call of duty.
Spiralhaze
The keys aren't part of that pokemon. Just sayin'.
TheCrustyMustard
A snake. Literally just a snake. With its name being "snake" backwards.
Mistruths
Or the belief that fairies steal small objects, *like keys*.
chbarts
The Japanese version of Call of Duty is Bataan Death March. Kill as many POWs as you can.
areallycreativeusername
The magnet with an eye that evolves into three magnets with eyes
chrisjfinlay
A bunch of eggs.
Spiralhaze
Thats genn1 in a nutshell. Need and evolution? Just have three of the thing. Dugtrio. Magneton Dodrio
RedPandasandDepression
Atleast DoDUO made somewhat sense evolving into Dod(t)rio.
tzxAzrael
looks pretty typical to me.
WhiteCollarOfficeJobs
Every generation has good and bad. Plus, fuck you, Trubbish is cute.
Trunkmonkay
Hey hate to break it to you, pokemon design has always been trash
PelicanOfDeath
Trubbish is cute as heck and has a variety of support moves. Did you actually play BW or are you just rude?
Buckbeak1486
KaratsukiNumemon is cuter than trubbish
g1161
On the other hand, I've tried to think up new pokemon, and I have no clue how they got to 200, let alone 700.
MyOwnWorstFriend
It's up to 802 now, I believe.
dmil103
Fuck you, Trubbish is cute.
HalloIamherenow
I think he's just making a pun, and not actually badmouthing trubbish
TeamRocketHR
Making a comment just to hate on Nosepass and Probopass.
Farted
Klefki :/
epsiloncrow
Because Seel was so much better http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/059687/images/blackwhite/pokemans_086.gif
TheSwedishCryptid
Rattata is a rat... Ekans is a snake, arbok is another snake but a king cobra. Farfetch'd is a duck with a leak. Pidgy is a pidgeon.
RoodKontjeAapje
At least ratata, ekans and arbok have something cartoony to them instead of some latest gen pokemon that literally look like pet dogs.
ferocat
Ekans is literally snake backwards and Arbok is cobra spelled with a k. I was a sad dyslexic child when I realised that!
RobertNAdams
Probably should put a cork in that poor ol' Farfetch'd.
CapsShield
WHAT IS MUK?
TheSwedishCryptid
Muk is sentient sludge.
CapsShield
but muk spelled backwards is....
Antities
Rotom is a dishwasher ffs!
MadMontyMN
No, Rotom-Wash is. Smh
CapsShield
I prefer rotom refrigerator but
Faukner
He never said this.
rushingnothing
Probably not. But I can guarantee it's happened.
Jocktopus
But I bet he's thinking it
capngoat
It's from a parody Facebook and the quote is from Dec. 27th 2012 https://www.facebook.com/tajirisan/posts/10151169915960598
TolstoyTheFox
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/mshckd.gif
commentsAndNothingElse
Thank you captain obvious.
yourmomisminenow
naturally, I mean the guy's japanese, those guys are masters of PR by default.
Faukner
Most of them are too humble to say stuff like this.
Unpurchased
Nintendo has terrible PR, they chose to strangle production rather than make a Switch for everyone who wanted one.
vilikke
That's just cynical business practice. Has nothing to do with PR.
TheBigBadBonerBiter
He's probably thought it multiple times.
Iamtheknock
Just make the MMO already end my life
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
"jUsT mAkE tHe MmO aLrEaDy EnD mY LiFe" -Satoshi Tahiti
VrryBurntpork
Please no.
Tezza48
Pokemon Go? Was a massive Multiplayer online game
heyyouwantatoothpick
I'm a girl. But I want to get into gaming. What's an mmo?
GanjaSoldier
There are lots of great games out there. I think you should start with Portal, my girlfriend and my sister like that one a lot.
GanjaSoldier
MMO stands for "Massive Multiplayer Online". World of Warcraft is a MMO for example.
emsorchdork
Star Wars the old republic is a great mmo, and is fairly balanced to men and women
NairouTryyshokk
Step one is stop thinking that gender has anything to do with gaming, at all. I know girls that love shooters and guys that love hunnypop...
Matryoshka524
Want hunnypop marketed towards men..? Isn't it full of tits?
SolarFlora
Aren't guys Huniepop's target audience?
IRatetits
Isn't hunnypop one of those terribly cringey dating sims?
Dextream
Yup
HecticHero
An anime girl match 3. So yes.
SpecialProjectY
Meny Men Online
PolarHailStorm
As a player of FFXIV with 1,500 hours playtime, yeah. It's life ending.
Iamtheknock
I dipped around Alexander raid, looked bland and boring.. after going after Bahamut nothing could compare to that experience I think
PolarHailStorm
Omega interests me. Nero is fucking hilarious.
mirky432
Currently farming Deltascape during 10 minute breaks for every 50 minutes of studying for med school. Amen to that.
PolarHailStorm
Savage?
mirky432
Hell naw. I only hit 70 a week and a half ago and I'm mostly a solo player.
gorillaClutch
Fuck mmos I just want co-op
Draquez1
fuck moms i just want coops
Apalapan
Until then, you can play PokeXGames.
SteerpikeSteerpike
A little punctuation would really help this sentence.
jennym123
I agree with what Tahiti says but FFS it's been over 20 years. Why dont we have a Pokemon MMO?? That's basically printing money.
rshini
because MMOs are expensive to maintain and Nintendo's core crowd aren't as included to go for Subscriptions
rshini
*Inclined
pancreas
(2)note, when I say 'lame college kids,' i mean the type who stand in line for multiple hours for shitty mcdonalds sauce.
pancreas
A)Nintendo's core crows are lame college+ kids these days. They have money to blow. B)F2P games make comparable income to sub based games
VrryBurntpork
Online wasn't even a thing on Nintendo handhelds until DS, and it still isn't robust enough for an MMO. It's also a huge risk (1/$3.50)
VrryBurntpork
Since it means likely going 5+ years without making a new game for a company that relies almost entirely on Pokemon for revenue. (2/42)
VrryBurntpork
It would work for sure if they put it on PC, but Nintendo owns the trademark and 1/3rd of the IP, so that ain't happening. (3/0)
VrryBurntpork
Game Freak can make PC games if they want and find a publisher of course, but not for Pokemon since they only own 1/3rd. (4/yes)
DaveontheRock
The issue is that an MMO would actually hurt them sales wise since they aren't releasing a $60 title yearly and the market hates sub fees.
AlwaysOP
"yearly"
PiggyWobbles
well I'm pretty sure if they actually put time/effort into pokemon GO they'd have racked in WoW money - much more than traditional releases
registeredtoproveimawesome
Id pay monthly like for World of Warcraft for a good pokemon mmo.
Gmodude
Maybe just paid expansions so far after the new gen comes out
blairmichod
I would gladly pay $15 a month for POKEMON THE FUCKING MMO.
Raziel420
HA, start off with just Kanto and add a new region for $60 every year, Or just microtrans pokeballs and make it free.
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
if we stopped buying the bullshit they released, we would actually get real content.
WhiteCollarOfficeJobs
They'll change their content when people stop buying their content, which only happens when they stop making good content.
FogPanda
The target audience isn't in their 30s or 20s. It's children. Get that fact and move on.
Shepsus
I respect you saying "we". But we are getting content. GameFreak isn't an MMO developer. I thought the last game was decent. 1/2
Shepsus
2/2 and I decided to be lazy and not continue my rant.
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
My statement wasn't so much about GameFreak, as it was about game developers in general, if we keep buying their shameless money-grabs, (1/2
TristonCarter
There is an mmo currently being made, but it's not from Nintendo. it is very playable and has the Kanto and Hoenn region. Its called PokeMMO
pipicacaboudin
.
lncorrectGrammerNazi
.
JupiterMiningCorpRep
They added Hoen... Oh boy!
ImInMyElemeeeent
.
PmMeGifsForSauce
You're my hero!
charmander222
.
Butane9000
Hrm
DetectiveSloth
Eh.... It was fun for a couple weeks but the multiplayer aspects of it really aren't that developed.
EqyliQ
.
CapableTrash
.
cybernoodle
Nintendo will shut it down one day. There was Pokemon planet, was thw best of the best for YEARS, nintendo caught wind and shut it down in a
cybernoodle
Week. Don't out your time into a non Nintendo mmo just cause you will lose all your gameplay in an instant one random day
DotSlashNatalie
I really don't understand this. Zelda Classic has been out for at least a decade with no special permission from Nintendo.
NorwegianSheepknuller
Still up
twstanl
.
Leeloothedog
Not worth it. Trash economy. And the developers are giant dick bag thieves. They screwed me out of a donation I made towards an in game item
goldensky
DON'T TALK ABOUT IT OR IT'LL GET SHUT DOWN.
pancreas
Should be called PokeMMOn
Iliketobuttermyselfupandslidearoundontiledfloors
.
Dig3X
.
SledTed
.