Sep 11, 2014 10:30 AM
precioushex
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howisbabbyformed
journalist - ok, if you dont i will!!!
skios
Based on the logo in the corner and the bilingual text on the awnings: It's a Dutch TV show airing a clip from a Belgian interview.
EnigmaNL
Dutch talk show airing a clip from a Dutch interview from a Dutch tv show about drugs and sex.
Eh, I'll take your word for it. Dutch subtitles and Boulangerie/Bakker on the awnings made me think it was probably Flemmish.
IScratchUntilIHaveNoSkinLeft
Are there really women who don't swallow? I feel like the struggle these days is getting them down there in the first place.
WatashiNanashi
Wincest
yabnana
TIL imgurians don't mind incest... but they mind selfies... my "wtf imgurians" list continues to grow.
adean8318
As a college kid who lives with her older brother, I can relate to this
commanderding
she didnt say no......
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
Glittershart
Well?????
flerpityflerp
Giggity...
babysarmholdinganapple
3 choices. Spit, swallow or save?
swinglinered
Facial
TickleMeFlymo
The Dutch are my fetish
Messina
/purr
Ayham111
Oh how I love the dutch.
Cthulhukitten
Peersonally the dutch are one of two things I absolutely cannot stand.
You people's reflexes aren't fast enough.
WE LOVE YOU TOO! <3
CabooseTheVehicleDestroyer
I would send you a thank you cake but I don't think it would get past customs. That and I would have eaten the cake.
Obnoxious
Thanks, we love you too.
ThisUserNameRocksBecauseILikeRocks
ty ty ty
toolazytomakeanusername
Thanks! :3
FunkyCake
ty ty<3
TheSaucyCrumpet
I could have guessed you were Dutch just from your username tbh.
Lol. Why's that? My username ain't smokeweedwhileridingbicycleholdingtulipsnexttothewindmillonmywoodenshoes ?
RealDonaldTrump
What the fuck kind of interview are they doing?
Contra3IsTheHardestGameEver
The best kind.
GepanzerterPenner
They are asking people if they swallow.
DasBeardius
It's a TV show about the taboo subjects of sex and drugs: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spuiten_en_Slikken
corstar
the hottest kind of interview and question.
MrBurd
Tv programme on sex and drugs.
IonlyCameBecauseIHeardThereWasCake
It's an oral interview.
ninjagaidensigma
coverdale
so....yes or no?
MrMayberry
wow.
RepublicofTexa
obviously yes then, the DNA is compatiable.
whywait
wow...
indeed
ImLukeSkywalkerImHereToRescueYou
A Lannister always pays her debts?
inugod
http://31.media.tumblr.com/b86b9998ba0c0a2d7a58d53aef88d0b7/tumblr_mfj7znXMlH1rek337o1_500.gif
ssj3icecap
The question mark is what really made this statement shine.
BigBoyQ
OUIIJMGUIITPS
loaded!
ouch
bigyahoo
This is the important question.
it's a decent question
mashdots
Well, it was the only question.
InboxMeYourGermanShepherds
Thank god I wasn't the only one to think this...
you're welcome (God)
DorthLous
http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/27400000/Mulan-s-war-face-disney-princess-27453028-500-281.jpg
NoughtPointOneFour
thegriffin88
I wasn't expecting that. I should have been but, welp.
iHaveDoneNothingButTeleportBreadFor3Days
There it is.
GLORYTOHYPNOTOAD
perfectly executed gif, sir or madam
MikeHawkisBig
yomamaisonfier
Good job, you bastard +1
twerkintrav
Accurate username
BigDaneYo
I like you.
RocksWorld
At first I down voted you for posting same .gif, then I saw the name. +1 good sir
Vanahana
Its horrifying how often this gif can be used.
ObeseMorese
Hahaha. Comment of the day.
GuyWhoMightSayQue
he has some very nice hair in the first couple of seasons
I want to fluff it. Then wash my hands because he's still a fucking weirdo.
Jamie Lannister be like...what the problem is?
creepwood
possibly medieval hygine, but who am I to judge....
acecase2D
vid sauce?
moore6195
Who asks that kind of question anyway?
A program called "spuiten of slikken". It's a show that tackles all taboos about sex and drugs. They interview, try things out, etc.
conradfr
So, all taboos about sex except incest.
haha! Maybe if the girl said: thats my brother, but yes, his, I do. They woulda done a show about it?
Zavec
Try things out?
Certain drugs under supervision of doctors. Happy pills and what not. One of the show hosts tried out bdsm stuff, etc. I honestly dont 1/2
watch it much though. sometimes they have nice informative/documentary like segments. 2/2
Answer the damn question.
curiouslyspecific
Interestingly enough that gif had me waiting for the second phrase
onlythebestusernameever
Is that Ted from the Mary Tyler Moore show?
Babboos
Yes, Ted Knight.
That show is golden.
arc1o1
For some reason this gif really makes my blood boil
SpaztasticTheDiabolical
It's from Caddyshack and that character makes everyone's blood boil.
For some reason I thought it was from Happy Gilmore, thank you!
rchrdh05
I'll take that as a maybe
KinkyDinkyWinky
SPUITEN EN SLIKKEN!
UseTheBoost
It's not incest if you spit it out.
tarataqa
It's not incest if you're feltching it.
sebastianthelobster
Ma'am you haven't answered the question
Pseudodraconian
it isn't Alabama
no, it's worse, it's Holland
DarkCrawler901
Ma'am what are you hiding
BeardKhan
Don't stop.
stevetehpirate
Permission to treat the witness as hostile.
ChefG0ldblum
Answer the question, Stephen
Katmas
OLAN!!
Candymostdandy
Seriously, who doesn't swallow?
LordChewie
Women who have been wifed.
Improbablythatguy
You the real MVP!
so...how u doin'?
SteffersAzali
seriously. swallowing is the least gross way to get it out of your mouth the quickest.
ThatsJustNasty
My ex.
ChytryLisak
That's why she is ex?
toneman238
Apomelasma
*standing ovation*
okbluejays
Easiest clean up. Depending where we are, I'll swallow after sex (don't want it holed up in my vagina for later)
Seriously, have you ever had a bad BJ?
brindolyn
Vegans
darxide
Everyone I've ever been with except my current girlfriend.
FeversAndMirrors
A lot of people. And that's just fine.
Jrex42
...not all jizz tastes the same. My ex's tasted rancid.
igotyoback
Depends on their diet. My FBs used to taste shite but then he ate healthier and started working out. Now it's pretty decent
missing7
People don't use that word enough. Rancid. Rolls off the tongue.
IAmTheHaHa
Well hello there ;-) lol
hailthefish
People who don't want to. Why the fuck does it even matter?
TheSara
I'll swallow if you want me to throw up all over your junk. I've been told I give great BJs, but please, just jizz on my tits or face.
KFizzle
Fan club applicant.
afriendofmine
So what you're saying is you're waiting for that prince-charming whose fetish is to have his junk all thrown upon?
angelblue91
I second this. Not in the mouth or any other facial orifice.
jimicos
*sigh* Ok.
myfriendsdontthinkimfunny
honesty is always classy
theFowlness
If you insist
How to get a full inbox
KeatonTS
that can be arranged
jumpoff69
*How to get a mouthful
People say this a lot but tbh with some of the racier things I've said, I've never gotten a PM over it.
Personaly I dont do that because I see it as unrealistic to "get" a girl that way. I dont even know where you live so...
ShamnusMcfee
Whoever told you you give great BJs was lying.
I guess you'll never know. ✌
chibbity
It would be nice if there were actually some sort of way to judge the quality, but who's ever going to say that you give a bad one?
buitoni
I've never enjoyed the times ive been blown, guess they were just bad at it
I'd be willing to guess you didn't /tell/ them they were bad, though.
lily10110
... I don't...
OneOfThoseNewFangledUserNames
You don't swallow your brother's sperm? That's hopefully because you are not giving your brother oral sex! JOKES PEOPLE!
Boo.
Adiktedgottaregisternow
Me neither, and I don't want cum on my face either. Yeah, I'm old fashioned like that.
What happens with it then?
It gets lost into the atmosphere ! Or on the guy's stomach ?
I wouldn't know what to do with it if I didn't swallow
[deleted]
StrangeFeelingsInMe
Really relentless use of that on this thread, +3
The only thing I can think of is to snowball it back to him.
cinderelladressedinyella
It doesn't even have an aftertaste. Just deal with it.
TransverseHomoclinicPoint
Had girls tell me to let them know when i'm about to cum so they can get their face out of the way, cus they don't want it in their mouth
bentwrenches
Had a hooker tell me "Just don't get it in my" SPLOOSH "Hair. Oh well" Yes, an actual prostitute.
What a bunch of pussies.
Nah, just inexperienced.
hsalceht
took me a bit to realize the blur was a logo not something that was on her head and slowly escaping
digitalreaper
Taught it was JLAW from the thumbnail!
SmashingChap
I did too
Flashproxy
nah she had clothes on
EarthmanDan
I taught I taw a JLaw!
HotNSpicyColdNIcy
:D
StarmanUltra
I thought it was her until I read your comment...
theauntjemima
wait thats not jennifer lawrence?
camtheman92
I thought it was Judy Law too!
LizardDrainer
Well we know the answer there
HillsLikeQuietRelevance
DontCare.gif?
guzzball
We do?
FrederickMagnesium
The Fappening brought up to light a bunch of answers such as: Does JLaw swallow?
Pretty sure it didn't provide any answers to that specific question.
pretty sure you didn't went through the whole thing
grishnakah
.... *squints* .... I'm not seeing it.
TimeWoundsAllHeels
Are you Irish? Irish people say thought like taught
Yep
LausDeo
I thought the guy was Martin Freeman.
Fallowblade
Jude Law?
HughLaurie
I'm sure plenty of women would swallow Jude Law's sperm.
PatoyKiki
it doesn't look like Jude Law at all!!
*Tot
jakkejakke22
rayozel
I don't get it :/
densoloco
that looks way too much like a cup.
evil66gurl
Thanks for the chuckle
MotherOfFlagons
tupacshomie
I couldn't figure out why you posted a mug at first...
Erilis
I thought it was a tissue box to clean up the orgasmic fluids.
Imguhr
Brilliant
JaccoW
Answer from the interviewer herself:
Stadix
IAmASprinkler
She looks like Billie Piper
MrRight
That always seems so dangerous to me, What if the banana breaks? Its better to just practice on the real thing IMO.
CompletelyInappropriateAndNotSorry
I don't know. What if the real thing breaks?
Then you have bigger problems...
rikay
She's not the interviewer, but she presented the show l... Terwijl ik dit typ realiseer ik dat Jacco erg NL klinkt en je dit allang weet :/
PuppiesStartedEveryWar
kankertyfus
ff dimmen jij
ken27238
Did you have a stroke half way through?
lxh039
Hergenty flergenty herwigji gerpterflugenblugen. Jajajajajajajaj!
Klopt helemaal, maar het paste zo mooi in het plaatje :P
Ik wou je nog wijzen op het feit dat ze in de playboy gestaan heeft haha!
Ik denk dat veel mensen je erg dankbaar zijn als je er naar linkt ;)
And source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqdu9Hy6JIU
TheRealGingerBreadMan
Science
AstroTalon
I always thought she was getting deep throated by someone in a bigfoot costume o.o
bearhill2
God's work.
dudeface
yep
imgurwhatnonsenseisthis
To the bad comments!
Sturmfeuer
THERE ARE NONE!! O_O I looked. Something has gone wrong..
what is going on here!
What do we do now? I feel so lost without the bad comments to cling on to.
sigh... i have no answers either
I'll probably just go to sleep now and pretend this never happened.
howisbabbyformed
journalist - ok, if you dont i will!!!
skios
Based on the logo in the corner and the bilingual text on the awnings: It's a Dutch TV show airing a clip from a Belgian interview.
EnigmaNL
Dutch talk show airing a clip from a Dutch interview from a Dutch tv show about drugs and sex.
skios
Eh, I'll take your word for it. Dutch subtitles and Boulangerie/Bakker on the awnings made me think it was probably Flemmish.
IScratchUntilIHaveNoSkinLeft
Are there really women who don't swallow? I feel like the struggle these days is getting them down there in the first place.
WatashiNanashi
Wincest
yabnana
TIL imgurians don't mind incest... but they mind selfies... my "wtf imgurians" list continues to grow.
adean8318
As a college kid who lives with her older brother, I can relate to this
commanderding
she didnt say no......
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
Glittershart
Well?????
flerpityflerp
Giggity...
babysarmholdinganapple
3 choices. Spit, swallow or save?
swinglinered
Facial
TickleMeFlymo
The Dutch are my fetish
Messina
/purr
Ayham111
Oh how I love the dutch.
Cthulhukitten
Peersonally the dutch are one of two things I absolutely cannot stand.
Cthulhukitten
You people's reflexes aren't fast enough.
Messina
WE LOVE YOU TOO! <3
CabooseTheVehicleDestroyer
I would send you a thank you cake but I don't think it would get past customs. That and I would have eaten the cake.
Obnoxious
Thanks, we love you too.
ThisUserNameRocksBecauseILikeRocks
ty ty ty
toolazytomakeanusername
Thanks! :3
FunkyCake
ty ty<3
TheSaucyCrumpet
I could have guessed you were Dutch just from your username tbh.
FunkyCake
Lol. Why's that? My username ain't smokeweedwhileridingbicycleholdingtulipsnexttothewindmillonmywoodenshoes ?
RealDonaldTrump
What the fuck kind of interview are they doing?
Contra3IsTheHardestGameEver
The best kind.
GepanzerterPenner
They are asking people if they swallow.
DasBeardius
It's a TV show about the taboo subjects of sex and drugs: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spuiten_en_Slikken
corstar
the hottest kind of interview and question.
MrBurd
Tv programme on sex and drugs.
corstar
the hottest kind of interview and question.
IonlyCameBecauseIHeardThereWasCake
It's an oral interview.
ninjagaidensigma
coverdale
so....yes or no?
MrMayberry
wow.
RepublicofTexa
obviously yes then, the DNA is compatiable.
whywait
wow...
coverdale
indeed
ImLukeSkywalkerImHereToRescueYou
A Lannister always pays her debts?
inugod
http://31.media.tumblr.com/b86b9998ba0c0a2d7a58d53aef88d0b7/tumblr_mfj7znXMlH1rek337o1_500.gif
ssj3icecap
The question mark is what really made this statement shine.
BigBoyQ
OUIIJMGUIITPS
loaded!
coverdale
ouch
bigyahoo
This is the important question.
coverdale
it's a decent question
mashdots
Well, it was the only question.
InboxMeYourGermanShepherds
Thank god I wasn't the only one to think this...
coverdale
you're welcome (God)
DorthLous
http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/27400000/Mulan-s-war-face-disney-princess-27453028-500-281.jpg
NoughtPointOneFour
http://31.media.tumblr.com/b86b9998ba0c0a2d7a58d53aef88d0b7/tumblr_mfj7znXMlH1rek337o1_500.gif
thegriffin88
I wasn't expecting that. I should have been but, welp.
iHaveDoneNothingButTeleportBreadFor3Days
There it is.
GLORYTOHYPNOTOAD
perfectly executed gif, sir or madam
MikeHawkisBig
yomamaisonfier
Good job, you bastard +1
twerkintrav
Accurate username
BigDaneYo
I like you.
RocksWorld
At first I down voted you for posting same .gif, then I saw the name. +1 good sir
Vanahana
Its horrifying how often this gif can be used.
ObeseMorese
Hahaha. Comment of the day.
GuyWhoMightSayQue
he has some very nice hair in the first couple of seasons
thegriffin88
I want to fluff it. Then wash my hands because he's still a fucking weirdo.
ImLukeSkywalkerImHereToRescueYou
Jamie Lannister be like...what the problem is?
creepwood
possibly medieval hygine, but who am I to judge....
acecase2D
vid sauce?
moore6195
Who asks that kind of question anyway?
FunkyCake
A program called "spuiten of slikken". It's a show that tackles all taboos about sex and drugs. They interview, try things out, etc.
conradfr
So, all taboos about sex except incest.
FunkyCake
haha! Maybe if the girl said: thats my brother, but yes, his, I do. They woulda done a show about it?
Zavec
Try things out?
FunkyCake
Certain drugs under supervision of doctors. Happy pills and what not. One of the show hosts tried out bdsm stuff, etc. I honestly dont 1/2
FunkyCake
watch it much though. sometimes they have nice informative/documentary like segments. 2/2
precioushex
curiouslyspecific
Interestingly enough that gif had me waiting for the second phrase
onlythebestusernameever
Is that Ted from the Mary Tyler Moore show?
Babboos
Yes, Ted Knight.
onlythebestusernameever
That show is golden.
arc1o1
For some reason this gif really makes my blood boil
SpaztasticTheDiabolical
It's from Caddyshack and that character makes everyone's blood boil.
arc1o1
For some reason I thought it was from Happy Gilmore, thank you!
rchrdh05
I'll take that as a maybe
KinkyDinkyWinky
SPUITEN EN SLIKKEN!
UseTheBoost
It's not incest if you spit it out.
tarataqa
It's not incest if you're feltching it.
sebastianthelobster
Ma'am you haven't answered the question
Pseudodraconian
it isn't Alabama
coverdale
no, it's worse, it's Holland
DarkCrawler901
Ma'am what are you hiding
BeardKhan
Don't stop.
stevetehpirate
Permission to treat the witness as hostile.
ChefG0ldblum
Answer the question, Stephen
Katmas
OLAN!!
Candymostdandy
Seriously, who doesn't swallow?
LordChewie
Women who have been wifed.
Improbablythatguy
You the real MVP!
coverdale
so...how u doin'?
SteffersAzali
seriously. swallowing is the least gross way to get it out of your mouth the quickest.
ThatsJustNasty
My ex.
ChytryLisak
That's why she is ex?
toneman238
Apomelasma
*standing ovation*
okbluejays
Easiest clean up. Depending where we are, I'll swallow after sex (don't want it holed up in my vagina for later)
Candymostdandy
Seriously, have you ever had a bad BJ?
brindolyn
Vegans
darxide
Everyone I've ever been with except my current girlfriend.
FeversAndMirrors
A lot of people. And that's just fine.
Jrex42
...not all jizz tastes the same. My ex's tasted rancid.
igotyoback
Depends on their diet. My FBs used to taste shite but then he ate healthier and started working out. Now it's pretty decent
missing7
People don't use that word enough. Rancid. Rolls off the tongue.
IAmTheHaHa
Well hello there ;-) lol
hailthefish
People who don't want to. Why the fuck does it even matter?
TheSara
I'll swallow if you want me to throw up all over your junk. I've been told I give great BJs, but please, just jizz on my tits or face.
KFizzle
Fan club applicant.
afriendofmine
So what you're saying is you're waiting for that prince-charming whose fetish is to have his junk all thrown upon?
angelblue91
I second this. Not in the mouth or any other facial orifice.
jimicos
*sigh* Ok.
myfriendsdontthinkimfunny
honesty is always classy
theFowlness
If you insist
GepanzerterPenner
How to get a full inbox
KeatonTS
that can be arranged
jumpoff69
*How to get a mouthful
TheSara
People say this a lot but tbh with some of the racier things I've said, I've never gotten a PM over it.
GepanzerterPenner
Personaly I dont do that because I see it as unrealistic to "get" a girl that way. I dont even know where you live so...
ShamnusMcfee
Whoever told you you give great BJs was lying.
TheSara
I guess you'll never know. ✌
chibbity
It would be nice if there were actually some sort of way to judge the quality, but who's ever going to say that you give a bad one?
buitoni
I've never enjoyed the times ive been blown, guess they were just bad at it
chibbity
I'd be willing to guess you didn't /tell/ them they were bad, though.
lily10110
... I don't...
OneOfThoseNewFangledUserNames
You don't swallow your brother's sperm? That's hopefully because you are not giving your brother oral sex! JOKES PEOPLE!
jimicos
Boo.
Adiktedgottaregisternow
Me neither, and I don't want cum on my face either. Yeah, I'm old fashioned like that.
igotyoback
What happens with it then?
Adiktedgottaregisternow
It gets lost into the atmosphere ! Or on the guy's stomach ?
igotyoback
I wouldn't know what to do with it if I didn't swallow
[deleted]
[deleted]
StrangeFeelingsInMe
Really relentless use of that on this thread, +3
Candymostdandy
The only thing I can think of is to snowball it back to him.
cinderelladressedinyella
It doesn't even have an aftertaste. Just deal with it.
TransverseHomoclinicPoint
Had girls tell me to let them know when i'm about to cum so they can get their face out of the way, cus they don't want it in their mouth
bentwrenches
Had a hooker tell me "Just don't get it in my" SPLOOSH "Hair. Oh well" Yes, an actual prostitute.
Candymostdandy
What a bunch of pussies.
TransverseHomoclinicPoint
Nah, just inexperienced.
hsalceht
took me a bit to realize the blur was a logo not something that was on her head and slowly escaping
digitalreaper
Taught it was JLAW from the thumbnail!
SmashingChap
I did too
Flashproxy
nah she had clothes on
EarthmanDan
I taught I taw a JLaw!
HotNSpicyColdNIcy
:D
StarmanUltra
I thought it was her until I read your comment...
theauntjemima
wait thats not jennifer lawrence?
camtheman92
I thought it was Judy Law too!
LizardDrainer
Well we know the answer there
HillsLikeQuietRelevance
DontCare.gif?
guzzball
We do?
FrederickMagnesium
The Fappening brought up to light a bunch of answers such as: Does JLaw swallow?
guzzball
Pretty sure it didn't provide any answers to that specific question.
FrederickMagnesium
pretty sure you didn't went through the whole thing
grishnakah
.... *squints* .... I'm not seeing it.
TimeWoundsAllHeels
Are you Irish? Irish people say thought like taught
digitalreaper
Yep
LausDeo
I thought the guy was Martin Freeman.
Fallowblade
Jude Law?
HughLaurie
I'm sure plenty of women would swallow Jude Law's sperm.
PatoyKiki
it doesn't look like Jude Law at all!!
tarataqa
*Tot
jakkejakke22
rayozel
I don't get it :/
densoloco
that looks way too much like a cup.
evil66gurl
Thanks for the chuckle
MotherOfFlagons
tupacshomie
I couldn't figure out why you posted a mug at first...
Erilis
I thought it was a tissue box to clean up the orgasmic fluids.
Imguhr
Brilliant
JaccoW
Answer from the interviewer herself:
Stadix
IAmASprinkler
She looks like Billie Piper
MrRight
That always seems so dangerous to me, What if the banana breaks? Its better to just practice on the real thing IMO.
CompletelyInappropriateAndNotSorry
I don't know. What if the real thing breaks?
MrRight
Then you have bigger problems...
rikay
She's not the interviewer, but she presented the show l... Terwijl ik dit typ realiseer ik dat Jacco erg NL klinkt en je dit allang weet :/
PuppiesStartedEveryWar
kankertyfus
rikay
ff dimmen jij
ken27238
Did you have a stroke half way through?
lxh039
Hergenty flergenty herwigji gerpterflugenblugen. Jajajajajajajaj!
JaccoW
Klopt helemaal, maar het paste zo mooi in het plaatje :P
rikay
Ik wou je nog wijzen op het feit dat ze in de playboy gestaan heeft haha!
JaccoW
Ik denk dat veel mensen je erg dankbaar zijn als je er naar linkt ;)
JaccoW
And source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqdu9Hy6JIU
TheRealGingerBreadMan
Science
AstroTalon
I always thought she was getting deep throated by someone in a bigfoot costume o.o
bearhill2
God's work.
dudeface
yep
imgurwhatnonsenseisthis
To the bad comments!
Sturmfeuer
THERE ARE NONE!! O_O I looked. Something has gone wrong..
imgurwhatnonsenseisthis
what is going on here!
Sturmfeuer
What do we do now? I feel so lost without the bad comments to cling on to.
imgurwhatnonsenseisthis
sigh... i have no answers either
Sturmfeuer
I'll probably just go to sleep now and pretend this never happened.