Jrex42

33800 pts · June 21, 2014


Ummm... I have two cats. I decorate cakes for a living. I am really good at drawing, but I'm lazy, so it doesn't happen very often. I am an INTP. I can lick my elbow. I fucking love Harry Potter. I used to eat glue in grade school to impress the other kids. They were not impressed. I remember just enough German from high school to tell someone that I can't speak German very well...and maybe swear a little bit. I always upvote Calvin and Hobbes... unless it's one of those stupid ripoff strips about Calvin's future. Watterson does not approve! I dislike most poetry. I don't really care for chocolate. I don't know why I'm still typing. Who the hell am I writing this for? Here are some book recommendations: Gone With the Wind, Flowers for Algernon, Lies My Teacher Told Me, and Mistakes Were Made (But Not By Me).

Made a modeling chocolate cat for my niece’s birthday cake

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Hahaha little does she know...

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I made a cat cake for my cat-loving niece!

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For my dinosaur-obsessed niece!

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Sea Lion Tricks

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Gotta keep the average down, I guess

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Cake Dump for My Cake Day

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It's my cake day!!! So I'm sharing some of the coolest cakes I've made

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MRW people say Obama banned immigrants just like Trump did

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Onion articles taken seriously

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There's Never Enough Time...But I'll Make Time for Calvin and Hobbes :)

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MRW my bigoted boss tells me a horrible joke, but I need that holiday bonus

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MRW we’re watching the Superb Owl and my friend’s dad randomly says that Muslims are taking over the country

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Spending quality Imgur time with my kitty cat!

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Silent Rage Llama

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Come on people, Reed your history!!!

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MRW I get rejected for a credit card because "You have an insufficient number of credit cards."

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MRW My mom opened a present that said, "Guess who's having a baby?" and my family turns and looks at me.

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