One does not simply rescue Matt Damon from Mars

Feb 2, 2016 6:55 PM

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Form a literary perspective, Sean Bean still died.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm not normally someone that says stuff like this about movies but... READ. THE. BOOK. It's fucking hilarious and the movie left a lot out.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I just realize that the whole reason why Sean Bean is in this movie.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Jesus, NONE of you got laid in high school." I think is what she said in the book, afterwards.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kristen Wigg is such a babe.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

De-story the ring! Nothing to read here!

10 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 0

thanks Obamer

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

FFS I checked and double checked. I'm a muppet

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

One of the things I loved about this movie: there wasn't any antagonist. Usually these types of movies would have the PR lady as the villain

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

From the comercials i thought the head NASA guy was gonna be the bad gut

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mars is the antagonist

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

yeah screw mars

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"So none of you got laid in high school?"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago (deleted Jun 26, 2016 3:46 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

The book however, was candy for my mechanical engineering brain.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I HATED the book. HATED. Probably won't see it.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

great movie

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can't remember him dying in the book..

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

He kills his nasa career, does that count?

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I guess, it will have to do.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Look, boobs!!! (.)(.)

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 4

It's been seven days since i ran out of ketchup

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Watch what you say, the entire world is reading this" - "Look, boobs! (.Y.)". Next to the aquaman part, it's my favorite part of the book.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

How DOES aquaman control whales?! They're mammals!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"He thinks we left him there...wonder what he's thinking right now"

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"fastest man in the history of space travel" I do like the way it sounds... I mean, I like it a lot. I'm not gonna tell them that.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Destory .... DES TO RY

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yea...b/c other OPs never make typos. #amiryte

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

or... L. Ron Hubbard

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was the random picture necessary? Eh, I'll take it! DONGLOVER!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dank

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aw. Missed the best part: when the other guy was like "if this is the council of Elrond, I get to be Glorfindel."

10 years ago | Likes 190 Dislikes 1

I hate you all.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

everyone forgets how awesome he was

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most believable part of the movie. Because OF COURSE a bunch of NASA employees are Tolkien nerds.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Apart from the bit where nasa got funded sufficiently to go to Mars and the martian wind being 10x stronger than it should, whats up with it

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was so hoping Sean Bean would say "I suppose I get to be Boromir", but it never happened.

10 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 0

I was seriously upset when it didn't.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Would have been too obvious, no?

10 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

I still would have been laughing, so...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, but I would have giggled regardless.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I was hoping that too.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Sorry mate, I'll have words with the management

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN WHAT?!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I came across this post as I was watching this very scene

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The book is amazing but the fact that Sean Bean is in this scene makes this amazing too :D

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I laughed at this for an unnecessarily long time at this because of him.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this is from?

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Alien: ressurection

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well done.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Martian

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

The Martian (with Matt Damon), good film. Though, I hope Leo gets the Oscar.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

OH MY GOD. YOU DONT KNOW YET. I am sooooooo excited for you. First- watch the film, then read the book!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

oh an its called The Martian by Andy Weir

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Sean Bean knows.

10 years ago | Likes 692 Dislikes 0

I think they cased him just for that

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Sean Bean has been seen there.

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Sean Bean there done that

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sean bean been seen

10 years ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 0

Shawn Bon got gone a ton. Like he died a lot. Shut up, you don't know my life.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

No! Sean Bean understands

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

sheen bean

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sheen Bean

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...I don't know how that never clicked. I've seen it like, 5 times.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Sean bean been!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is so meta, I love it.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Oh bloody hell. Here, someone take my Geek Card. It took me way to long to get this reference.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Seen been

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

WAIT!!! I just realized he didn't die.

10 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

His career did

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Not in the book. He was basically like, you have to take credit for it now, so screw you.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I actually quite enjoy him in Legends on TNT

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I watched this movie last night. Good show, good book. The Martian.

10 years ago | Likes 224 Dislikes 0

My parents watched it last night... Mom? Dad?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Too bad the science is for shit.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

And Sean Bean didn't die! I expected him to get a heart attack or something

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

At the end of the movie, he's just somehow stuck on Mars.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

It was so much more funnier then I expected it to be! :) Even though it's a quite sad subject, being alone on Mars

10 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

the book is even funnier. He starts out by saying "Well, I'm pretty much fucked." and it's impossible to put down after that.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Most romance novels take a lot longer to get to that part.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The book has even more jokes

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

The literal first line of the book is "I'm pretty much fucked" followed by "that's my considered opinion. Fucked"

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's out on DVD already?!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kristen Wiig looked really good in this movie. She's got a great body! Yes I know she's done nudity and I've already seen it.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Naked pictures? Ugh. Disgusting! How could she let naked pictures be posted to, what site did you say it was again?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Google images. She shows her mighty beaver too.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hate to be that guy, but the book was so much better. The audiobook was pretty darn good as well

10 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 10

Honestly, i thought the movie was better. IMHO the book felt very amateurish.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

I have to admit I agree. Finished the book yesterday. There's a lot of word repetition, but I liked the setting and story too much to care.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Exactly. I do look forward to the authors future work. This was his first novel.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same! Oh, if you're into sci-fi, check out Jack McDevitt if you haven't already. He's not flawless either but it's good stuff.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm a huge fan of the narrator. He could read me his grocery list

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the only problem is speaking scenes, where every line is "Venket said" "Teddy said" "Mitch said", its especially pronounced in the audiobook

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I watched the movie first then the book I enjoyed both equally

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The movie was mostly true to the book but cut stuff out for the sake of brevity

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I did the audiobook and not the novel. I loved it.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The book will always be better because you cradt the stories and characters in your own mind. The movie is still good though

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In the movie he keep communication with earth after initially regaining it, so they DO tell him to hijack that ship. And no dust storm. 2/2

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Better because more swearing and the character is actually in serious peril, constantly, and a legit space pirate. 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The book left out WAY too many mishaps that really enthralled the reader. The movie was def subpar from what everyone said.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The movie was already over two and a half hours long. It's not like they had a lot of room.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well I mean... Curiosity blowing up and not being able to communicate, plus him falling into the crater were pretty big ordeals in the book.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And it's too much for the sake of pacing in a movie. It doesn't need 10 more roadblocks on the way to the climax.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The movie is not as good as everyone says it is. I thought it was average.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Hate to break it to you, but some people have different opinions than you do, and that doesn't mean they're wrong.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yes. Just as my opinion differed from OP.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They cut out a significant majority of the plot. The sandstorm, the technical jokes (there were a few about Linux). (1/2)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I loved that the Curiosity reactivation was an actual process and not a montage in the book. It was so nostalgic for me, growing up (2/3)

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

watching stuff like Apollo 13 and reading 2001 A Space Odyssey. (3/3)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0