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Dental jokes to share with your dentist https://dentagama.com/news/best-dentist-jokes
Dec 14, 2017 5:26 PM
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Dental jokes to share with your dentist https://dentagama.com/news/best-dentist-jokes
glaug
This is what the Saw movies would be like if Jigsaw was broke
SirRogers
Are you an anti-dentite?
thequeenishome
I got a Steven Tyler mouth. This is never an issue.
Flopdong
Thats how Pac Man died
PraiseTheMachineGod
The fuck is his nose doing between the jaws?
RazorAndBladeSavedTheDay
Dentist:
bradthegeek
You will learn by the numbers, I will teach you.
officialgifpolice
I swear I have a permanent click in my jaw from getting a root canal.
BythepowerofchristIamtheLaderlappen
Had a dentist tell me I had the easiest mouth he'd ever worked on. I just didn't want him to fuck it up.
TheDevilsJester
One time was asked this, said no, was told i had impacted wisdom teeth and that it was good that they were found so they could be monitored.
TheDevilsJester
tldr: sometimes saying no matters i guess i dunno
WhiteWeaselMLAS
Wider you say?
LayingSomePipe
Pro tip: Ask for a bite block, as most dentist are surprised and welcome the request cause it makes everyone's day easier.
QueenCousland
My dentist always sounds pleasantly surprised when I like them. And I'm like fuck yeah, I can bite when I feel like biting, shit's awesome.
thedogismygod
I just got my wisdom teeth out today and I'm in a lot of pain
LabiaCrust
“Now rinse” when your mouth is in pain
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Kaylala27
I go to the dentist almost once a week and I’m usually told to “close a bit”.
MaxReboBand
rockfireman
*gasp* DARLA!!
Ithronyar
PSA: My jaw locked open when I opened it "just a little wider", and some skull bones almost broke. Don't overextend your jaw, folks.
DecemberRain18
same thing happened to me a few years ago. Still afraid to yawn too wide for fear it'll get stuck open again.
graduatedclassoffuckoff
Same thing happened to me, but during my wisdom teeth removal the dentists opened my jaw too far. Now I’ve an MRI scheduled to see whats up
AlaskaKittyPink
Same here. I have a permanent jaw click/pain becuase when I was 9 the dentist forced my mouth open. It sucks
EmeraldLight
Me too :(
Msragdoll
Same :/
Randomtask776
I have a root canal tomorrow in the top row. I feel this is relevant...... Ow
doesanyoneevenreadthese
Rcts are usually not as bad as youj think they will be. Take a deep breathe and ask to raise the volume on the music. They'll numb you
PleaseSendMePizzaRolls
MothMonsterMan
Comfortable?
PleaseSendMePizzaRolls
Fine.
motittiesmoproblems
I thought I was the only one who cried at the dentist as an adult lol
KyrieGloria
My sister full on bit our dentist. She was 30 years old at the time.
jamieBAWSOOT
I didn't cry, but I was shaken for days. Proper traumatic experience. All my own fault though. Remember to floss kids.
fromastafunk
I vomited on my dentist three times...in a row. He finally admitted defeat and cleaned the old fashioned way, not the foam tray. I hate foam
TheAnimalBehaviourist
The fuck is a foam tray? My guy just polishes with an electric thing and sandy paste shit.
fromastafunk
A torture machine. Its a floride foam they put into a glorified mouthguard and you have to hold it there for eternity. Absolute torture.
Aurella
Wow, they still use this?? I had opposite - foam tray as a child (ugh) and 'electric thing' as an adult. Thought they phased it out!
Jawsome1
Foam tray is fluoride treatment to strengthen teeth pretty much. It's used after the cleaning. Same on having it last as a kid.
strideo
Get a flip top head: https://youtu.be/WESUiQ07ibY
NachosFlandersStyle
My god I thought I made that up. Thank you. Thank you.
strideo
It's been ages since I thought of it but this submission instantly reminded me of that commercial.
kdwaldrup
You're bleeding because you don't floss
Beiki
My last time they said that they could tell I was flossing. But I don't.
CrestKnight
sometimes myth sometimes true. its typically because they "explore" too hard and literally tear your gums from your tooth.
CrestKnight
but really they just see it as an excuse for you to do even more for your teeth which could only be a plus either way.
CrestKnight
like my dentist wont be satisfied until the explorer finds a pocket, even if there isn't one.
Drhoges
It's true to some extent though,I've been using a waterpik for a few months and I can turn the power way up without bleeding like I used to
Calmeister
"Of course you were there the last time i flossed"
JWT07
Naw cunt, I'm bleeding because you cut my gums -_-
doesanyoneevenreadthese
With string though? With string? Just floss your damn teeth.
SpecialProjectY
Explains my periods.
LurkerOfDarkness
You don't floss, read the post.
SpecialProjectY
Tampons. Technically, it's flossing.
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
You have teeth in your... nevermind. I don't want to know.
SpecialProjectY