Aug 19, 2017 5:56 PM
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Mgdavis85
Snap into a slim jim
RickSanchezX
i want that thing he puts on his armpits
melshot
Is he putting on deodorant or WTF is he doing??
MonsterGood
So many times
ManOfKent1967
There's going to be a lot of damaged/stolen Peuoget 206s now.
TemetNosce000
Not an L. Definitely a W
levish
Someone did that to my dodge stratus, didn't even take anything.
Pevinsghost
Accidentally locked keys in the car with my baby once. This with a wedge is how the fire Department opened the car.
cryogenian
Same, except they inserted a bladder, inflated it, then reached in to unlock.
darthbiscuit
That's a Peugeot. Try it with a Merc. Them things is made of pig iron.
OhTheySayThisUsernameIsNotTaken
btraqnasty
Id like to havea word with you about work hardening, permanent deformation and fatigue failure.
bpetersen
I wonder how badly that ruins the structure of the door
fauxglove
I'm more curious about how that window didn't heckin shatter.
pphnx
Whats a not-so-weak relatively new car that wouldnt crash like shit then
mrmartini
New cars are designed to absorb the impact. "Accordion effect", they call it. In a steel car, you absorb the impact.
knifeskills
He's waering 1/2 a tracksuit. Must be Russian.
angerfart
Iran, actually. Licence plate gives it away.
oldandcreepy1
He probably should have seen if it's unlocked first
CanadianOneDollarCoin
It's not a problem, it's an optional feature. -car salesman probably
SickOfThisCessPool
I don't even recognize the brand
thanksemodium
It's a French brand, Peugeot.
Figured it would be baguette
MouchoGrarx
I thought he was going to roll the car over at first.
Blissardz
In my old mini, this wasn't a bug, it was a feature.
SoDark
in my old suzuki i could open the doors with any car keys
UpdootMcgook
The fuck is this, Bethesda?
theshrektacularshrek
Yes.
zeggitttttttttttt
Did you put an old fashioned bolt lock on it and throw the key in the back seat?
InappropriateSexualComment
I once had to break the window on my car because a locksmith was over $300 and a window replacement was $110
triesbutfailstobewitty
Same, same price too
OPS3C
I charge ballpark 130, unless its a hard car like a beamer or I have to drive super far
GnomeMode
KanackyBiznasty
I wonder if the rain might get in noe tho...
iwishjtmoneywasstillavailableitsmyoldvideogamemoniker
Looks like it doesn't rain much there.
Conquerthendivide
I was actually robbed like this before. Once bended back nicely, the rain won't go in.
Kennleth
Car manufacturers hate him...
Dudeitsausername
Thief's love him
bignastylittletoe
Fucking locksmiths hate him
Spacebandit
Road side assistance guys hates him too
MrVonWolf
Click the link below to find out his secret www.clickbait.com
GlowGreen
Wow, that actually resolves.
BatmanRidingANarwhal
As a locksmith, what the f***
Thundagabear
Ditto
Also a locksmith, in complete agreement. Editing?
Yeah idk looks legit but it's fucky lol
AndKnowingIsHalfTheBattle
Whatever - I've seen you guys use those little air bladders...
Yes but that's cuz doors are NOT supposed to do that lol
LockSafe
Also as a Locksmith. Bending it out is easy enough, they never go back properly.
That one looks like it did though. That's half the wtf right now
Racealistic
You can say fuck, i wont tell.
8bitjohnny
But I will.
shirtpants12
13fingerfx
Fuck.
QuadrumanousCuddler
Is it really that much different than using an air wedge?
Yes. We don't open the door NEARLY as much
nemanjac
Peugeot 206, i think... Popular in Europe.
BalloFish
Something like 12 million sold between the late 90s and 2012 when they ceased production
Female drivers like them a lot.
dancelikeyousharted
Common, not popular.
baldewok
Just like cancer.
Yeah. I agree.
Emperorofman
That was my first piece of shit to drive
It's not that bad, but the headlights were awful.
I didn't use mine much because of curfew
Very poor poor illumination and if the headlight protective plastic housing gets scuff marks or become yellow/fuzzy then you can't see shit.
Is the Hyundai Accent as common there as it is here in the US?
In Eastern Europe you could find them, but they were hardly noticeable. Today you can spot it maybe 1 out of 200-300 cars.
AlexImguram
Nah. In the UK at least it was bought almost exclusively by 85-year olds who drive at precisely 36mph absolutely everywhere
Yup. That's about right.
omgturtles
My mum has one... It's sitting in the drive way cause it's a piece of shit.
As every car it needs maintenance. Funny enough it was Columbo's car too.
It gets the maintenance but it costs so much to get parts down here, so it's almost not worth maintaining haha
If you are outside of Europe, the parts can be pretty expensive.
However, sometimes in US you can find it cheaper than in EU, for some specific vehicles and specific parts.
spacealien
Gotta get me one of these aluminium foil cars
wobbu
"Aluminium?" It's spelled aluminibrious.
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
M'Luminum. *tips fedora*
maplebismark
Anything made after 2008 should work, then.
HTButterbuns
Kia. I make the doors, and I can bend them in half after they're fully welded and assembled. :/
ahoymatey
Wtf, really? I just bought a Niro based on the NCAP safety ratings :(
I have handled every piece of the door for the Santa Fe, Sorento, and Optima. Same shit that makes every Kia/Hyundai car, and I am so 1/
so sorry. Your car is safe because of the I Beams I make, which are rods with brackets welded on. they "protect you" in the event of a 2/
crash, but they were only added because the rest of the car is one of two thicknesses of sheet metal. I can cut through every piece with 3/
Mgdavis85
Snap into a slim jim
RickSanchezX
i want that thing he puts on his armpits
melshot
Is he putting on deodorant or WTF is he doing??
MonsterGood
So many times
ManOfKent1967
There's going to be a lot of damaged/stolen Peuoget 206s now.
TemetNosce000
Not an L. Definitely a W
levish
Someone did that to my dodge stratus, didn't even take anything.
Pevinsghost
Accidentally locked keys in the car with my baby once. This with a wedge is how the fire Department opened the car.
cryogenian
Same, except they inserted a bladder, inflated it, then reached in to unlock.
darthbiscuit
That's a Peugeot. Try it with a Merc. Them things is made of pig iron.
OhTheySayThisUsernameIsNotTaken
btraqnasty
Id like to havea word with you about work hardening, permanent deformation and fatigue failure.
bpetersen
I wonder how badly that ruins the structure of the door
fauxglove
I'm more curious about how that window didn't heckin shatter.
pphnx
Whats a not-so-weak relatively new car that wouldnt crash like shit then
mrmartini
New cars are designed to absorb the impact. "Accordion effect", they call it. In a steel car, you absorb the impact.
knifeskills
He's waering 1/2 a tracksuit. Must be Russian.
angerfart
Iran, actually. Licence plate gives it away.
oldandcreepy1
He probably should have seen if it's unlocked first
CanadianOneDollarCoin
It's not a problem, it's an optional feature. -car salesman probably
SickOfThisCessPool
I don't even recognize the brand
thanksemodium
It's a French brand, Peugeot.
SickOfThisCessPool
Figured it would be baguette
MouchoGrarx
I thought he was going to roll the car over at first.
Blissardz
In my old mini, this wasn't a bug, it was a feature.
SoDark
in my old suzuki i could open the doors with any car keys
UpdootMcgook
The fuck is this, Bethesda?
theshrektacularshrek
Yes.
zeggitttttttttttt
Did you put an old fashioned bolt lock on it and throw the key in the back seat?
InappropriateSexualComment
I once had to break the window on my car because a locksmith was over $300 and a window replacement was $110
triesbutfailstobewitty
Same, same price too
OPS3C
I charge ballpark 130, unless its a hard car like a beamer or I have to drive super far
GnomeMode
KanackyBiznasty
I wonder if the rain might get in noe tho...
iwishjtmoneywasstillavailableitsmyoldvideogamemoniker
Looks like it doesn't rain much there.
Conquerthendivide
I was actually robbed like this before. Once bended back nicely, the rain won't go in.
Kennleth
Car manufacturers hate him...
Dudeitsausername
Thief's love him
bignastylittletoe
Fucking locksmiths hate him
Spacebandit
Road side assistance guys hates him too
MrVonWolf
Click the link below to find out his secret www.clickbait.com
GlowGreen
Wow, that actually resolves.
BatmanRidingANarwhal
As a locksmith, what the f***
Thundagabear
Ditto
OPS3C
Also a locksmith, in complete agreement. Editing?
BatmanRidingANarwhal
Yeah idk looks legit but it's fucky lol
AndKnowingIsHalfTheBattle
Whatever - I've seen you guys use those little air bladders...
BatmanRidingANarwhal
Yes but that's cuz doors are NOT supposed to do that lol
LockSafe
Also as a Locksmith. Bending it out is easy enough, they never go back properly.
BatmanRidingANarwhal
That one looks like it did though. That's half the wtf right now
Racealistic
You can say fuck, i wont tell.
8bitjohnny
But I will.
shirtpants12
13fingerfx
Fuck.
QuadrumanousCuddler
Is it really that much different than using an air wedge?
BatmanRidingANarwhal
Yes. We don't open the door NEARLY as much
nemanjac
Peugeot 206, i think... Popular in Europe.
BalloFish
Something like 12 million sold between the late 90s and 2012 when they ceased production
nemanjac
Female drivers like them a lot.
dancelikeyousharted
Common, not popular.
baldewok
Just like cancer.
nemanjac
Yeah. I agree.
Emperorofman
That was my first piece of shit to drive
nemanjac
It's not that bad, but the headlights were awful.
Emperorofman
I didn't use mine much because of curfew
nemanjac
Very poor poor illumination and if the headlight protective plastic housing gets scuff marks or become yellow/fuzzy then you can't see shit.
GlowGreen
Is the Hyundai Accent as common there as it is here in the US?
nemanjac
In Eastern Europe you could find them, but they were hardly noticeable. Today you can spot it maybe 1 out of 200-300 cars.
AlexImguram
Nah. In the UK at least it was bought almost exclusively by 85-year olds who drive at precisely 36mph absolutely everywhere
nemanjac
Yup. That's about right.
omgturtles
My mum has one... It's sitting in the drive way cause it's a piece of shit.
nemanjac
As every car it needs maintenance. Funny enough it was Columbo's car too.
omgturtles
It gets the maintenance but it costs so much to get parts down here, so it's almost not worth maintaining haha
nemanjac
If you are outside of Europe, the parts can be pretty expensive.
nemanjac
However, sometimes in US you can find it cheaper than in EU, for some specific vehicles and specific parts.
spacealien
Gotta get me one of these aluminium foil cars
wobbu
"Aluminium?" It's spelled aluminibrious.
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
M'Luminum. *tips fedora*
maplebismark
Anything made after 2008 should work, then.
HTButterbuns
Kia. I make the doors, and I can bend them in half after they're fully welded and assembled. :/
ahoymatey
Wtf, really? I just bought a Niro based on the NCAP safety ratings :(
HTButterbuns
I have handled every piece of the door for the Santa Fe, Sorento, and Optima. Same shit that makes every Kia/Hyundai car, and I am so 1/
HTButterbuns
so sorry. Your car is safe because of the I Beams I make, which are rods with brackets welded on. they "protect you" in the event of a 2/
HTButterbuns
crash, but they were only added because the rest of the car is one of two thicknesses of sheet metal. I can cut through every piece with 3/