Good Doggy

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MRW I run into my high school crush years later at a store and she invites me over her house for a "sales pitch" and it ends up actually being a sales pitch for a video landline phone

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MRW I'm turning 30 next month and my GF says "Probably would be a good time to stop or slow down your drinking"

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15

1210

MRW a customer asks me what a gift receipt is

-5

10

290

MRW i realize i spent my entire Sunday watching porn instead of being productive

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MRW someone at work asks me if i'm going to vote for Trump

16

7

15

MRW I'm having sex and don't finish under a minute

1060

68

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MRW my girlfriend tells me i had enough beer and need to leave the bar.

16

5

459

Found this propped up in a Laundromat.

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3

3

MRW my comment gets downvoted within 5 minutes

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2

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I found this part on Seinfeld to be funny. My girlfriend on the other hand, not so much

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4

769

scumbag short girl

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