Paparazzi vs Elk

Jul 21, 2017 1:25 PM

Umgurbanned

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How could he see him?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

well those are some huge balls

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not the eyes, not the eyes, not the eyes, not the eyes, AAAAH!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

waiting for elke sommer, got elk instead.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get out of the fucking road! Stupid human, you'll get hit by a car like my idiot cousin. Get. Out. Of. The. Road!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can anyone tell us what the elks behavior is portraying? just curious? or testing to see if this strange animal is a threat?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not confirming myself, but like 1000 people are saying this Elk was being aggressive and dominant and that he got put down for it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Fuck you, narc" -elk probably

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's king now, right?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Fight me, bro"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At first glance I thought it was a unicorn

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doesn't look like an Elk to me.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey. Take my picture. Take it. I'll make a duck face. Hey. Take it. Take my picture..

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

All it wanted was a chin scratch....

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The elk was put down not long after this video. It had shown signs of aggression & lack of fear in the past and was deemed as a safety risk

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A photographer*

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

"Ah shit, it grew!"- elk in last pic

9 years ago | Likes 398 Dislikes 2

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9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

"Make yourself look bigger" is a classic nature defense.

9 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Or in this case, "make them think you aren't as big as you are"

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

this is how you get impaled by stabby Mc. stabzalot

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The elk was hoping to kill the man and then make a nice mount of said man's massive testicles.

9 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 4

To be fair deer are particularly wary of those shooting them

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This specific elk had a history of aggression & lack of fear and unfortunately the DNR had to put him down

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Elk was startled by the sudden appearance of vertical man

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kind of like they don't recognize a man on horseback. He was curious when the guy was sitting, but standing is a recognizable form.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sitting down like a bitch.. (humerus intent username relevant)

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Finish Him

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here" ~Elk probably

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tell me, who's a good boy?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately not this elk. He was put down soon after this because he had a history of aggression & lack of fear on multiple occasions

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is elk a name you give to all lifebased forms with antlers?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

My bad. I see the error of my ways now. I shall repent as I withdraw into the shadows....

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This actually is an elk

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Paparazzi? Pretty sure he's just a photographer.

9 years ago | Likes 154 Dislikes 6

Maybe it's a famous elk in the elking world...

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

You're an elk, Harry.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Unless that is a famous elk.

9 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 0

He is now

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Photographer is lucky as fuck that the rack on that elk wasn't bigger.

9 years ago | Likes 247 Dislikes 1

Still could have done some damage tho. He had an angel on both shoulders that day for sure!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, he not have been able to resist such a big rack.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

when the elk backed up I thought he felt threatened and was going to ram the photographer!! whew.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I was about to say, seems like a small elk

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

It's a yearling bull, those were his first pair of antlers

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Probably an adolescent? I'm no....Elkspert...

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The city actually put this elk down after seeing this. They viewed it as dangerous because it didn't fear people anymore.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

can we put down the politicians? They don't fear people either.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Elk is delicious

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Really? that seams like a bit much

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

This was not the first instance of something similar happening with this Elk. :(

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ideally relocation would be the best option, but they didn't want to risk any future harm. It is also much cheaper to put them down

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

and some of them are actively trying to kill us.

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