Is that Eric Cartman?
When they won't get out of the left lane....
I'm gonna swipey the fishy...
Get 'em daddy
I should by a snowmobile....
Just the tip..
I'm so gonna use this tonight.....
My reaction when everyone around me is full of negativity...
She is not a first time flyer
I took a short drive today...
No, no, no ,no, no, no.......
This glorious old bastard never ceases to amaze...
My wife and I on line at Costco and the woman in front of us begins coughing.....
So, how has 2020 been so far? The entire world..
Those damned, unsolicited toe bean pics...
Dunno why, I see Forrest Whitaker in this
Never realized this...
Ah, the good old days...
A guy rode his horse through NYC...
Just having my coffee while browsing User sub today.
Where were you guys?!
Hi guys! I'm not falling for your snowjob again..... shit
How I envision my liver, on an upcoming all inclusive trip to the Caribbean...
My new favorite character to hate. He is so damn good at it..
Who says white dogs can't jump?
I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train
Every. Damn. Time.
Come at me bro...
"I will name him George and I will hug him and squeeze him and pat him and pet him and rub him and caress him."
I don't know. My problems seem a bit smaller now...
Just a reminder.....
Negative, Ghost Rider, the pattern is full.
What they don't want you to see on the far side of the moon...
Dress for the slide not the ride.
I lived it. If the stars aligned, it actually worked.
I hear a Doors song in my head
Don't worry buddy. We'll get back home...
This may be the truest thing I have ever seen on the internet.
Just a friendly reminder....
MRW I watch the new season of Narcos..
Whee, I'm a pilot.........No, you're not..
We've all been there at some point.
As one gets older, views tend to change
This is the pilot I want every time I fly.
A dad before his time..
You make me sad, but I still love you.
Oh, Japan...
Ok, get the ice cream and bacon. Don't forget the bacon
This is fine....This is fine
That's my purse! I don't know you!
Shhhh.....He's tired and needs a nap
I Knew I Should’ve Taken That Left Turn At Albuquerque