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Their Facebook page state that Adonitology represents a religious following of people praising women who have a voluptuous figure. On a side note. I really don't need a church to do that:)
thisisprocrastination
And so I've found religion.
xenjamin
I could get behind this
davebeastly
ALL GLORY TO THE HIP-BUTT LORD!
Nebukanezzar
Only if confession consists of a good butt motorboat and the priests are nuns rejected for being too hot.
toothlessvampire
Yes yes. Now we are talking.
squreky
Now that's a church I could really get behind!
Speedisfun
First commandment: Don't be an ass!
rebelrush
The religion of @razor10000
upvotesforass
Yes
INSANITYisTEMPORARY
When a girl walks in, with an itty-bitty waist and a round thing in your face...
sitmeherenexttobritneyspears
You get religious.
Atlcdeez
Ha! I'm liking you more and more.
INSANITYisTEMPORARY
Hahaha...... hi
Atlcdeez
There's a church for that? I might become a religious person for the first rime in my life.
lookingOknaked
There is. It's called a strip joint.
screwdriverone
I hope that wasn't a misspelled pun. But it fits, so I'll allow it
Atlcdeez
It's never misspelled
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
Pastor Mix-A-Lot apporoved ✅
screwdriverone
I apporove of this comment
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
Great. I like spell check and I cannot lie.
Zambuca
This is heresy! All big butts ought to be appretiated!
toothlessvampire
I am sure they are. Adonitology is an inclusive religion.
TaintToucher
Oh really?
FrenchBaguettePower
A fuckin' MEN
TooManyTabsOpen
I could get behind that religion!
resiler
giraffinator
Finally, something I can get behind
imgur1z
All hail the great round mound.
BeTheHammer
This body paint stuff is getting more photorealistic every time!
Canofminus
I'm member and my butt mitzvah was kind of assy.
DomZombie
Upvote this image to get it to appear on Google images when you search "cult"
Seawolff81
That must make for some very awkward masses
sitmeherenexttobritneyspears
Nah it's not awkward.
BlastTheStrongestHero
Split a piece of wood and ass is there. Lift a stone and you will find booty.
BlahBlahDinks
Glalev
You know, I used to think I was agnostic. Clearly not though.
PirateRubberDuck
Well, fat bottomed girls DO make the rocking world go round.
jimwormmaster
And they value truthfulness above all else. For they can not lie.
TheGreatDivider
AMEN!!!
SaltySeaSalt
Praise the booty.
50shadesofjizz
Where the fuck do I sign up
sitmeherenexttobritneyspears
Reverend Sir Mixalot is a great leader.
ImWithTheBanned
And unlike other religious leaders, He cannot lie
sitmeherenexttobritneyspears
trapinch
"And lo, when the lord came in with an itty bitty waist and that voluptuous buttom upon thy face he said: he who gets sprung [1]
trapinch
will verily wiggle their tongue in anticipation, i'faith" Assekiel 24-15 [2]
Owlstronaut
And then the serpent said unto eve " Anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun." and thus ass was the forbidden fruit.
sitmeherenexttobritneyspears
Someone must die for our Big Butt sins
FlashThunder1944
I heard he gets sprung.
trapinch
And when questioned, the other brothers of the faith would not deny this.
Johnsky
I heard he cannot lie.
sitmeherenexttobritneyspears
He does. Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and savior the big butt?
FlashThunder1944
I might have a minute available to talk about big butt.
sitmeherenexttobritneyspears
A wise man once said "booty booty booty rockin everwhere" .........
TinyRickfromearthdimensionC137
This is a thing??
sitmeherenexttobritneyspears
It is now. Do you have Faith?
TinyRickfromearthdimensionC137
Is Samuel L Jackson a bad motherfucker?
sitmeherenexttobritneyspears