New Year's Eve!
About to drop a deuce
For protection from usersub
HELLO GUYS
But this isn't the time to talk about gun control...
A timely reminder that ducks wear dog masks
My car gets forty rods to the hogshead, and that's the way I likes it!
Monaco quali in particular
Classic
Disaster Fiji Girl?
Don't Ask
Mayweather vs. McGregor... didn't we see this twenty years ago?
The Princess and the Pizza
Blood donation directions
Ignore politics, go watch Mr. Right
Dick vs Zombies
User Sub sucks tonight. Go watch Mr. Right instead.
Drop everything and look at this cat, just fuckin' look at this adorable weirdo
Seriously
Hardly a new sentiment, but still... in honor of briefly scaring the life out of myself earlier
For LEGO Day, have a historygasm from the mall a while back
"Gee. THANKS HONEY."
My programming prevents me from injuring a human being
Stupid leakers leaking their leaky leaks all over. Sad!
AI Colors - Bank Butt FTW
Bring back Baman and Piderman
Space Orcs Revisited
Breaking News: Harley Quinn appointed as new Director of the National Institute of Mental Health
Look at this dumbass, didn't make the bottom red. Well, there's a reason for that...
President Supervillain
RHM
D'ya like DAGs?
What the hell?
The last Calvin and Hobbes, twenty-one years ago
You can fool some of the people all of the time
A Modest Wedding
They tryin' to tell us that deep inside we all wants to be white!
TIL Trump has a made-up family crest (that includes 23 buttplugs on it for some reason)
Amazon stahp! You don't know what Caddyshack is...
So, InspiroBot is pretty much the best thing on the internet...
TIL Bone Eating Snot Flowers exist
Who reads titles first anyway?
Boobzookas vs Zombies
Stigginit! Libruls HATE World War III
Happy.........Thanks.........Giving!
Happy.......Thanks......Giving!
I finally understand. Cat beats Mouse, Mouse beats Cheese, so Cheese beats Cat!
Most significant invention from each state. Take with a grain of salt, of course (e.g. Joseph Banks obviously did not invent surfing).
A joke I was recently reminded of
Arabailey Jay
The Presidential debates in a few years
Voluntary, free-spirited, open-ended program of procreative racial deconstruction
I'm looking at you, Imgur icon
Bot-written Harry Potter, by Botnik Studios
"It's called fashion, look it up."
I didn't feel old until Mayweather vs. McGregor reminded me of this...