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Jul 13, 2017 10:07 AM
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HeliumBallonsGiveMeGas
So what you are saying is that when you eat oysters you are eating all the dirt they have filtered out of the water.
idonthaveagoodnameinmind
"we should eat the animal that sucks in all that shit.. Just add lemon and hot sauce. you will be fine. I promise"
WhatDoYouMeann
How do you edit post on mobile
goboltz
"Tanks a lot" . .
NeuerStandard
almost like ecology did this for millenials
Okowski
Ahh, I remember this and all that followed from some time ago
Premonitious
Could you put oysters in a fishtank with other fish?
WhatDoYouMeann
Google it
rockchalker73
They should make lake oysters
heXonyou
No wonder oysters are so delicious.........
BoozeHound001
Maybe the one on the left has oysters that are just lazy.
ToadMax
It has cleaner water too. Not sure if OP noticed. I'm here to help...
pachyderm
checks out.
neil137
should i market a drinking glass that has an oyster living in it and market it as a all natural life straw?
ShootYourGooMyDude
Wonder how long it takes them to filter that, a day? A week?
willi828
Couple hours tops in that small of a tank.
ShootYourGooMyDude
Damn, that's a lot faster than I'd have ever guessed. I know it's a small volume but still, that's pretty damn efficient.
Patches3000
This is not necessarily good. Filter feeders such as the quagga have decimated the great lakes ecosystem.
1TrueKingInTheNorth
Wow, it's almost as if animals effect the are around them. Like some sort of environmental effect, or even a climate change
InspectorFrankDrebin
Now post the picture with the other tanks which was released shortly after this one.
RawDeerock
Is that why the right one looks moister?
Spartan102009
Both tanks are from the same time and place. The tank on the right has oysters.
GeneCode
iPeterGreenberg
But is someone making that tank into a camper..?
Theauthenticdonaldtrump
Cool fact. The great lakes now have zebra mussels. U can see ship wrecks through the water again. Neat side effect from an invasive species.
BrigidtheMechLady
Huh, it's almost like filter feeders help keep the water clean
Yearofthelynx
Does the opposite for your girlfriend
Chazwozza
Something something dirty clam...
satanscott
I eat a lot of oysters. Why am I still a dirty piece of shit inside?
Noodlesama
I hate oysters. Not meant to chew it, just swallow. And swallowing it feels like inhaling cold mucus
willi828
No, thats a myth. Chew your oysters a couple times or you miss out the flavor. No wrong way, though, i suppose.
isthisajape
Does not make me want to eat oysters now
imjusthereforthemoneynotyourbs
Lobster, cat fish, oysters, clams. Bottom feeders that people love.
bongles
Shrimp too right?
imjusthereforthemoneynotyourbs
Sea
Blamblam101
They processed the dirty water in the tank into crystal clear oyster urine.
OffensiveAndInsultingComments
DonteHaversham
Is it necessary that they drink their own urine? No.. Bit its sterile and they like the taste.
cyno01
Have you never wondered why I drink only distilled water, or rain water, and only pure-grain alcohol? Those and Diet Mt Dew.
Hellstorm99
Remember to keep your nitrates and ammonia down.
imgurianitarian
HeyDemonsItsMeYaBoi
boomdeboom
And this is why you don't eat oysters kids
motherfuckinmoonmoon
Never seen this shit before.
NotasbigasmediumsizedJock
aaaaaand that's why i don't eat oysters. That and the fact that they taste disgusting
lolaluftnagel
I like the cooked ones with all the toppings on em. Like bacon and cheese. Mmmmmm
NotasbigasmediumsizedJock
I once accidentally ate a smoked oyster (I thought it was a marinated mushroom) and it was traumatic. Very traumatic.
Barkinsons
They even found Hepatitis Virus in Chinese oysters
ChicagoWormwood
Naw. If they're fresh, they taste like the mist off a cresting wave. Sorry you didn't like the ones you got at an Iowa steak house.
ElSuperbeasto
Fucking savage. +1
Kittenfurrr
Clam down dude, it's just someone's opinion on fucking oysters lol
ChicagoWormwood
Calmer than you are.
FruitSkywalker
Oysters: eating the shit of the sea so people can sell their poop for a thousand dollars.
BrickMcWithers
Calm down
FructoseFather
More like, clam down!
StopStaringAtMyUserNameItsVeryShy
Mayday mayday clam down!
Somanyquestions
Wait, I can sell my poop for a thousand dollars?
WillJeSuis
If you are an oyster. If you are a whale you can sell your vomit for thousands.
sharK11
Tens of thousands.
SolidBrassAndHangingLow
Plants and mushrooms also are made of poop and decayed carcasses.
slimstebow
Oysters that you eat usually come from oyster farms where they aren't surrounded by crap
sahdad
*drool
Daddygeek84
Pearls are more like boogers.
TastelessCalculator
Poop^2=$$$
mrpotatoes
You're a beautiful poet.
NotQuiteDeadYetPool
Technically pearls aren't oyster poop, more like an irritation the oyster can't expel.
Everythingisracist
So pearls are either a stalker or children?
imayormaynotbegroot
They are basically tonsilloliths
JustSomeHoneybadger
So pearls are really oyster abcesses
jmartkdr
I was thinking kidney stones, but whatever
CommanderPotato
Cysts
JustSomeHoneybadger
That was the word I was looking for yes!
loganthomsen
I maed dis. -gallbladder
NotQuiteDeadYetPool
Kinda, they start as a grain of sand that irritates the oyster and it slowly covers it with calcium from the shell to make it smooth.
NotQuiteDeadYetPool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T18E58vOTus
allthingsghibli
oyster pimples?
RedClaws23
Why all the random guesses? Humans make stones they can't expell too.. C'mon, am I the only one who realizes pearls are oyster kidney stones
MollyNapQueen
Tears!
akbrewer
Or eat their shit flesh. I love oysters btw
p3rr132000
You can't eat the oysters that make pearls. Well you could but they bad for you.
akbrewer
I did not know that. Different kind or what? I just go to the oyster and champagne bar
p3rr132000
Yeah different species. It's a bit of a con really when restaurants say "if you find a pearl you can keep it", but kind of amusing :)
ReverendShitlord
Their basically 100% anus.
mynewcharacter
Rocky Mountain Anus
canyouhearmeow
*they're
ReverendShitlord
Thanks, I keep checking back in case anyone posted this.
NotInClass
That explains why I enjoy slurping them
lordwank
hi
countryg33k
I like your humor
thelastniceguy
Who doesn't eat ass now a days?
Aquick20dollars
I don't, but $20 is $20
lookherebuddy
My wife
realityhammer
I don't, but that's probably why I'm single