Who else can relate?
ursula
HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!!!!!
It came without ribbons, it came without tags. It came without packages, boxes, or bags
Instant Karma
Everybody's like "its soooooo cold outside" and im over here like.
The face of instant regret
Can your Honda vape bro?
Impressive!
floats my goats
I can't even....
Friday?
When your alarm clock goes off on a Saturday.
Money cant buy you happiness but it can buy you a jet ski.
-27c out today. Thinking warm thoughts.
Chewing 5 cinnamon gum
valentine
Nikko
Danger 5
Co-worker wants to talk about college basketball.
My buddy Sluglife wants to say hi!
i laugh. every time.
Let me get that for you.
MRW my boss asked if I could work some extra hours on the weekend.
"Urban"
I KNEW IT!!
MRW theres no new app for android.
Dragging my feet on the carpet had me like
Getting up to go to work has not gone well today.
My Russian kinder egg had a kinder egg in it.
Just figured out the wi-fi password at work!
Came to work hungover then realized I wasn't even supposed to come in today.
bag of these never last more than 10 minutes.
user sub today.
I thought it was 2 wheel "Tuesday" not "Thursday"?
Happy Dog Day from Paris and Harley
global warming
Anybody got a wrench?
MRW I got to leave work early on a Saturday and had the rest of the weekend off
Seroiusly? Who puts a fountain in the middle of the street?
Not so durable.
gas prices are getting out of hand!
8 hours a day. 5 days a week.
MRW i miss a putt.
just a tap on the tush.
I've only got my depth mic handy.
Im way too hungover to be at work right now.
Puppy selfies
Don't drink and phone.
they are dangerous.
The new kid has been looking for his bike.
How many sports points is this?
Casa Di Fail
I don't want a pickle.
My iPhone is also prone to bending.
Have you seen my son??
after 3 coffees and a 6 hour road trip.
:( ...... WHAGARBLEGARBLEGARBLEGARBLE
So. This ruined my day.
MRW someone coughs without covering their mouth.