satanscott

149350 pts · March 10, 2014


Who else can relate?

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ursula

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HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!!!!!

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It came without ribbons, it came without tags. It came without packages, boxes, or bags

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Instant Karma

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Everybody's like "its soooooo cold outside" and im over here like.

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The face of instant regret

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Can your Honda vape bro?

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Impressive!

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floats my goats

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I can't even....

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Friday?

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When your alarm clock goes off on a Saturday.

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Money cant buy you happiness but it can buy you a jet ski.

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-27c out today. Thinking warm thoughts.

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Chewing 5 cinnamon gum

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valentine

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Nikko

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Danger 5

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Co-worker wants to talk about college basketball.

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My buddy Sluglife wants to say hi!

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i laugh. every time.

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Let me get that for you.

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MRW my boss asked if I could work some extra hours on the weekend.

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"Urban"

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I KNEW IT!!

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MRW theres no new app for android.

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Dragging my feet on the carpet had me like

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Getting up to go to work has not gone well today. 

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My Russian kinder egg had a kinder egg in it.

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Just figured out the wi-fi password at work!

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Came to work hungover then realized I wasn't even supposed to come in today.

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bag of these never last more than 10 minutes.

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user sub today.

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I thought it was 2 wheel "Tuesday" not "Thursday"?

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Happy Dog Day from Paris and Harley

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global warming

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Anybody got a wrench?

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MRW I got to leave work early on a Saturday and had the rest of the weekend off

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Seroiusly? Who puts a fountain in the middle of the street?

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Not so durable.

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gas prices are getting out of hand!

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8 hours a day. 5 days a week.

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MRW i miss a putt.

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just a tap on the tush.

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I've only got my depth mic handy.

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Im way too hungover to be at work right now.

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Puppy selfies

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Don't drink and phone.

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they are dangerous.

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The new kid has been looking for his bike.

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How many sports points is this?

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Casa Di Fail

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I don't want a pickle.

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My iPhone is also prone to bending.

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Have you seen my son??

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after 3 coffees and a 6 hour road trip.

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:( ...... WHAGARBLEGARBLEGARBLEGARBLE

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So. This ruined my day.

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MRW someone coughs without covering their mouth.

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