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... not the way I expected it.
Apr 2, 2018 11:39 PM
slinkhi
192863
4517
253
... not the way I expected it.
TuityFrooty
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
BC2k2
@OP Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
throughthoughtthough
Whichever way you go, you both are playing chicken to see how serious the other is.
tinypixiexoxo
The lack of communication probably led to the end of the marriage anyway.
srslyhatemyusername
nihilistdad
Best advice ever!
ChronologicalMyopia
triedtothinkofausernamethatwasntalreadytaken
Damn you're screwed women take almost everything in the divorce. OP start hiding assets so she doesn't take everything
Sekai
ShinySephiroth
I always forget Original April... not as motherly as the one in the other two movies
MINIMVM
FapsAlot
moose9377
Expected this to be top comment.
epsilonmonkey
Not a good idea for April Fools day.
madmardagan
Hoisted by your own petard it seems.
NachoPete
Definitely petarded.
Meowsma
"The one petard I thought would never hoist me!"
ehoba666
This sounds like how the "Tesla is bankwupt" is going to turn out
noitsDan
So your wife's single then huh? She sounds hot.
malbec
And already had low extra expectations!
TooMuchWorkNotNuffFun
And really good at April Fools pranks!
RantMannequin
We want pre nup, we want pre nup!
sometimesidontevenknowwhyibother
Ouch.
Dancing4011
My ex husband actually did ask for a divorce on April 1st, and meant it. But he was the king of bad timing.
Jsmythe
Op is also bad timing royalty.
TheGhostInAJar
TheWhiteRat
I heard it in his voice.
humaneffigy
I call shenanigans.
z3lfmoord
I don’t believe you
wellhouse
Tell her you’re pregnant so she’s not going anywhere!
kipagami
How is this not the top comment?
Escheron
My cousin got preg to avoid losing her bf. She now lives in a tent behind the mall with some sort of hippie commune
EvilDeadTed
I hate to break it to you, but she's a hobo.
WizardProphet
Nah its a hippie commune, can't you read?
CrystalCry
Downvote. Come back. "What? Okay." Upvote.
biglongandgirthyusername
i'll take things that didn't happen for 700
gronoth
No it didn't
anotherusernamed
You really think someone on the internet would lie!? Yes, I do.
VerticallyGifted
I heard marriage described recently: "I bet you half my stuff that we stay together til one of us dies"
Leviosoooohhhh
If my wife pulled a divorce joke on April fools I'd let her sleep in the dog kennel. That shit ain't funny mothafucka
wiselyhalentine
why would she ever though? Having each other sleep in dog kennels, you sound like a healthy couple
ShinySephiroth
nerdosaurrex
@AtYourFuneral
TedTheMan
Watching. Train wreck happen.
KayMcGalen
Congrats on being so oblivious to the fact that your marriage was a failure that you thought it would be a “funny joke” to end it. You rule.
srslydude
Op said in another comment that his wife was april fooling him a step further and that she didn't mean it.
gronoth
Really think this happened? Lol
KingKrown
Well a lot of people don't know that... Also,I'm sure this didn't happen/is a joke
PsychopathyI
Congratulations, you just played yourself.
CrazyKittenEveOnline
so you saying op's a player?
tinypixiexoxo
...get used to playing with yourself. Pornhub!
RippedMonkey
Better than being stuck in a shot relationship
conradwoody
Agreed. It's a good sign
pronoun
Not at all... Actually quite the opposite, he instigated the truth. To "play himself" the prank would have to be the reason for the divorce.
PsychopathyI
i wanted to compliment your username, but then you let out the most autistic warcry in the form of a comment, i can't bring myself to do it.
pronoun
Yeah. I'm saying he didn't play himself. He exposed a deep problem in his marriage with a prank. Not the same as playing yourself at all.
PsychopathyI
literally everyone else sees the joke but you, i don't know why you're being difficult.
pronoun
OK, but he clearly didn't play himself.
Voltrondestroyerofcpu
Brutal. But fair.
vietsatillite
ToucanSonofSam
can't take this joker seriously at all anymore after he punked out at wing 2 on the hot wings show
Irockmycock
'Anymore'
ToucanSonofSam
i didnt really know who this guy was before, but i had heard the name so assumed he must be popular/have something to say, but he is a clown
ObsLamprey
Hey man give him some credit. It was wing 3.
theglimmeringwarlock
Who does take him seriously lol? He's the most over paid untalented hack out there.
ToucanSonofSam
well obviously someone does if he's getting paid?
CountAiight
OP:
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RayMC
The contrast between what he says and what the caption says is hilarious.
bagman21
This gif will never not be funny
readthebio
AtsaMattaForYou
Darn
amyrose
readthebio
ImAFalseGodAndImOk
readthebio
pookieeatworld
FINE!!!
MyNameIsPer
I'm pretty sure he's saying another word
boevis
Fark
itypewerdsonline
FUN!
QuiteTheUsername
CountAiight
MyNameIsPer
vcam97
He's saying crap what do you mean, can't you read
Ochetellusglaber
No. I'm deaf
MyNameIsPer
You know I can't hear without my glasses
notaprofessionalcommentor
She's going to April fool you out of half your assets and house... Damn bro.... you the April fool...
Jizzturnip
Deserves all the votes
CaptainCapacitorr
onefaller
You know why divorce costs so much? Because it's worth it
AssamLaksa
That's some damn good lyrical shit.
ilovefluids
Naww...he da real April fool
lowimpactsexviolence
Thank fuck I'm gay
UpVoteDragons
Gay divorce is as drama filled mate. Watched my sister dodge two.
MarbleMuncher83
You can still get married, and if username is relevant you gon' get divorced too.
Dowtchaboy
Ha! ALL your house, plus half your assets, plus you get all the bills.
graou13
That's why you make a prenuptial agreement where you choose a matrimonial regime.
NSAgent
That’s why you’ve got to marry a woman who makes more than you.
itelldadjokes
I'm gonna need to be much more attractive for that.
Mugz
rofl not to worry, the court will still find a way to award her half your stuff.
GamingMule
Nope, pre-nup regardless of anything
DracoSafarius
Always
OfficialExpert
This
Steelballsofstill
For an average dude like me, it comes with consequences too. Like an ugly fuck ass face
ljkhiuh
I'm subaverage, I'm not hard to look at, just unfuckable
kaplive
I feel like most us need a neon sign to help point those women out. Lord knows we are looking...
idonthaveanyideawhatthehelliamtalkingabout
Nahh, just get any woman with a job and then quit yours.
WhereRebelsAre
Not really you just don't think your worth it so you settle like everyone else.
ToShellWithYou
A lot of us who have money and are single are broken as fuck. Like. A lot of us. My money goes to therapy and drugs.
domestomp
there are. they wear really expensive stuff and only speak to the bourgeoisie.
ElbowDeepInStudentDebt
well with every woman without question making only 70% of the income of the poorest man, you bet it's tough to find em!
MooMooMathematics
i hope you're being sarcastic. if not, then you should check out third world salary comparisons. if we make 70% we're not at homeland.
ElbowDeepInStudentDebt
Yes. That was meant to be a pun on the whole "women make less than men" thing, but apparently that wooshed over peoples heads.