I wonder if the get-off-my-ass-dickbag horn comes standard on that model.
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Woman assaults police officer with used tampon
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Getting the Beatles Back Together
Which are you?
New to imgur, this is how I feel trying to figure out the site
So, Imgur wants something excellent for my cakeday
Works on contingency? No, money down!
For your political discussion needs
You would be Ghost Rider, so both.
Potty training a two-year-old
Oklahoma high school prints Adolf Hitler quote and Anne Frank quote on same page
We elected a monster.
The name's Dustice... Willie Dustice.
Kolaches, anyone?
Oh, snap, here comes the solo!
What IS a title? It's a valid avenue of inquiry...
I don't know what they want you to do with the toilet paper, but I was afraid to look in the trash can.
It got a little icy in my neighborhood
"Ugh, there were FOUR other Megberts in my class..."
Happy birthday, Jesus, and Merry Christmas, Imgur, from the Scottish Texan!
When the populace starts getting uppity
Sweet ride!
Coming this summer, the sequel to the greatest action movie of the decade...
LASERPOPE - Trailer
And you thought Axis & Allies was a long game.
There were some perks to my last job.
The Evangelion Roller Coaster
A day late, but...
To alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!
"Is your dog a mix-breed?" "Yeah, she's half German Shepherd, half Gordian Knot."
"I had an overwhelming feeling when she was born, so the name just fit!"
She was actually fast asleep.
How cool were you?
"Excuse me, what temperature is your hot chocolate?" "4000 Kelvin, sir."
Costume win
Looked for a ladybug in my USB port and didn't find one, so I scaled up.
Grateful Doe finally identified!
The immigration debate becomes a lot more interesting when you imagine the Mexicans just biding their time for nearly 200 years.
The most poignant image that I've seen come out of the Charlie Hebdo event
Someone was a little too eager to leave work.
My daughter playing with a video game console that is thirty-five years older than she.
Everyone knows that guy at work.
I'm just here so I don't get fined.
She was Xena, a warrior princess, forged in the heat of battle
When that annoying-but-catchy song comes on
The things you can teach yourself with YouTube videos...
How I feel after sex.