I Present: A Piece of Cheese

May 29, 2023 7:47 PM

zortroz

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This is a piece of extra sharp, white cheddar cheese, and it’s fucking delicious. You take the cheese. You cut a piece of it. Then you eat it. The ultimate recipe for happiness is that simple.

Cheddar is near-impossible to find and fuck-off expensive here in Munich. Emmentaler and Gouda out the ass... But a decent Cheddar? SOL, bubba

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Hello. Woman here. I'm.... intrigued.

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As a side quest you might try a small grind of fresh black pepper. Don't want to overly complicate your recipe, but worth a try.

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needs pickles...

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I've always wondered what it is about cheese that makes it so goddamn satisfying

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Extra sharp. This is the way.

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did someone post cheese

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Looks like a stick of butter.

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I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.

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DA CHEESE TAX, DA CHEESE TAX...

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Now have a slice!

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I'm dairy intolerant 😭

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Why not. Here’s an upvote.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Cheddar is the best of all the cheeses. Any color. The sharper, the better.

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As someone who lives just down the road from Cheddar, we're well aware ahaha

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Cheese - happiness you can slice.

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Take that cheese, and dip it in honey. Then eat it. You are welcome.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Cheese and honey is magic. I did a farm tour that ended with a tasting of all different cheeses and flavored honey, and wine of course. So many new things I tried...lavender honey, spicy honey, Gouda with Caraway seeds...to name a few favorites.

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Warm juustoleipä and honey. Hell yeah!

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Fucking lol'd

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As a woman, I am intrigued.

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As a white person, I am intrigued.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hehehehhehehehehe cheese and cracker.

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I, myself, am fascinated.

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Have you ever made a burger with 4-year-old white cheddar. Put the patty, directly off the griddle, directly onto the cheese. And it makes this cheesy, creamy saltiness. mmmm

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I did eat a 4 year old hamburger once. Does that count ?

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I made a burger for a 4 year old who declared it yucky and wanted what the cat was eating.

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Should’ve given him the cat food.

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Are you trying to intrigue a woman?

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Not enough Bolognese

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*fascinate

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I now identify as an intrigued woman. White cheddar please.

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I am intrigued

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This woman is intrigued.

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Filthy harlot.

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I hear she goes second base for brie.

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Sent twice the size of that cheese and the best of the best cheese in the Netherlands called Old Amsterdam to my Secret Santee and no thank you or anything...

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v

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^^ this is the only reason i know who that guy is

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Fuck I turned the sound on and it was exactly what I expected, I don't know what *else* it would have been but it was exactly what I expected it to be and now I can't stop snort-laughing.

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