majortool

469978 pts · July 19, 2011


he/him ally, Why stand on a silent platform? Fight the war. Fuck the norm. I like to reply to posts with obvious facts like, "The cat's head isn't really chopped off. There's actually two cats." This type of sarcasm has lead to a lot of angry responses and downvoting; which is the intended effect. ... And you'll moan about it, and suggest something about Schrödinger's idiot, but if you think about it just long enough you'd realize I only posted it because it would make people wonder just for a brief second and then realize it was a joke and that it took you a really long time to figure it out. In other words: Got ya, bitch. :)

We got 'em.  They're going to prison.

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I don't know about that

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You gotta love it

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Madison Square Garden puts surveillance on LGBTQIA and keeps a 'no-host' list

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Jim Jefferies - Gun Control (cut as best as I could, but nothing left out)

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Can someone pull my hoof?

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South Park changes name to South America

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A classic still relevant

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Beat my compassion black and BLUEEEEEEEEEE

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I know what imgur really wants

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whoa

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This almost feels too far until you remember how he treated others when he was alive.

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Happy Pride Month

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The greatest Prime Minister Canada never had

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I always tell them they eventually will

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An axom we should all live by, but do not.  By Peter Singer.

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Will it ever be as dignified again?

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I keep seeing negative shit about filling in your census, Canada, and I'm less than pleased about it.

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good

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You little bastard.  Jennifer, get me my belt.

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A man who goes to bed with an itchy butt will wake up with a smelly finger

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My buddy didn't receive this well, but his wife thinks its hilarious.

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Quick question

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yiss

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Who will replace Donald Trump as the face of American pedophilia?

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Confucius say

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Am I using this meme correctly?

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Chaos at the Wat Hoose

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I have been waiting for this day for years.  My favourite game ever ...

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Donald Trump the rapist picking on the little guy.  I'm not surprised.

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Hey! Listen! Ocarina of Time Remake official announcement.

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every bloody time

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just kidding

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Do it

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If your friend's parents had these, their birthday party was gonna be lit.

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What class.

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hhhhhhhhhhhhh

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I'm gonna make some people really mad right now.

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This is fucking ridiculous.

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A tragedy

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The only correct usage of this thing that I have ever seen.

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This can't wait until Wednesday.

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July 29th submission: a single white pixel

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Still hurts

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Brand new stackable bowls.  Don't stack properly.  $400.  No low balls.

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to all the crazy people

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Cake day!

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Payments department at a Canadian hospital

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why

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Got the Wife

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As the US plunges he world into financial chaos ...

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Criminally underrated game you can get for a dime at the next sale.  South Park: Fractured But Whole

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