KevMud
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Sep 13, 2015 12:04 PM
KevMud
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Gerpderp410
Sounds like Sean has a little crush..on his housemate.
CoRektiveAction
Death is the only answer for this
thethunderingthird
When they get married, this should be your best man toast.
PluckyPlankton
Plot twist: she has a photo of his high school graduation by her bed
Vegainthemirror
That's not a prank, that's just a shit move and not funny
HooskerRoo
Well played housemate...well played
BridgetBird
update please!
Knifegill
yougavemehogwarts
Calm down satan
LadyBabalon156
Noooo
MinnieHeckers2
Still worth it.
Crossark
This is way more of an asshole move than anything the roommate may have done.
Anymras
...I'm pretty sure this is one of today's FMLs.
MandNBeers
tis...http://www.fmylife.com/love/21467898
AndInTheDarknessBindThem
I'd fucking beat the life outta him & kick him out of the Apt. That's not even close to OK. Hate pranksters already, but that's a nope.
jollywalnut
"A bit of a pain"... Yep, that response is totally appropriate. It's not like you're shitting all over the bro code.
Loveonethecoast
Bro code? Haha really?
jollywalnut
I was just joking but really, guys don't mess with other guys' relationships. That's crossing a line.
HappyShark
Funny story. Ex thought she could sleep with new bfs best friends brother and not get away. Best friend told fellow best friend. Bro code
HubCapDiamondStarHalo
As someone who is currently the victim of petty, childish, vague 'digs' like this from a similar FUCKHEAD - fuck you. 'Evil' - yes but SICK.
SloppyJimbo
You're just a dick
ourgreatbenefactor
"Chill, bro! It's just a prank! Dude, chill!"
IAmJustTryingToFitIn
The only entertaining YouTube pranks I've found are by MagicofRahat, the guy behind the skeleton driver prank.
ourgreatbenefactor
I really like his pranks too because they're actually harmless and everyone ends up laughing and liking it.
IAmJustTryingToFitIn
Especially his robot and invisible driver pranks
Anon143
No man, no. That's way too fucking far.
ABiggerBoat
Hopefully he's not Facebook friends with his roommate who sees the post.
myr14d
I dunno, this seems like a kinda dumb thing to do to A) knows where you live B) has keys to said place of living.
BrownskinOriental
For once I'm hoping that a dude fails at bringing a girl home. Blocking D is againdt bro code. Still funny though.
sorrycannotbraintoday
blocking isn't allowed, true, but messing with them a little is allowed. blast https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrI-UBIB8Jk from other room
WaggyTails
What an absolute dick.
failzor
Look what i just found
ztoundaa
Narc! Thumbs up.
ProneHub
lmfao.
kamandor
Source for follow up???
ClaymoreN7
Looks like it was here but deleted:http://m.fmylife.com/love/21467898
catmemesandweed
OP delivered.
Salsaun528
Gold!
visualvendetta
And so it begins.............
DIDJAPUTYERNAMEINTHEGOBLETUVFIRE
With friends like these...? Keep us posted man! :p
vxjasonxv
Roommates are not necessarily friends. I also doubt imgur OP is Sean on Facebook.
MasterGlasses
holy shit thats fucking evil, +1
YouAreANoob
Hey, thanks for letting us know. We couldn't tell from the title OR reading the post
Truthish13v31
For a moment there were 666 upvotes on this comment. I have saved you. You're welcome.
anvil
DR. Evil to you, peasant!
bigmee
CockBlock level over 9000!
StandAgainstTyranny
Igetthatreference.jpg
iftheshoefitz
Cockblocking is absolutely unacceptable!
WaffleStompingIsAWayOfLife
... But very funny
AtalanBeardy
Cock blocking so hard you get your roomie arrested for stalking.
Diddyu
Or really helpful, it depends on whether she's hot or not. We'll be requiring pictures for "science" and other "technical activities".
cow042
He didnt go to evil medical school for nothing.
ImgurianUpvote
I smell envy
freedomofnow
Cause fuck others' happiness.
inspiringandfunnyusernamecoolheh
Yes envy, payback is alright as long as you dont draw someone into it.
ImgurianUpvote
Like the hot girl
inspiringandfunnyusernamecoolheh
My ex flatmate said he will be away for new year, I had a girl over, he was back at 2 am, dead drunk, yay thanks.
ThisIsTheLastTimeIChangeUsernamesIPromise
I smell lust
ShirleyYouCantBcereus
I smell gluttony (I had taco bell and baked beans for breakfast. Don't judge me.)
ImgurianUpvote
Now I have envy of you
ThisIsTheLastTimeIChangeUsernamesIPromise
That's nice, I haven't eaten in two days so kinda hungry myself
TownsendV228
Why haven't you eaten in two days?
ThisIsTheLastTimeIChangeUsernamesIPromise
Just home sick. Too weak to make food.
BenBisbee
This is why I have trust issues
JustSayingYouHaventSeenMeAndBatmanInTheSameRoomBefore
I love not having room-mates.
visualvendetta
My personal policy:Room-mates are handy for paying a portion of the rent, but they must be locked in the basement the remainder of the time.
trendy0
How would you even explain that to the girl?
AceOfShovels
"Hey who's pictures are these"
ScaleScentedAnalDildo
"My roommate is an asshole."
vxjasonxv
That's the point.
JeevesMkii
The more relevant problem to us British, which one of you brings up the subject first and is it rude to mention it?
Earlkay
It took my so 2 weeks to bring up the fact that if cropped a photo of him and his dad and set it as my background.
Therearetoomanyusernames
I would just tell her the truth. My psycho roommate did it! If she's reasonable, she could tell he didn't do it.
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nakkje
DAE women logic amirite? XD
violetpolkadots
Gross.
MyNameIsJesusAndIStealHubcapsFromCars
lol, learn to enjoy the simple things, like when someone makes a sarcastic comment.
katheez
And I'm sure she would find the braggart who annoyed his roommate into prancing him very very attractive.
Therearetoomanyusernames
Eh, that would be kinda weird.
visualvendetta
If she's crazy, she sleeps with him instead.
VoltronMudkipz
So it's win win
visualvendetta
Perhaps.I love this thread, it just exploded. Also, if dude 1 sleeps at her place instead, comes home, thinks dude 2 is obsessed with girl.
aDefenseless9yearOldGirl
I would beat the living shit out of you
fozzseid
He wrote the FB comment. If the girl can't appreciate some humor then fuck her...I mean don't.
ScaleScentedAnalDildo
Still worth it.
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
no you wouldn't
Frankiewlsn
Woah guys we got a badass over here
BeardKhan
Damn nigga thats a really original phrase. Did it come with your edgelord diploma?
foriambill
butthurt much? (more originality for ye)
BeardKhan
Frankiewlsn
Wow that's a great comeback for an insult not directed at you did that come with your feminist easily triggered tumblr diploma
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Frankiewlsn
You should know since your apparently the best at knowing old insults
Pjnla
Yeah. I probably would too.
kongfuchicken
The bro code says you'd be entirely justified.
DeckMyHalls
Are you a D1 ping pong player?
SkyrimForTheDragons
Is this a reference to Balls of Fury?
aDefenseless9yearOldGirl
speedwalking
KevMud
Bring it on defenceless 9 year old girl...
iamOzymandiasLookOnMyWorksDumbassAndDespair
That's called cock blocking, and it is clearly against code. Shame on you.
Pillgore69
goddamn sean
ChrisMiletich
I want to upvote you like 10 more times. So Hilarios
aaronwhitey14
Internet fight !!!!!!!!!!!!
inspiringandfunnyusernamecoolheh
last time she was challenged.
Stronaut0
She's defenseless, not offenseless! beware her roll dodge and OHKO moves!
Predacane
Defenseless? Girl? That's worth a punch in the teeth right there.
Mostlydeadpool
@keymud has been slain by @aDefenseless9yearOldGirl! Fatality!
railgap
Ooooo! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! ^_^
aDefenseless9yearOldGirl
I don't believe in much in this world, but there's one thing I stand behind: if you step to me, you better come correct.
Cotrex
Something something cringe.
BlaneStrickland
I feel like you're just googling 80s hip hop lyrics now
aDefenseless9yearOldGirl
It's a 90's hip hop lyric, thank you very much
OtherErinFromTheOffice
What does that...I don't...is what you just said actually a thing that people say?
aDefenseless9yearOldGirl
It's a joke, obviously.
jollywalnut
Yes it is. It started out as slang but seems to used as a joke in this instance. Means: if you bring a fight to me, you better be ready.
OtherErinFromTheOffice
Yea, I sorta figured it out by context, but still...sheesh!
baturro
First time I heard that was on The Wire.
Mackwop
Come at the king you best not miss. - Omar
cheeeeeeeese22222
Shut up.
TownsendV228
Pretty sure the dude was joking.
edissick
Srsly, how small does your dick has to be.
jollywalnut
Overreact much?
aDefenseless9yearOldGirl
It was a joke
highevolutionary
But...but imgur is rated 12+
SheTurnedMeIntoANewtButIGotBetter
You should have checked the profile before posting @OP ..."kickboxer, wrestler, TKD & kyokushin black belt" you are in for some whoop ass :P
Squid373Hunter
And nobody can lie over the internet
SheTurnedMeIntoANewtButIGotBetter
Never in all my years of interneting have i seen someone lie or misinterpret the truth - Abraham Lincoln, probably
aromaticfable
Who, by the way, was actually a god damn badass fighter and wrestler himself.
ElementarySchoolTeacher
there is no "C" in defenseless, but I bet you get enough "C"s on your homework assignments. See me after class.
KevMud
Sir. I am British.. We spell it propa
beedude
Wait are you hot and female?
metzershmit
C* you after class.
PhiIIipJFry
yes there is...
Eldibs
Attention people pointing out that it'c the British cpelling - In thic cace it's a proper noun cpelled with an "S" so cettle down.
kittybuttwiggle
Defeneless?
ElementarySchoolTeacher
... https://media.giphy.com/media/kaGUvDOUCqDo4/giphy.gif
Usernamesarejustlabels
If you spell it correctly there is.
ElementarySchoolTeacher
Indeed--correctly has TWO C's.But we're talking about Defenseless"
ElementarySchoolTeacher
Dang. I put a quotation mark instead of a period. I'd delete and fix it, but that wouldn't be fair after I corrected people.
heylookatmeIamMrmeeseeks
Bomchikamaowao
DerpyPuppy
It's the British spelling.
theepisodewiththedog
Also Canadian spelling.
ElementarySchoolTeacher
"aDefenseless9yearOldGirl via iPhone" It's the user's name. I'm also taking points off for capitalization.
NorthCrown
Too late dude, you got rekt
Legovil
I take point off your first comment for not capitalizing there.
AskingTheRealQuestions
Well, had he actually attempted to spell out her name rather than just make a joke about the meaning of her name...
IGoogleItForYouSoYouDidntHaveToYouLazyFuck
Surely an elementary school teach should know it's the British spelling..?
ElementarySchoolTeacher
Surely, if you're correcting our spelling, you see he's calling someone by their username, and thus the British spelling isn't acceptable.
UsernameNotTakenYet
What are you doing? Never argue with them! You have a license to place in detention for these situations!
AskingTheRealQuestions
Surely you'll see that he made no attempts what so ever to spell out her name and that he was merely making a joke on the meaning of it.
Laitka
haaaa you should just accept you fucked up instead of digging a deeper hole