walk away...
7
2
64
oh, Mike.
46
4
29
truth
19
4
20
to every person who has asked "have you seen Justin Beiber's dick photos yet?!"
14
6
315
hi. me mermade. ok?
8
5
331
deep sea creatures: beautiful, mysterious, better with googly-eyes
91
12
336
when you love Easter AND Halloween
25
4
174
back up, Carol.
54
3
8211
Should have named her Rorschach
31
2
87
hightimes
24
7
50
you've got a friend in me...
83
25
110
and have you seen the price of sugar?!
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3
756
when you try to scare your cat with zucchini and they just make stir-fry...
1
2
140
when you look good on the outside but inside you're sad and basic
10
1
145
touching.
9
1
32
when you're going to be on Hoarders but don't want to be recognized
75
8
116
hell on wheels
8
2
68
blowjobs. (sfw)
81
17
2288
when Christmas decorations are out but you're still buying discounted Halloween candy...
9
3
69
this could not be truer...
1
5
49
ready... ready for what, exactly?
10
4
40
a "golden rule cleanse" ...
8
3
73
I bet he's into fruit... yet not peaches...
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29
250
cracked the code this week
3
4
87
truth
8
5
51
paying taxes in FULL
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5
121
Catcher in the Rye Whiskey was too on the nose...
20
2
69
when you need something to strain someone's shitty attitude
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7
132
and just as filthy...
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16
80
in the name of the pumpkin, the spud and the gobbler roast
22
6
143
thanks, I'll pay you handsomely for taking me to the front page, promise.
1
6
53
hey girl,
1
12
46
that guy in the office with diarrhea who won't stop talking about it
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6
546
old school traditional weddings were THE best
6
5
46
she has a little touch of the "crazy eyes"
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5
81