TheKingMoonracer
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Jan 28, 2015 12:59 AM
TheKingMoonracer
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RafisDumpBuddy
Same hottness of satan's asscrack...genius
notaballoon
White people, man
FWBatman
"They taste like burning!"
somespazzoid
Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough
peridotstar
That was the best caps-lock story I ever read lol
Frisbeetime420
Cruise control for cool
Dreadends
"Bullets! My only weakness... How did you know?"
LudwigVanKinder
as a Mexican i call bullshit on chocolate being that spicy
eastcoastninja
Oh...Right, those are bullets. Definitely bullets. That's what I thought when I saw them.
HighwayStar
Remember kids. Spicy food breaks your caps lock key.
FutureDelayed
So you're saying I'll get ice cream...
musicalsap
http://www.firebox.com/product/6137/Instant-Regret-Chocolate-Roulette
kdf333
thanks for the link. now who to prank.....
Moknicorra
Finally the 12-sided die gets used!
THEdrakespirit
I am crying because I'm laughing that hard, I needed that, thanks
LoudredBragg
Getting my SO this for v day. Gonna mix them into a box of pot-o-gold. Also to be read on Feb 15: single.
stilloldbull
Sure beats the old way of playing Russian Roulette...
RykerLM13
I want a game like this, but with a powerful laxative. So the loser doesnt know he lost for almost an hour, and a lot of suspense.
Pharya
Nobody would know who the loser actually was for an hour. It wouldn't just be the loser in total suspense
ConvenientlyRelevantUsername
This is just as bad and i would totally buy it
mastervalmont
Calm down, Satan.
Drlakata
WHY ARE WE YELLING
Zurkive
Seriously, although I decided to read the entire thing, I got more and more pissed while trying to finish it.
IProbablyShouldntBeOnImgurRightNow
The funny thing is the voice reading it in my head calmly explained the text not in caps, then resumed the YELLING.
CheeseANDpineapple
LOOOOOUD NOISES
peridotstar
I dont know but its the best caps lock story I ever read lol
GrateLordCheesus
I DON'T KNOW
yayayaimlordeyayaya
Cause tumblr
AiurForHire
the tumblr mentality of all-caps story-telling
ihavethisirrelevantfearofaliensattacking
IT'S VERY LOUD IN HERE
Jackofall
Because I can taste colours!
becausebugeye
Because it's teenagers
Pharya
becAUSE IT'S TUmblr
politicalhack
BECAUSE IT'S HOT
wrisley32
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/emma-ice-cream.gif
CJtheMetalhead
As a lover of all things spicy, does anyone know what kind of pepper they use?
KreatorX1
It says 1 million scoville. So it could be bhut jolokia. But I guess they just use capsaicin extract because it's much cheaper.
ConvenientlyRelevantUsername
Dang, you know your spicy shit
CyberAkuma
I've been practically coating my food lately in Vicious Viper hotsauce, so I say bring it on, it's probably something weak like Ghost Pepper
GeordieLaforge
O_o are you even human?
CyberAkuma
Times like this, I'm not so sure. It's starting to get to the point where even Vicious Viper isn't doing it for me anymore...
maledictum
It's 1.000.000 on scoville scale, so I think it's about the strongest Ghost Pepper and weakest Naga Morich.
CyberAkuma
Vicious Viper is 2,000,000 on the scoville scale
maledictum
Well I guess this is a piece of cake for you then... whatever unholy fire demon you are :D
CyberAkuma
Hey now, I'm a cyber demon, I mean, it's right in my name.
ItsCaptain0bvious
HELP THE TUMBLR KEY ON MY KEYBOARD IS STUCK AND PUNCTUATION IS NOT WORKING AT ALL AND SOME OF MY SENTENCES ARE LEFT UNFINISHED WHAT IS HAPPE
Kendrel
IT HAS NO FIX IT HAPPENED TO ME PREPARE YOURSELF IT WILL RUIN YOUR LI
Englebert3rd
ILLUMINA
Mshine
Finally some use for D12 except Greataxe and Barbarian!
AnnieKat
My thoughts exactly lol.
MOTHERFUCKINGBOBROSS
Play a greataxe barbarian, your d12 will finally feel important
Mshine
I play polearm master eldritch knight and my d10 is just fine.
MOTHERFUCKINGBOBROSS
I have three Chaotic Good Rangers. d8 sees a lot of action.
Mshine
How is it fun to play THREE cg rangers? I mean, isnt it repetitive?
MOTHERFUCKINGBOBROSS
Nah. They're all very different guys with very different personalities.
Belthazzar
OP after the game:
MarkBonneaux
Thank you, I nearly just woke my wife up lmao. +10
theclevernamegoeshere
This is perfect lol.
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IProbablyShouldntBeOnImgurRightNow
Is that the elusive majestic flying lawnmower?
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IProbablyShouldntBeOnImgurRightNow
Oh god, it's so beautiful *tears up*
AnnoyingBlueKobold
It killed a person
WheezingAppleWannaBe
Oh gosh......i hear it
sirplayerone
Lieutenant Dan!
AntonioStark
I'm going to ask the only question worth asking. Where do I buy this? Where do I buy 12 to rig one game?
theevilcabbage
they are now called instant regret chocolate.
Cynacide
Hello, Satan.
Skiafluff
I feel like they should sell rigged ones where everyone takes one and bites at once, but all but one are devil bullets.
Nize426
lolol you're going to open 12 boxes and lick all 144 pieces just to find the 12 spiked ones?
AntonioStark
Yes.
CaptainCapitalAndHisPunctuationPals
And then die? Because of spiciness?
CaptainCapitalAndHisPunctuationPals
http://www.firebox.com/product/6137/Instant-Regret-Chocolate-Roulette The spice is 1 million SC. The hottest pepper around is 2.5 million.
IDontLikeYouEither
.
lupemls
So it's as hot as a ghost pepper?
CaptainCapitalAndHisPunctuationPals
Yup.
locky157
The chilli they took the extract from is the same as a naga chilli, but it doesn't say how dilute in the chocolate it is.
KreatorX1
Carolina Reaper... Nearly as hot as the pepper spray used by the police.
peridotstar
Why do people put themselves through this???
KreatorX1
Once you get used to ordinary chilies, you want something hotter and after some years you start eating stuff like this.
AntonioStark
Good. Good I like this.
CyberAkuma
I've been eating a lot of a 2million SC hotsauce lately, would love to try this game. I actually want to get the spicy one.
CaptainCapitalAndHisPunctuationPals
How are you even still alive? I already died at like 500.000 SC!
CyberAkuma
The stuff I eat is spicy enough to wake the dead, it's kinda a Catch-22
manybothansdiedtobringusthisinformation
I'm yelling this inside my head.. then I calmed down with "the rest of the bullets" part, then yelled again.
Pharya
Rookie mistake. Never ever read Tumblr in the literal sense. You will asphyxiate yourself and DIE, because they never punctuate.
manybothansdiedtobringusthisinformation
Indeed, it's like hanging on to your life unless you arrive in a punctuation.
ohsillyus
As was bloody intended I am sure.
Cerinna
I also didn't get to pause for breath because no periods.
blahblah13
I did the same thing. When the regular sized letters appeared, I read them as though he was recommending I eat them because they are worth.
NosferMarki
I read it as an aside.
leeardamer
I know if I tried to use the same techniques in my essays, the english teacher wouldnt recognise my (stolen) skills. :(
FuckIsengardImTakingTheHobbitsToSecondBreakfast
Same.
knumina
Genius. Evil genius, but genius. Want one.
IAmQmazing
Give someone (douchebag chick) this for Valentines with a card that says "You're so HOT"
MrPeters
imnicetopeopleontheinternet
me too until i read the warnings indicating not to give it to the elderly, people with heart problems, and discouraging crotch touching 1/2
imnicetopeopleontheinternet
link: http://www.firebox.com/product/6137/Instant-Regret-Chocolate-Roulette
knumina
Product photo explains a lot. I grew peppers last summer - looked like the ones pictured. Dehydrated them, used on salads. Nearly killed me.
IAmQmazing
Give someone (douchebag chick) this for Valentines with a card that says "You're so HOT"
Syng42
OK, this is hilarious but please no one do this. If you're in the US, you could be charged with assault.
NoIWillNotTellYouMyUsername
Wait really?
IAmQmazing
Don't do this, but if you do... Better Call Saul!
Pharya
Got some capsicum spray? Make your own. All you need is cooking chocolate, a molding tray and a microwave. Steps to follow >>
Pharya
Step1 buy all the things. Step2 melt the chocolate in a bowl, pour it into the molding tray. leave some for death choc. Step3 freeze choc >>
Pharya
Step4 remove choc, put aside. Spray the shit out of left over choc and spray molding try. pour choc into tray. freeze. Voila!
InnocentlyStandingBy
Second'd. I want one too
Venport
I did some research and I wasn't able to find a place to buy those, but I found something similar (1/2)
MrTurtleWrangler
Theres a shop called Hawkinns Bazaar in the UK that sells them, at least I think it's the same product, could just be similar
Kittten
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00RYP0QQM/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?qid=1422474113&sr=8-1&dpPl=1&dpID=51Avm3YW6WL&ref=plSrch&pi=AC_SX200_QL40
yzmotoxer807
Inside my mom's asshole. (2/2)
devthedragon
Here you go. http://www.firebox.com/product/1976/Bite-The-Bullet
3Froggy5
I want that
froqwasket
Sorry, this product is not available.
ForThoseWhoHaveHeart
I want it
Venport
The point is they're not selling them though.
ISOMETIMESWRITEINCAPS
To quote that link "Bite the Bullet is back! Now known as Instant Regret Chocolate Roulette"
devthedragon
Just now realized that mine links to yours for the new and improved version. Whoops.
robertmarley
They only ship them to EU. (That's Europe right?)
Venport
Well unless I'm wrong it's European Union and also they don't ship the old versions Anywhere because they're cancelled.
captainikag
Ooh. 1 million scoville. Cool.
bisqwit
Cool is probably not the right word to use about this.
victoriangrey
In bar form so you can disguise it as other candy bars: http://www.firebox.com/product/5520/Instant-Regret-Chilli-Chocolate?via=related
victoriangrey
I really hope the product feature section has a typo.
Venport
http://www.firebox.com/product/6137/Instant-Regret-Chocolate-Roulette
Materclaritas
>tfw i cant favorite a comment
Wylf
"Slightly better than putting a gun to your head."
quary80
I'm buying 3 of these
Dt33345
"CAUTION: Do not put in direct contact with eyes or downstairs area, and wash hands after handling." WHY WOULD YOU HAVE TO INCLUDE GENITALS
IhateHumansAnimalsAndPlantsBOULDERSAreOk
put.. put it in your ass
CaptainCapitalAndHisPunctuationPals
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barkybrown
Because when people are stupid enough to do it, they have no legal standing to sue because they were warned.
ArdentSlacker
Because after you've dealt with the way your mucous membranes are telling you they've been melted by lava... you might have an itch.
Cobaltios
Because people are dumb and require that little bit of information to not bother trying it in the first place.
CaptainCapitalAndHisPunctuationPals
''May induce chilli-infused trouser explosions.''
saltyfruit
Wow and it's pretty decently priced
Ciffer
We said there are 11 bullets (including 1 chill-infused one) but we've also thrown in another separate spare chilli-infused one. 1/
Ciffer
You know, just in case the game's over in the first round. 2/2
notaromulanspy
Bless you, Satan.
butteredtoast789
1 million SC...the world record hottest pepper is only 2.5 million at peak o.o fuck this game
Vercci
Prepare to be scared. Also don't eat this it's lethal. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resiniferatoxin
butteredtoast789
thats the stuff thats in the carolina reaper (the above mentioned pepper)
Vercci
Check again. Resiniferatoxin isn't found in peppers. Pure Capsaicin has a SC value of over 15 million. This shit is 16 BILLION. It's deadly.
ForThoseWhoHaveHeart
Yeah but there are 7 mil Scoville sauces of which I have tried. 1 mil honestly isn't that bad. But I also eat spicy food like candy so...
Venport
They might be shitting us.
Vercci
Not really. It's very easy to get highly concentrated amounts of spice when you don't have to worry about putting in whole pepper.
mateysaidwot
Oh, I think we'll be the ones shitting...
butteredtoast789
I dunno but I know I'm not gonna tempt fate jalepenos are only like 1000SC and I'm not confortable with those
ButIDidntDieThoughItWasAJoke
Aren't they 4000? Habaneros are 350,000
TMNTloverthatisalsofromnycbywayofmaine
put.. put your... never mind
YoureALizardHarry96
Baaaaad idea brother
hexachordalcombinatoriality
DO NOT PUT YOUR GENITALS ANYWHERE NEAR IT.
qussow
Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough...
RustyLongshanks
*stupid enough
139mod70
http://imgur.com/huZ5YEt
JCrashB
You meant "Put it in your ass"?
WenchMinion
put your butt over it
Boofernut
...Put your gun around it...
ConfusedandSalty
Almost got ahead of yourself there Satan.......
walterpeck
NONONONONONONONONO
mtgjbone
your butt in it?
FlamingRutabaga
Great news! It's a Suppository !!
ninjagaidensigma
Now let's try it with pizza slices
spaghettifacebang
Chocolate buttholes are a thing. Put your... Well, you know.
IDLToN
Put it in your dickhole.
ToatesMcgoates
I have never laughed so fucking hard at a comment!
JackLiquidCourage
put... put it in your butt.
cjjohnso
Put it in your vagina..? No don't. Bad idea..
FrozenSweetenedBovineSecretions
Yikes *clenches*
JayInTheNorth
Gf n I have the hot ones like ghost and c.reaper. We forgot I had been handling them before we moved on to some "guitar playing". Don't.
cjjohnso
Lol. hahaha
qussow
Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough...
CossackHD
Spicy dildo... intriguing!
MrPredator
A cactus?
UnspokenX
that's my fetish.
YoureALizardHarry96
I don't think anybody should be aloud to be THAT brave
CalmDownItsJustAGiantFlyingSpider
i feel like allowed should have been capitalized.
PhoenixStanfield
and spelled correctly.
krauraurgg
Subtle. I like it.
icypants
DO NOT PUT YOUR DICK IN IT. I REPEAT DO NOT PUT YOUR DICK IN IT. ABORT THE MISSION! ABORTTTTTT
IFuckingLoveArt
instruction unclear, got dICK FUCKING BURNING AS HELL
icypants
HOW WERE THE INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR
IFuckingLoveArt
IM AN IDIOT, PUTTING DICK EVERYWHERE AND SHIT