FlaminRaginCaucasian
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Aug 16, 2017 8:42 PM
FlaminRaginCaucasian
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wilsonflanges
"Hold my wine spritzer."
Bozuka
Why do I only see 3?
YourNeighborhoodLesbian
One thing I've learned over the years is when you start to death wobble, aim for the grass
Rookthebaggins
#2 throws like a girl
JohnnieBlaze88
Dat catapult woman is just dead...
NotTodayBro438
"Nope, fuck you. No fruit siege this day" -giant slingshot probably
3nd3rwiggin
#4 I have been in that building, but for some reason I cannot remember where it is.
jayhawker33
Only cause they do *less* stupid stuff. Accidents are still a top 5 cause of death for men in USA
Logan9Fingers
Haha! Stupid broads!
candiedhotdogs
#3 what came out of her mouth?!
ThisAccountIsMainlyForUpvoting
Testosterone is a bitch.
whatkaty
on behalf of my sex, i shrug.
unclefisty
Because for every one of these idiots there are ten equally dumb guys.
funnyusernamefunnyguy
Well back in the days women weren't allowed to do much in general. Now they are catching up :D
Idsertian
Ten foot poles! Get your ten foot poles here! Ten foot poles, perfect distance for touching this comment! (I kid, I kid)
PUNISHER88
That sling shot tho, looks like her face imploded....haha...lol
WesTexMex
pumkin chunkin looks painful AF
3nd3rwiggin
I think that is the other half of the GIF where the two women are shocked and the guy smiles.
Updoesntgodownandviseversa
What doesn't mortally crush your soul and kill you makes you stronger they say.
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
They do live longer. Not these ones, maybe, but.
thatusernamehasntalreadybeenchosen
To be fair, for every woman who does some dumb shit like this, there's 20 guys doing something dumber
Seyleigh
The woman falling during a high kick would have been me if I entered the army! Funny gifs
JonNatoz
She ded
BenHipno
In #8 did her face just explode?
fitzmimmons
Pole dancing PSA: A $30 prop stripper pole from Spencer's is nothing more than a pink suspension rod. It will not actually hold your weight.
V1adimirPutin
Watermelon to the motherfucking FACE!
MrAwful
BobbyBobBobBuBuBuBubblegoose
Watermelon lady looks really bad, but bikini skateboard girl genuinely made me shudder.
wzzt
I'd like to know what a military does with people like those in #2
KoRplussomeletters
Grenade dampers.
brevemike
Promotion, make them officers
FreakierChicken
Infantry
Rookthebaggins
Probably assign them a desk
3nd3rwiggin
Was going to say, desk duty...
bitemark
For every dumb thing these girls have done, I guarantee at least 20 guys have tried to do it in a dumber way
rebel13459
As a guy I can confirm this
wandergeist
Which is how progress happens. Lots more deaths and dismemberment, of course, but also, occasionally, progress.
Skrap85
Because they kill us when we won't stop laughing at them
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SnickSnackPaddyWhack
If this isn't a cry for attention I don't know what is
Lissthis
https://www.google.com/amp/www.foxnews.com/us/2017/07/27/fbi-man-says-killed-wife-on-cruise-over-her-laughing.amp.html
GodEmperorMasterOfMankind
positive2dicks
aster6
EQUALITY
bronypokey6918
oh my god
Chrono2055
GalacticToast17
Username checks out
GodEmperorMasterOfMankind
Enohpoxas
Effective!
IveSeenYourButthole
Play stupid games....
FeelTheGurn
Win stupid prizes
SnickSnackPaddyWhack
Talk to me dumb and that's how I react
ThePowerOf42
If only you could have finished Horus that fast
GodEmperorMasterOfMankind
ThePowerOf42
http://img1.reactor.cc/pics/comment/Warhammer-40000-%D1%84%D1%8D%D0%BD%D0%B4%D0%BE%D0%BC%D1%8B-%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%BD%D0%B8-pony-941619.gif
GodEmperorMasterOfMankind
Anadate
I don't recall and honestly to lazy to look. What happened to the watermelon face lady. That's looks painful af.
festivehanbanan
It was an Amazing Race episode. She was fine afterwards, just a bit pissed off bc I think they were behind on the challenge. Super funny tho
UrOverThinkingIt
She's fine. Just ended up with a little meloncholy.
McChalmChalms
keepguessingusernames
cryogenian
uptaco
Yus.
Ca1yps0
KalebJackson13
Watched it on Amazing Race. I think In the same race one of the natives were handling a camel and got kicked crazy hard. Made me laugh
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Anadate
Thanks
Hatah
WTF happened with that grenade? Did she forget to throw it and instead just drop it?
YanderePrincess
I dunno. I have this problem everytime I try to use grenades in video games. I will never try to use a grenade in real life.
AngryFennec
she just throws like a toddler. hardly got any distance on it leaving too close.
GalacticToast17
"Eh..." (The sound of her throwing it)
MurtBaclinBFI
Useless
Improbabilitydrive42
No one taught her how to throw for distance before giving her an explody ball.
gad885
One of the reason there is the grenade trench around the spot they throw is because people will pull the pin throw the pin and drop the nade
TheBestKindOfCorrect
Ever try to throw something with your non-dominant hand? Some girls grow up never learning how to throw a ball. For them it's like that.
RandomGuyFromThere
I'm a dude and I never really learned how to throw a ball. I still got my grenades over the barrier though.
pixarpizza
Can confirm. Even as an ambi person, the farthest I've ever thrown something is 10-15 feet, and that was a rabid fox attacking my dog.
pixarpizza
To clarify, I threw the fox. Not my dog. My dog is a good girl.
BigJB
Rules to live by: 1. Pull pin 2. THROW grenade Murphy's Law: Once the pin is pulled, mr. grenade is NOT your friend.
NapoleonDynOmite
That is not Murphy's law. Murphy's law is a ska band
beachbum273
I loved Quake's version: "Player tried to put the pin back in"
BigJB
Aww forgot all about that one. Sigh good ol quake days.
wandergeist
Not everybody grows up learning how to throw rocks / baseballs. But maybe fewer girls than boys do.
anubisfike
Can't understand why you got downvoted for saying something that a guy right above is getting upvoted for saying.
bigsluttydaddy
I think it's safe to just laugh at one person without making a statement about gender
UncleVenoM
Go be sensitive somewhere else
pixarpizza
Yo but it's 100% true. It's not a skill females use.
Idsertian
I din't. I still don't throw like that. Wtf is going on in someone's brain that makes them think throwing a deadly weapon like that is okay?
ButtblasterMcAssmaster
I get what you're saying, but that's not a deadly weapon, it's clearly a training grenade with minimal powder charge.
Idsertian
Training or not, I ain't messin' with any boom-egg.
theincrediblebullshittingman
She threw it like a girl and it went off just behind the wall.
thebowlllama
https://youtu.be/XjJQBjWYDTs
Drakhma
lol
UncleAIex
It didn't even make it to the wall...
theincrediblebullshittingman
Actually you're right, it drops on the same side with them.