And they say women live longer

Aug 16, 2017 8:42 PM

"Hold my wine spritzer."

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Why do I only see 3?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One thing I've learned over the years is when you start to death wobble, aim for the grass

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#2 throws like a girl

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Dat catapult woman is just dead...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Nope, fuck you. No fruit siege this day" -giant slingshot probably

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#4 I have been in that building, but for some reason I cannot remember where it is.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Only cause they do *less* stupid stuff. Accidents are still a top 5 cause of death for men in USA

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Haha! Stupid broads!

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#3 what came out of her mouth?!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Testosterone is a bitch.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

on behalf of my sex, i shrug.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Because for every one of these idiots there are ten equally dumb guys.

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Well back in the days women weren't allowed to do much in general. Now they are catching up :D

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Ten foot poles! Get your ten foot poles here! Ten foot poles, perfect distance for touching this comment! (I kid, I kid)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That sling shot tho, looks like her face imploded....haha...lol

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pumkin chunkin looks painful AF

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think that is the other half of the GIF where the two women are shocked and the guy smiles.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

What doesn't mortally crush your soul and kill you makes you stronger they say.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They do live longer. Not these ones, maybe, but.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

To be fair, for every woman who does some dumb shit like this, there's 20 guys doing something dumber

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The woman falling during a high kick would have been me if I entered the army! Funny gifs

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

She ded

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In #8 did her face just explode?

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Pole dancing PSA: A $30 prop stripper pole from Spencer's is nothing more than a pink suspension rod. It will not actually hold your weight.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Watermelon to the motherfucking FACE!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

v SKINNED

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Watermelon lady looks really bad, but bikini skateboard girl genuinely made me shudder.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd like to know what a military does with people like those in #2

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Grenade dampers.

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Promotion, make them officers

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Infantry

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Probably assign them a desk

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Was going to say, desk duty...

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For every dumb thing these girls have done, I guarantee at least 20 guys have tried to do it in a dumber way

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As a guy I can confirm this

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Which is how progress happens. Lots more deaths and dismemberment, of course, but also, occasionally, progress.

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Because they kill us when we won't stop laughing at them

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If this isn't a cry for attention I don't know what is

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EQUALITY

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oh my god

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Username checks out

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Effective!

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Play stupid games....

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Win stupid prizes

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Talk to me dumb and that's how I react

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I don't recall and honestly to lazy to look. What happened to the watermelon face lady. That's looks painful af.

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It was an Amazing Race episode. She was fine afterwards, just a bit pissed off bc I think they were behind on the challenge. Super funny tho

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She's fine. Just ended up with a little meloncholy.

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Yus.

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Watched it on Amazing Race. I think In the same race one of the natives were handling a camel and got kicked crazy hard. Made me laugh

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Thanks

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WTF happened with that grenade? Did she forget to throw it and instead just drop it?

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I dunno. I have this problem everytime I try to use grenades in video games. I will never try to use a grenade in real life.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

she just throws like a toddler. hardly got any distance on it leaving too close.

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"Eh..." (The sound of her throwing it)

9 years ago | Likes 87 Dislikes 1

Useless

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No one taught her how to throw for distance before giving her an explody ball.

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One of the reason there is the grenade trench around the spot they throw is because people will pull the pin throw the pin and drop the nade

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Ever try to throw something with your non-dominant hand? Some girls grow up never learning how to throw a ball. For them it's like that.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

I'm a dude and I never really learned how to throw a ball. I still got my grenades over the barrier though.

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Can confirm. Even as an ambi person, the farthest I've ever thrown something is 10-15 feet, and that was a rabid fox attacking my dog.

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To clarify, I threw the fox. Not my dog. My dog is a good girl.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Rules to live by: 1. Pull pin 2. THROW grenade Murphy's Law: Once the pin is pulled, mr. grenade is NOT your friend.

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That is not Murphy's law. Murphy's law is a ska band

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I loved Quake's version: "Player tried to put the pin back in"

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Aww forgot all about that one. Sigh good ol quake days.

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Not everybody grows up learning how to throw rocks / baseballs. But maybe fewer girls than boys do.

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Can't understand why you got downvoted for saying something that a guy right above is getting upvoted for saying.

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I think it's safe to just laugh at one person without making a statement about gender

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 4

Go be sensitive somewhere else

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Yo but it's 100% true. It's not a skill females use.

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I din't. I still don't throw like that. Wtf is going on in someone's brain that makes them think throwing a deadly weapon like that is okay?

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I get what you're saying, but that's not a deadly weapon, it's clearly a training grenade with minimal powder charge.

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Training or not, I ain't messin' with any boom-egg.

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She threw it like a girl and it went off just behind the wall.

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https://youtu.be/XjJQBjWYDTs

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lol

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It didn't even make it to the wall...

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Actually you're right, it drops on the same side with them.

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