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All I know is I better see some effin luck by the end of the day.... FP EDIT: Thank you all for all of your warm, supportive and kind comments as well as all of you ever so gently pointing out the fact that i'm an idiot :) Tragiluckily, no one is more painfully aware of that fact than I. For what it's worth, i was an idiot in love. With plans, hopes and dreams. The cake is a lie. Lessons learned the hard way, i guess. Thank you again, everyone :) i read all of your comments and upvote every single one :)
ITTOOKALONGTIMETOTHINKOFTHISNAME
You done fucked up A A ron
AWESOMEBOT
Time to do an STD panel! For realsies. And then start consulting with a divorce lawyer.
derekjohn
Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.
WhatHapen
I bet she gobbles more cocks than a wolf in a chicken pen.
bizzarotime
Is no one going to say this?! CONGRATULATIONS ON THE PENNY SIR!
FrontierJustice24
I get it man, it’s not as easy as it sounds, I was always one to say if she cheats don’t take her back, until it happened to me.
GeekyGuyTitus
Same here, I even adopted her son as my own. I love that little guy. I knew it wouldn't be the same with her, but i love her too.
usersubbordercontrol
Why take them back?..
whydoyoucarewhatmynameisanyway
I don't understand cheating. If you're not happy leave. I'm sure cheaters would hate to find their partner cheating on them, so why do it???
Skizzlesnap
First rule. Never take back a cheater. They did it once and will do it again.
Kelseykuni
I think losing such a toxic person in your life is the good luck itself!
SwiggityDiggitySwoo
hear hear here here!
AZDan2012
So, you're saying she's single
Rainbowtrout117
When she comes crawling back to you again, start a slow and gradually maniacle laugh, then lean in and say deeply "No"
ConnoisseurOfSorts
My rule is: If the relationship ends, there is NO getting back together... period! There's a reason why it ended, leave it be and move on.
Skittleballs
“i took her back“ is a blue penguin if I've ever seen one. Good luck man, you will find better.
InnerUniverse
When it comes to cheating, one and done is always the best policy. I don't care how much history you have, that is the end of all things.
sharon838
I can't blame anyone for giving their spouse a second chance. At least now you know. At least it wasn't 5 years later that she cheated on -
sharon838
- you again so you didn't have 5 more years of hopes and dreams invested. Hang in there, OP. Choose better next time.
MisterValyrianStealYourGirl
If they'll cheat for you, they'll cheat on you.
infiniteLoop2
This is so true. It happened to me.
howbouthatt
1 Sorry you had to go through this. You're a good man. Your wife sounds like a tortured soul. You did right by her. She doesn't realize
howbouthatt
2 what a big mistake she's made. Let her go on her way now. Protect your heart without being a jerk. You'll be ok. Hang in there. I care.
LustrousShadow
Hopefully, the luck you see will be to not see her again.. Here's hoping things take a turn for the better, OP~
ARussianAndHisBike
Thank you :) only time I'm planning on seeing her again is in divorce court
bwizzle360
If a man fucks ur wife, buy him a beer. He just showed you how terrible your partner is.
ARussianAndHisBike
Lol. Yeah.. I saw him on top of her through the window.. Somehow, buying the guy a beer wasn't my first thought :)
Meadzerker
She'll come back crying, pregnant. DON'T TAKE HER BACK!
ShootYourGooMyDude
Unless you're a cuckold and get your kicks from having other men knock up your wife and taking care of their child.
msgolightlygow1
Username checks out... wanna get nasty?
thatsmyfetish69
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...won't get fooled again
thatsmyfetish69
Dubya
monjoinoctave
Fool me twice... Strike three. MJS
TheZompocalypse
YEEEAAAHHHHHHHHH!
msgolightlygow1
My favorite quote
theincrediblebullshittingman
That's actually how I always remember the phrase, because I wasn't familiar with it before Bush did his thing.
shermanCG
I believe in a legit 2nd chance. If someone cheats on you, give them 1 more chance. They fucked it up again. Send them to Hell.
killer10347
Remember kids, if she leaves you once, she's not coming back because she magically loves you again.
coreunit
learn how to say no
CaptainAnus
Yes
coreunit
also change the locks
ARussianAndHisBike
Done
JesusHeardMyMeanThought
The second time around
smallskillerofhambino
ARussianAndHisBike
Sure is...
Cereaza
I was gonna say. Do you have experience punching yourself in the face repeatedly? Turns out you do.
JesusHeardMyMeanThought
Happinessfarmer72
You already did. She left.
ARussianAndHisBike
Happinessfarmer72
You're welcome.
slackr31337
IraqiWalker
These words are immortal
RayMC
I've seen people go from being dumb to being smart. It happens, albeit rarely,
SmolRat
Yeah, it happens. It takes a lot of self awareness though.
theshrektacularshrek
That self awareness is what the idiots lack, sadly. The first rule of the Dunning-Krueger Club is that you don't know you're in the club.
Avadevinelover
Engrave "remeber what the bitch did" on that penny and keep it forever to remind you not to trust her again
ThatGuyWhoThinksEveryoneIsAPineapple
Preferably with "remember" spelled correctly.
AManWhoWasntThere
Late at night, she knocks on my door...
justbelowme
Shes drunk again and lookin to score
MrPeebles
-2pac
MakerOfBadJokes
Give her the D. For divorce, no more freediving with a cheater. Divorce her, take the kids and the house - and then Fuck her best friend.
leodavinci1
If she has a best friend, she's probably a lot like her. Don't think he ought to go there.
MakerOfBadJokes
True. But just for principle - not for keeps. And don't go diving without a wetsuit
MakerOfBadJokes
Might come back with barnacles
seentoomuchdeath
Those you can scrape off.
MakerOfBadJokes
Sounds like a Fun time...