Just found Charles Darwin down the pub.
When i hear my girlfriend farting in her sleep.
Every time!
"It's true! It's true!, we really are lame!"
MRW I catch a child trying to sneak a look at me in my underwear.
K
When people post what they are eating
Lots of delicious irony going on at the moment.
Fella needs some earplugs
1 upvote = 1 prayer
This was my today
Bit warm out.
exercising while pooing
And nobody better say otherwise.
when a girl at the bar is flirting with me, but i don't realise until she leaves.
For when you realllly love flowers.
Hipster cop
A 'finger food' platter my friends ordered in a bar in Dublin.
MRW my girlfriend goes out of town for the weekend and i have the flat to myself.
Pretty sure my friend was the devil when he was a kid
When I hear the pizza delivery guy pull up outside.
when the acid kicks in.
My friends dog loves getting his photo taken.
nom nom nom
January 1st
I tried it once, never again.
aww so cute <3
Go to England