CaptainAnus

22393 pts ยท April 26, 2014


Drowning myself is a game I play.

Just found Charles Darwin down the pub.

Points 18
Comments 4
Views 833

When i hear my girlfriend farting in her sleep.

Points 11
Comments 7
Views 1103

Every time!

Points -6
Comments 3
Views 281

"It's true! It's true!, we really are lame!"

Points 0
Comments 2
Views 191

MRW I catch a child trying to sneak a look at me in my underwear.

Points -2
Comments 0
Views 248

K

Points 1644
Comments 213
Views 40283

When people post what they are eating

Points 81
Comments 5
Views 4569

Lots of delicious irony going on at the moment.

Points 11
Comments 11
Views 1083

Fella needs some earplugs

Points -4
Comments 2
Views 192

1 upvote = 1 prayer

Points 44
Comments 11
Views 1119

This was my today

Points 7
Comments 8
Views 787

Bit warm out.

Points -6
Comments 0
Views 218

exercising while pooing

Points 27
Comments 3
Views 260

And nobody better say otherwise.

Points 1212
Comments 103
Views 78018

when a girl at the bar is flirting with me, but i don't realise until she leaves.

Points 27
Comments 9
Views 325

For when you realllly love flowers.

Points 98
Comments 16
Views 821

Hipster cop

Points 7100
Comments 261
Views 9006

A 'finger food' platter my friends ordered in a bar in Dublin.

Points 249
Comments 37
Views 9456

MRW my girlfriend goes out of town for the weekend and i have the flat to myself.

Points 36
Comments 6
Views 174

Pretty sure my friend was the devil when he was a kid

Points 1
Comments 3
Views 479

When I hear the pizza delivery guy pull up outside.

Points 6
Comments 2
Views 398

when the acid kicks in.

Points 0
Comments 7
Views 190

My friends dog loves getting his photo taken.

Points 23
Comments 4
Views 417

nom nom nom

Points 8
Comments 3
Views 161

January 1st

Points 12
Comments 0
Views 89

I tried it once, never again.

Points 24
Comments 0
Views 84

aww so cute <3

Points 14
Comments 7
Views 68

Go to England

Points 17
Comments 5
Views 64
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