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Welcome to this dump of random memes. Sometimes I make them themed, sometimes I don't. If you enjoy laughing without talking politics, getting away from the horrors of the world, or escaping reality, you’ll love following this page!
Are you ruining your ecosystem with deep dish pizza? Me too
That's just evil
This is very helpful for understanding my children
Why is this true?
There's many different ways to show love and receive love, if you look for them
I'll bet that made the court clerk's day
Anyone seen Sarah and Duck? That's the Cloud Captain's job!
She looks so sad anddefeated
Totally not going to eat you or anything
My kids this last Sunday morning
I think this would be so funny but I'm the mom
Sometimes they're so annoying. I gave you a dollar yesterday!
I didn't know they let pilots work into their 80s
Ewwww
Best one
Happens so often
He definitely needs the seat more
Swans are pretty mean
Glow up!
Just needed to read in peace
Those reasons are that I'm tired
Be back soon
Yes
Whimsically angelic and part of nature
Then I had to emotionally recover from the shower
Ever feel this way?
It's nice actually
I deserve a financial planner lol
What's in your flask? Mine has coffee
It's such a burden
I'm so nice
Somebody always gotta ruin it
Not very Christian of me, but hey, I'm working on it
Common sense isn't common
Whoops. Time to touch grass
They never agree but who cares?
Remember when you could breathe through your nose?
They're ugly
Ahhhh
Depression is a hell of a thing
But it can but me a boat
I'll be a sugar baby, but like, nothing too sexual. Also I'm not sexy. I'm a middle aged mom. That's a reasonable goal, right?
Save your energy for what matters because they won't change their minds anyway
But I'm posting online for attention
Can't believe I argued with a child instead of being an adult
Sigh
Heck yeah
Umm, yeah, I'm a lazy butt
This used to all be farmland
UhSadHJ84
#9 Be a shame if they used the whole FUCKING word. Sweet kitty though
Lombax369
#3 Is that even a drinks machine? Looks like a collector card machine.
GigglySprinkleCupcake
Well that makes it even worse
Jaco927
#16
Lordborgman
The one that can speak with a real English accent.
GoodFellowSkeleton
#9 What have you done to my basket?
isetprettygirlsonfire
#8 I'm a geologic engineer, people never quite to know what that means haha
vorodar
You engineer the logic for the geo, duh.
GeekBoyChrisOnlySometimes
I never quite to know what quite to know means
MoistyFart
#15
bikergeek6249
#16 no Errol Flynn? No Disney fox?
MelfsAcidArrow
#6 I think that behavior is romanticized - sharing memes or comics or whatever. My grandfather would clip comics from the Sunday paper to mail to me with little notes on them.
If you want it to be romanticized, then just do it. There is no council
oldguyexlurker
#3 Math not mathing. 1st... $5 for a drink? fuck that. 2nd. 60 interviews per day is one every 10 minutes if you work a 10hour day with no breaks. Trying to subtlely work in a push to buy a drink and then have them even start to drink it would take more than the 10 minutes. Not to mention there would have to be a constant line of interviewees, every day for roughly 5 minute interviews... maybe. Remember, no breaks.
whotheflipdoithinkiam
I get the Ai vibe from the picture
RavennaMagnus
And at that point it’s not “passive” income. You are working for it. Just be a recruiter at that point and charge commission
ButtblasterMcAssmaster
If about half of them buy a drink, they're saying they're making a 10$ margin on every drink sold which....yeah. Doubt X.
hollerfloozy
#15 You know some idiot out there gonna try this. And these people breed.
ProcrastinatingWork
but cleaner than some assholes!
PunnyTiger
#7 guy reviewing the ticket: "Well, it's not MY money, and I definitely got a laugh out of it."
teardropivyyearofthetiger
I’m sick of forks. I got about 12 escargot forks in my shoulder and then I got fired.
God help me if something more happens.
tomyeltz
#11 Oh good. This stereotype again.
GigglySprinkleCupcake
I just thought it was funny because that happens to my family quite often.
scoutMoonDiver
#5 My husband. Literally.
CelestialSea
#7 Some jurisdictions require parking companies to allow one free "mistake" per license plate per year. Doesn't matter how lame the excuse is, if you protest, they're required by law to let it slide.
LjubljanaJeNajlepseMestoNaSvetu
Adequate collection. I stole a few.
ghostofGracchusBabeuf
#10 that does not look like a pine tree. If it’s not a mimic someone put them there. Do squirrels eat pinecones? Don’t tell me they’re fake it’s a mimic the tree very clearly said it was not a mimic.
PolyTheWicked
#32 Oh pwincess
Iplaybadguys
#8 I literally just did the same lol
Moose79
#16 you cant fool me, thats Pierre Desperaux
Resistance1000
GigglySprinkleCupcake
Factory fresh, of course baby is empty
StupidCanadianWolfBird
#1 "Pray, good people, I cannot even."
Twasnotluckbutskill
#3 10 minutes an interview with no braks for 10 hours? Ain't worth $300 a day my dude
Sebastopol140
#21 Today is brain day.
GigglySprinkleCupcake
Very important to not skip
aChungusAmongUs
#5 I will eat the same things every day for months on end. Last year I ate tacos for dinner for 8 months straight. I make good food and it always taste good every time.
swofromtherock
As a bachelor, I would make recipes fitting a party of 12, then eat it for every meal until it was gone. Lasagna for breakfast, lunch and dinner for 2-3 days in a row.
GigglySprinkleCupcake
I couldn't eat it for every single meal because tummy issues, but I could really go for my Grandma's handmade lasagna for a few days
fartharder
#7 having to pay to park at work is such a kick in the nuts
ProcrastinatingWork
Bus passes are available
annonymouse211
#3 nothing about 50 interviews per day is PASSIVE income
OmnibusLatinName
Like speed dating or something.
FuManLu
Yeah, mathematically... 50-60 interviews in 8 hours..
TheNonSequiturFairy
This is a parody account. He has another post about using Klarna to finance a burrito, then says "congratulations to all concerned."
Moose79
Idk why you got down voted, the guys name is a clear give away
vorodar
I'm pretty sure it's a parody account.
picofrog
Makes sense, I was thinking, that would less than 10 minutes per interview. "Hello. We'll call you back. Get a drink on the way out. Bye"
AllwaysCarryABible
#18 the one drawback of being a 40year old with a full head of not-yet-grey-hair, noone expects my knees to be shit on the subway...
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
I'm 50 with no gray and I have fibromyalgia so I really need to sit. I get dirty looks for sitting in the "special needs" section, too.
GigglySprinkleCupcake
Having invisible illnesses really sucks
AllwaysCarryABible
Fibro is such a bitch that way. A friend of mine "solved" it by carrying a dressy cane, mostly to get over his own impostor syndrome.
vorodar
#4 "Fork theory" is seven paragraphs to explain "the straw that broke the camel's back".
The phrase "stick a fork in me, I'm done" doesn't mean you keep sticking forks. It's just a more elaborate way to say "I'm done" as in "finished", "complete". From cooking - where you stick a fork in something to see if it's done cooking. Then the phrase went about it backwards - "I'm done (with this), so stick a fork in me".
And the fork theory somehow makes it a fork limit.
TKpotato
I got autism and it seems to be a common thing of us overexplaining things in an attempt to make them make more sense, or as much sense to them as it does to me. I like analogies, they help me understand something better, if I can apply this logic/reasoning to something similar then it helps it fit together better in my mind. This can ofc tiring and confusing to others, but it’s something that takes practice, learning to leave out the redundant bits and to not over explain everything
scrumbles666
Yeah, but this is just a bad analogy. Spoon theory is about spoons because that's what the person used as a visual aid for the concept- the spoons are widgets. But Fork theory is about forks bevause the idiom is 'put a fork in me, I'm done.' So stressors are forks of varying sizes being stabbed into you which you can tolerate up to a point. Who walks around with multiple forks stabbed in them? That's not a thing, so you have to explain it and the analogy fails.
ArchSchnitz
It is an elaborate explanation for hitting one's limit. I feel like a possible reason someone came up with this elaborate expansion of the idea stems from forks being different sizes, whereas straw is all... pretty universal. Thin, yellow, fits within pretty standard parameters. I always replace the spoon metaphor with knives. My drawer, every day, is filled with knives. I need a spoon, but I have to use one of several improbable knives to do the job. It's inefficient and laborious for everyone.
vorodar
The straw idiom isn't at all about equal measured loads.
The situations described in the post is that several different problems can be endured but one more might be too much. Even if it's a little one. That's exactly what the straw/camel idiom describes: "the last in a series of bad things that happen to make someone very upset, angry, etc"
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/the%20straw%20that%20breaks%2Fbroke%20the%20camel%27s%20back
ArchSchnitz
Yes, it is. It is both.
A straw is universally a small thing. Having too many to the point of harm is bad. One last small thing is the tipping point into bad. It is also a touch ridiculous because you don't load straw individually, so a single final straw being too much is a little silly, very memorable, it's why it works as a simile.
The post suggests that it is not always a load made up of virtually-identical stressors, and that not all loads are equal. It's a subtle difference, but there.
vorodar
I've never in my life heard or read "the straw that broke the camel's back" used to refer to virtually-identical stressors. I've always encountered it to means "one more stressor was too much". And it might be small or it might be big.
I think you're taking the phrase too literally, I don't believe that's how it's used in practice.
ArchSchnitz
Am I... grasping at straws?