Those who know…
“I’ve got to start eating at home more.”
The Four Horsemen
My niece is two and starting to talk
Damn reptilians...
Teachers beginning class on Day 98 of homeschooling through video chat-
Best Bromance 2019
And now a short comedy interlude.
When I’m getting ready to downvote a long post-
417 BLAZE IT
Imma rest here for a bit.
So I’m standing there, covered in blood and wielding a chainsaw-
What flavor is a fossil?
Dance for your candy.
When I get home and only have two hours before I need to sleep-
Imgur Black Magic
[Screaming Intensifies]
To all the users complaining that their posts are never appreciated.
When my girlfriend says chihuahuas are too aggressive:
All spooks arise for the Spooktober Anthem!!!
Sweet Zombie Jesus!!!
It’s all about the simple things.
“You don’t have to drink to have a good ti-“
‘Merica
Okay, kids, get your knives ready.
Don’t run. We are your friends.
Shower Thought of the Day
Aww, look at the cute little rabb- OH SWEET JESUS NO!!
“Everyone in the pool!!!”
Nearly an hour’s worth of footage, and THIS is the thumbnail they went with.
He ded
Every. Fucking. Week. Part II
Have you ever known the joys of clubbing goblin children?
Mr. Cesar Sayoc, everyone!!
What is the highway velocity of an unladen moving truck?
My grandmother on politics
My Tempest Week; as performed by David Tennent
Mountains, uh, have a way
An Imgur Haiku
Footage of me avoiding my responsibilities, then slipping up and almost giving a shit.
How to get your unsociable friend to go to the movies.
When you see a post about a dead rabbit.
I love character crossovers.
Farewell, Number One.
LIAR!!!
Me, 20 minutes after asking about all this talk concerning buttholes...
Just logged on and...
Hey, wait a minute...
When it’s 2 in the afternoon, and I awaken to the song of a passing ice cream truck...
*Distant horse laughter
When you have a hangnail, and you accidentally pull the skin back a little too far...
Mrw I wake up and find out my post asking about buttholes reached Most Viral...
“The Real Cool Place to Be a Kid.”
BWONG!!!
When you’re super excited to preen your rose garden, but also terrified because you have hemophilia.