Finally watching Reacher and this line gave me flashbacks.

May 31, 2022 1:24 AM

Yardietraxx

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4 years ago | Likes 127 Dislikes 0

Wasn't he a total jackass in Blue Mountain State?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aquaman!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

While I enjoyed this version of reacher i feel like it was a shorter less good version of Banshee.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was a great series.

4 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 2

lol

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

Alan Ritchson. So buff bro beans

4 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 1

Thank god they got Thad. I want him in more stuff.

4 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

That episode where he goes on a Vision quest and speaks to a wise version of Thad blew my mind, like “holy shit this guy can act!”

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Blue Mountain State is hilarious and underrated!

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

COCAINE!!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“You’ve got kind eyes”: US cop letting trained killer go free.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This dude is a perfect representation of my interpretation of Reacher. Not the 5'7" dude they put in the movie.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

This show is unusually entertaining. I look forward to seeing the next season.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My wife and I were watching this very episode the night of the Oscars shortly after Will slapped Chris.

4 years ago | Likes 148 Dislikes 1

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 28

Two of my favorite actors/comedians are both Will Smith and Chris Rock, that slap has done nothing to sway my opinion of them.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This Reacher interpretation was WAAAAY better than Tom Cruise. I bought it and hope the keep going with the series.

4 years ago | Likes 569 Dislikes 4

It really surprised me. Started it because i Was bored, expectet nothing and binged the whole thing in one go. Really good

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Seconded

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Agreed. It was excellent except in my mind Teacher wasn't quite as ridiculously handsome. But his delivery was on point.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In the books, Reacher is described as being NOT exceptionally handsome, just fair-looking.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anything is better without Tom Cruise.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Bad Luck and Trouble coming up next. It's the first Reacher book I ever read.

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Me too! I got it for 2 bucks from a charity shop and binge read it one night when I couldn’t sleep

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Which is the one where he goes to France to prevent the assassination? That's the one I would like to see made into a series.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think the one you’re after is called “Personal”. But he’s not trying to stop an assassination, he’s investigating a failed one.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's right. I should reread that one. I wish they would do that one. It was one of my favorites

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Finlay was spot on too. Credit to Goodwin. No offense to Roscoe since the character wasnt very interesting in the book either.

4 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 0

Roscoe was the little female cop?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With them Itty bitties

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Roscoe was amazing

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The latest novel (Better off Dead) was enjoyable. "Andrew" is getting the hang of the character.

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Just finished it myself only 2 days ago. You nailed it

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ya I didn’t mind it either. Not my top choice but not his worst.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah exactly. When you're writing an annual pulp fiction book though, they won't all be winners. The weakest IMO was the Dr. Moreau ripoff.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’m trying to think of which one you mean. I didn’t particularly like ‘make me’ about the dark web stuff

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hmm. May have to give it a try. Usually I stop when the original author stops. Weird loyalty I guess.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It isn't a bad rule of thumb. This one did a better job than the first few. Made for an enjoyable audio book while doing yard work.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean let's be honest, Reacher novels are pulp romance novels for men. It's not a super high bar and I'm ok with that.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's paying attention to the smaller Reacher details I feel Lee has been dwindling on. Stories have gone a little downhill recently.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

61 hours was a peak, then dips until Never Go Back, then a slow decline from there.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Critical drinker said reacher in the books is a bit of a dull, charisma drain (I assume he means outside of action or investigation) true?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't think so. He's got a straight-forward approach to things which include his hobbies/likes/etc, and I wouldn't call that a drain.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Way too much stupid sex scenes. I'm watching for cool action shit. If i wanted to see fucking I'd watch porn.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 5

If porn had ANY subtlety left I'd agree. There is a huge gap between what was in this and porn.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It was true to the character and novel though. I don't feel like Reacher is the most "action shit" series you could look for either.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There was more than one?

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Nope, just the one...

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That didn't happen in the book

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

but did he swing dong?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Still too small.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Except for the part where he broke out of those little bitty zip ties. I could have broken out of those

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He had to be a bit more talkative and charismatic in the series as we can’t hear internal monologues, but apart from that, spot on

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I believe it’s been ordered up for two more seasons.

4 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

I hope the music continues to be as good.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

season 2 is confirmed

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 season confirmed, 2 strongly suspected.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And 3 movies. Seriously

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ritcheson has a 3-movie deal, but whether or not they'll be Reacher-related is yet to be confirmed.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I never read the books & I enjoyed TC’s version because he’s a good actor & he does most of his stunts & does them well. But I also have a

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 5

weird distaste for the actor playing him now & have always found him bland & wooden. Kinda dead behind the eyes. Weirdly my mom RAILED at

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

the TC version because he wasn’t “accurate/too small” but I forced her to watch it & she said she didn’t like they cast someone “5’7” but he

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

was believable enough if you just pretended it wasn’t the actual Jack Reacher but someone else.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They were decent enough films, but they weren't Jack Reacher films.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There was more than one? O_O I just remember the first one. Idk, I just think the dude in whatever show i keep getting suggested has the

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah first was just "Jack Reacher" (based on One Shot) then the second was "Jack Reacher: Never Go Back" from the book of the same name.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shit. Thanks! I had no idea. I just remember the one. Now I’ll have to see the other! Tbh, I liked the first one. But I also like him as

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Never read the books, tom cruise was subtle and understated, this guy was cocky and wanted attention. The books matched this better?

4 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 3

Reacher is pure super hero power fantasy, so yeah.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"book" Reacher is definitely defiant and cocky.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Kind of, yes. Reacher - despite his attempts at barroom philosophy - is supposed to be a bit of a blunt object.

4 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

They nailed that. I enjoyed it. It felt like "what if Taken was extra American"

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And he's supposed to be fucking HUGE.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thad is huge

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Reacher said nothing. But when he does he's an arrogant know it all dick.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Cruise isn’t even 6’ tall, Reacher is supposed to be huge.

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

And a mesomorph. Jacked without trying. Books said he's 6'5".

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I knew a guy like that, played hockey with him and joined the army at the same time years later. Super nice, absolutely jacked. Not tall tho

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bad guys refer to him as Sasquatch in one of the more recent books

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

With fists the size of frozen turkeys if I remember correctly

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In this particular instance, I believe Reacher was alluding to threatening people's family.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 8

No, this was when he was being a smart ass towards him. To be fair I'd be pissed too if I were also arrested at gunpoint for simply walking

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

into town, put into a jail where someone sent thugs to kill me then still viewed me as a suspect despite being railroaded, and had just been

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

informed the guy I supposedly killed was my brother. Reacher simply pointed out Finlay's attitude (sorta) might be why they divorced.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Will Smith was justified in being upset, not justified in violence. There is WAY more to the story between the two. Unsubstantiated claims

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

Way more, such as?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Unsubstantiated claims that Chris Rock and Jada got into it and that Smith and rock refused to work together. It seemed, likely bullshit

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He was not justified at being upset either. He was laughing at the joke just like everyone else.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Nervous or uncomfortable response? Doesn't seem to be staged, just with Jada's alopecia...

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The joke is that Jada looks like Demi Moore. You know Demi Moore? That beautiful actress who looked amazing with no hair?!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

But Jada Pinkett Smith isn't bald because of a movie, it is because of a medical condition. She was hurt. So Will Smith reacted.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Alopecia. She doesn't have a choice, Demi Moore was playing a role, this is Jada's life. There is a difference.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ricky Gervais’ analysis is excellent. He compared Will Smith’s wife to Demi Moore. It was as much a compliment as a joke. It want an insult.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Demi Moore challenged societies ideas of what a woman should look like, or can achieve, in GI Jane. Jada says she feels beautiful. No issue.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Also, she didn't do shit. It was just a movie. Women have been fighting that fight for far longer than when she got involved.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Stop justifying what you don't know so you can feel righteous. Who are you protecting here?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Isn’t that what you’re doing? Don’t get me wrong, I’d have much preferred the joke to be about their relationship, but that’s also cruel.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Her alopecia aside, who was Chris Rock to come after her? It wasn't in good fun, it was standard comedian cruelty at an inappropriate time

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Sorry let me make a note:

1) comedians shouldn’t make jokes about Hollywood stars being in Hollywood films based on aesthetic similarities

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Glad we sorted this one out!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0