Pet of choice
Dat Daffodil do
When my cat comes into the bathroom when I’m taking a shower
When you have the freedom to vote and ... you do.
Does anyone have sharp, pokey thing? You mean a knife?
Disappointed that Imgur chose “seen” instead of “witnessed”.
Think for yourself
13th in my phone (pre-dump)
Pet goals
Poll workers after today
Turn to the man with a plan for what’s important in life: Bill Murray
Today, the man with all of the answers has passed on. Thank you, Mr Trebek for your life.
When someone tries to destroy Democracy, you can’t run. You can’t hide. Democracy will get you.
Buddha don’t know shit
Just a short time ago, this man entered heaven, possibly saying these words.
Cake Day - so much wasted time.
I can do this all day.
For any who still support the previous administration.
11th favorit
Turkey Dance
When I shovel snow for money.
Cake day dump! Chill out, none of it is mine. But there's still pride, here.
When there can not be two, then ...
When I know it...
Me, struggling with shoveling snow while treading ice.
For better highway vision
Pretty much sums up my distaste for pugs.
For all those people we don’t get to thank personally, because they’re selfless.
Should I?
I like ‘me big. I like ‘me chunky.
Excellent
Riddick
What do most protesters IDEALLY strive for?
Do the shroom got da Booty?
Rolling up to the drive through after deferring my taxes.
When you want to establish dominance
For when you doubt yourself
Positive outlook is important
Found a new letter opener
Looking a friend?
Waiting for season 2
Enhance
Once
To be or to be ceased.
Neapolitan, not the ice cream
Vampire recruitment literature
Anyone thirsty?
You da real MVP
The Eyes have it
Me vs my wife playing at Earth Day.
A funny Eddie Murphy movie that I didn’t know was based on a true story. The Grandfather of Rap...
New donut flavors
Soundtrack plays - End of the world theme.
Who’s making noise in my basement?
Reaction
Feels good to bump fists with your best friend. Social distancing, however necessary, sucks.