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Pun intended.
Nov 27, 2016 4:08 PM
CaptainLongJohnSlither
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Pun intended.
splitkc
Yes
TheodoreWitchfucker
Next step is deleting imgur.
tazednconfused
Shen the barn and food is free, youre the product being sold.
tazednconfused
*when, god fuckin damnit shitballs
Takeeon
www.facebook.com
Galactasaur
Why is Facebook such a problem for you guys?
Mrcartoon
I just use it when I need to sell something and can find work there actually. Other than that I don't use it.
walksoftlyandcarryabigstick
Delete Facebook from everywhere, people! Talk to humans. Take a walk. Read a book. Masturbate.
crankymonkeyboy
@op doesn't it feel good! I did that and messenger too
SexyClaptrap
I did it just this last week too.
SciencemasterofGinaz
great, thanks for shitposting
JoeOrdinary
When i deleted facebook and messrnger a year ago, the battery life on my phone went from shit to nuclear.
riseofaodh
Oooo now do Imgur
michaelmp
Suspended mine until after Christmas. Ughhh can't deal with the holiday season
ringadingdingbaby
And had to tell everyone about it
ilikefreepizza
Cause they can't post on Facebook about it
JustGiveMeAllTheBaconAndEggsYouHave
Since you're on a roll, please delete Facebook off the internet next.
EverybodyAtCostcoLovesUsSoHard
SuperTacticalSandwich
Hey @OP, I gave up facebag entirely back in February. I haven't logged in once. After the first few weeks, I didn't miss it at all.
SuperTacticalSandwich
I feel like the overall satisfaction of my life has improved dramatically. Trust me, you'll be better for it! Good luck!
hannibal1barca
I like fb for the event organization, and seeing what friends I don't talk to sometimes are up to...unipolar opinion?
GetSchwifty
I use it to shitpost. Somebody is posting annoying shit consistently? Unfollow them. Youre still friends but cant see their shit.
FifteenthDoctor
Nah, mostly something the vocal minority says... /some people can't deal with things being popular for some reason.
ToastedVanilla
Facebook is so fucking boring I don't go there even. I see no reason to delete it, nor any reason to keep up with it.
yeeeeeeeeeehaw
But what about Imgur?
desra
Asking the tough questions
CaptainLongJohnSlither
Can never leave this place. I'm one of you.
BlackLabsForLife
One of us. One of us.
SupremeVenom
His name is Robert Paulson
chemistsdoitintesttubes
We accept him. We accept him.
SorryImAwkwardSorry
Gooble gobble gooble gobble
Vegapunk
Yeah, your place is right here...
Good times await you...
kythorn
Facebook is where you go to hate your friends and family
Howmanyimguriansarethere
Do it!!!
TOOFATTOWIPE
Sometimes I regret it then I think about gym selfies and my aunt Donna selling plexus.
Oatmealer
Haha. Crazy Aunt Donna strikes again!
TOOFATTOWIPE
She's the fucking worst.
WheresCera
Its amazing how much better life becomes when you stop checking Facebook every five minutes
WheresCera
Because you get more time checking Sasha grey
whyteraven74
You know you can have it on your phone and not have it logged in right?
duhvinci
I got rid of Facebook when I got married and I love not being involved with it
ClassicSwanson
Big deal. It's not heroin, it's a fucking website. Get a grip.
F1eshfeast
This. I've been judged for having a FB account. I use it 1 or 2 times a month for messages. Deleting it wouldn't prove anything.
skywards
It can become kind of addictive if it gives enough stimuli. I waste a lot of time there but can't quit because i need it for work.
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ClassicSwanson
I've seen it. I'm not fan-boying for FB, I'm pointing out that this "difficulty" in not using online services is first-world horseshit.
shhep
It's a fucking social tool. Half the people I'm contact with, I don't call, I message on FB. SMS is a fucking obsolete format. Costly too.
shhep
As per privacy, considered risks and gains. Worth it. At least it's not google+.
Dsharppe
These shitlords always go on and on about how they have no friends. But one of them pretends to delete FB and the circle jerk ensues. *yawn*
Storyainthadnomoral
If you don't like every post on here, maybe you could set up your own for you and people like you? Call it 'Angur'? Or maybe 'Bellends'?
kusuriya
@op how does it feel to get 2 hrs of battery life back on your phone?
Howmanyimguriansarethere
Do it!!!
Everyonesbrother
Am i the only one that didn't get the pun?
UpvotingtheHotButton
It is because it is not a pun. It is ironic to show a baby with the title "baby steps."
Tellingyouthatswhatthatis
I deleted almost all of my social media apps off my phone about a week ago. I recommend everyone try this if you feel stuck Feelsgoodman.jpg
ilovecake
I deleted most social from my phone post-election as my entire timeline was filled with sensationalized articles and hysteria. Was toxic.
nofamilyissafewhenisashay
Next step, deleting your account. That one felt real good to me
onlyveganreplys
I'm thinking about it
LadiesAndGentlemenPlease
I recently deleted ~400 friends, so now stuff that comes up is stuff that I actually care about.
littlemissshutterbeer
Yep. Did this recently and my feeds is much refreshing.
FrozenFoodGuy
I use facebook only to login to websites and apps that otherwise ask for all kinds of personal info. My facebook is empty.
ManyOfThemManyMuchMoosen
I just did it too. Sooooo niiiiccceeeeee.
ImScOtTmAlKiNsOnAnDIGoTdIaBeTeS
Deleted mine about 2 weeks ago and its been a good two weeks
Unverified
I deleted everything and I don't regret it one bit
Assfullofbread
I deleted mine a few years ago, but im starting to regret it. I moved ferther from my home town and miss a lot of my old friends
thenotoriousKEV
humble brag
nofamilyissafewhenisashay
I will out humble anyone!
roedelheim
Did that back in 2009. switched to twitter and imgur instead. So much more time now. That was a lie. Yet Quality of Information skyrocketed.
puppetdmaster
I deleted mine last month i don't miss it one bit
therealretto
Why exactly to people have a hard time with fb? Does it really stress you out that much?
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
It gives a lot of people Anxiety, and has ties with depression.
loslugares
I had mine deleted for a while, but then people I encountered referred to it being weird. Now I keep it up for formalities, w/o using it.
Jayrmz
It isn't ever actually deleted though, only "deactivated"
DontGoJasonWaterfall
I did it in January.. only time I've used it is a brief log in to get event info or pass on a message, then deactivate again. So good
DontJewishYourOvenWasHotLikeMe
I deleted the app but couldn't deactivate because my Facebook is a sign in to about 7000 other accounts
ohgurrl
I gave up, if you want me to sign in with fb then I don't need to sign in to your shit! Feels good being disconnected like that.
JayFiguy
Same problem here.
Pinklaqueredskies
If anyone ever has the solution to this other than making accounts for a million other things, let me know. I'd happily dump Facebook
nofamilyissafewhenisashay
Ah, I hear that. I avoided doing that just to keep their access limited so happily I didn't have that problem
GapingAnalCavity
It doesn't count when you don't have any friends.
Ilikecarthings
I agree with this. Very freeing.
capricornstunner
Went 3 years without FB& got it back for a year- biggest mistake- then re deleted it in Election Day. Maybe unless I have kids Or something?
CaptainLongJohnSlither
It's going to happen.
ADroidDoesNotHaveAnUsername
Do it. I did last week, it was the best I could've done. I turned out to be way happier and more sociable from night to day.
CuntCuntCunts
Hey did you do it?
akhronus
Deleted mine about 4 years ago. So liberating